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Nov 12, 2003

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AlternateAccount posted:

Would this be a good thread to ask about the software you all use for your tickets to come in?

Our company uses ServiceNow(moved from Remedy, which wasn't loved by anyone) for both internal and external issues, and external stuff is probably 99.9% of the volume. There are separate teams to handle each, and since ServiceNow is kind of a clunky ugly monster, I'd like to make the case for moving Internal Help Desk over to a different and wholly separate system.

Right now I am kind of leaning toward Zendesk or Mojo, but I'd appreciate any advise or anecdotes.

We use Heat which is terrible and everyone hates it.

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Nov 12, 2003

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m.hache posted:

It does. MapPoint on it's own never fails. It's just when the other program calls on it. Randomly.

The companies response is to turn of UAC and give all users Admin rights.

I asked them if they are going to refund us for lost time when my network get's loving overrun with an infection. They haven't responded.

The last company I worked with, which made a business application for an industry I'm glad to be out of, more or less required that all users be admins with UAC disabled. I loved telling sysadmins that, let me tell you.

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Nov 12, 2003

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m.hache posted:

It's like selling a condo to someone but telling them they can't use locks on their doors because occasionally someone will have to go in to check a meter.

After reading your posts a little more closely, I'm kind of wondering if we might be talking about the same company. Does its name start with R?

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Nov 12, 2003

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Did a goon pull out someone's SATA connection or something? That's the third time I've heard that referenced.

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Nov 12, 2003

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bitterandtwisted posted:

Bonus: those sticky notes on the palm rest are all the user's usernames and passwords
Enhance.

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Nov 12, 2003

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Zemyla posted:

Is it wrong that I looked at it and went, "At least the priority and urgency are correct :unsmith:"?

I noticed that too.

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Nov 12, 2003

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skooma512 posted:

A question came in.


What the hell do you do about "computer is slow" tickets? I check to make sure there's enough free space, clear out junk, run chkdsk, and that might fix it or might not. What do you guys do when you get these vague tickets?

Everything everyone else has already said, plus:

"User is using an Optiplex 740, system is running as expected, closing ticket"

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Nov 12, 2003

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Entropic posted:

Same. It's uncanny how perfectly they captured the look and feel of PCSpeedUpRegistryCleanerPro2015

Yeah it's pretty bad when you look less legit than SuperAntiSpyware (which I keep hearing is pretty good? I still use MBAM though).

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Nov 12, 2003

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Godsped posted:

I got my first slow computer ticket today, user has 34k unread emails in their inbox.

I kind of admire this person.

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Nov 12, 2003

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Sirotan posted:

A couple months ago I started to transition user knowledge base articles from a dumb folder full of PDFs on the network share (that no one ever read), to the KB built into KACE that is user-accessible. Last week I finally opened up our KACE ticketing system to all users, and as part of that process, notified users of the existence of the knowledge base and how it would soon replace the old folder.

Since building a bunch of articles, I've updated our KACE box from version 5.5 to 6.0. I hadn't looked at any of the KBs since the update. Just now I went to update one and found that since the update, all the articles have been stripped of their formatting. I can still view the articles on the user UI and they look fine, but the minute I open it on the admin side, all my formatting is gone, all my linked images are gone. All code has been stripped and only the article text remains.

Dozens of articles and hours of work, all wasted. I'm more depressed about it than I am mad.

It's okay, no one ever reads KBs anyway. :smith:

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Nov 12, 2003

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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:

I almost felt bad pulling the loving thing, it was trying SO HARD.
Great, now I feel bad for it, too. The little phone cable that couldn't. :(

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Nov 12, 2003

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A 7 year-old Lenovo came in, won't boot.

Bring it up with a recovery disk, dir fails ("An error occurred during directory enumeration.").
chkdsk /r fails before it even starts ("The volume appears to contain one or more unrecoverable problems.")

It's showing up as a raw volume in diskpart, with all space free.

Welp.

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Nov 12, 2003

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TWBalls posted:

Is the disk encrypted? We get the same behavior with our laptops (Corporate policy to encrypt all laptops) if we boot from a cd/flash drive without first decrypting the hard drive.

We use lovely Checkpoint. A previous version of the software used to poo poo all over itself if you even looked at it funny. We then had 2 choices. Rebuild from scratch or decrypt and run check disk/fixboot. We usually went with option 2, but it still took forever since we had to contact the encryption team, wait at least a day to get the decryption tool from them, then we had to call and do the challenge/key with one of the encryption techs. Then it took a full day to decrypt. Then, of course, after it's been fixed we would then have to re-encrypt (which, again, would take a full day).

Actually, I'm an idiot, and it most likely is encrypted. Things like this are what remind me I'm still new to this and belong in T-1 for a while longer :(

Well, that means there's at least a chance of me being able to recover this person's data (she would always cancel our automated backup utility whenever it started running :downs:). I will look into our decryption procedures tomorrow!

My boss would've caught that first thing, but he's out this week. Thanks.

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Nov 12, 2003

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blackswordca posted:

So quick status update.

The migration was completed but is a total gong show. Dudeguy basically took an old network drive with 30+ folders, several of which had 30+ folders in them and basically split them up into 15 departmental folders. I have a very rough chart of where folders were and what departmental folders they are in now.

What I have to do today is go to each person with a print out of the screen shot of the old folders and ask them which folders they used to use and if they made changes to the folders or not. A lot of people don't remember which of the 90+ folders they may need so it is going to take me days to get the client functional and it will probably be weeks of fixing minor permissions problems.

On the plus site, my billable rate for the next week or two will be really good.

It's awesome how fun diving into a project with poor planning can be (I'm fully realizing this isn't your fault).

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Nov 12, 2003

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"My monitor stopped working!"
"Hm, it looks fine, let's look at your vid... oh."

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Nov 12, 2003

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I'm sure it's fairly common and I've just never run into it, but someone managed to get an adware spam extension that shows as being installed by enterprise settings on their Chrome. Which meant you couldn't uninstall or disable it from within Chrome. Wasn't too hard to fix after Googling it, but I'm almost impressed.

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Nov 12, 2003

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baquerd posted:

Wait a second, so if you're a complete fuckup no one will ever be able to blame you? Is that what I'm hearing?

I mean... I seriously doubt that. Sounds like you just aren't allowed to talk poo poo about Billy Dumbfuck to the customer, but presumably issues can still be brought up with management and dealt with accordingly.

Edit: I hope that's what he meant, anyway.

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Nov 12, 2003

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Ataraxia posted:

Holy loving poo poo

https://access.redhat.com/solutions/439573

I just took down an entire facility trying to ID a duff cable :wtc:

Well hopefully you've learned your lesson. :colbert:

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Nov 12, 2003

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spiny posted:

:D


"The wasp forgot the power supply for their laptop, do you have a spare ? No, I don't know what make it is."

Didn't I read somewhere that USB 3.1 is going to allow for charging laptops via USB? This needs to happen sooner rather than later.

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Nov 12, 2003

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Oyster posted:

A ticket came in. "Printer is burning, send someone ASAP."

The fuser heating rod had gotten stuck and kept the fuser in a perpetual heating state. It got so bad that it melted part of the main control board, along with the finisher entrance.

It's my new favorite printer.

I'm hoping someone had at least unplugged it before you got there?

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Nov 12, 2003

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A user was complaining of frequent blue-screens, application crashes, etc. I suspected bad RAM, ran Memtest86, got a whole bunch of errors.

It's a Dell machine and I knew they'd want to know what their own diagnostic thing said, so I ran it. On its first pass of the first test, it almost immediately popped up and said "Memory issues resolved."

Now when I run Memtest86, I get no errors.

Anyone know what the hell the diagnostic actually did? I found the manual and it just says this - "Informative message that memory issues were found and resolved within safe tolerances" which doesn't tell me much.

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Lightning Jim posted:

Depending on the system, ePSAs have a MemRx that allows it to know which chip on the DIMM is bad and ignore it on a BIOS level. If you ever move DIMMs around that'll break that bit.

Thanks, that makes a lot of sense. I appreciate being able to have at least a vague understanding of how something works. :)

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Do permissions in Exchange work like standard NTFS permissions?

For example, if a user is a member of a group that is granted access to a specific folder, but is also a member of a group that's specifically denied access to a folder, do the latter permissions take precedence and result in the user having permissions denied?

A user requested access to a folder, and that access was ostensibly granted (she was added as a member to a group that has editing privileges over the folder), but she continues to not have access.

I have no control over Exchange administration (nor should I), but my group's kinda blowing in the wind and looking dumb while we tell our Exchange team that it's still not working. I'm just hoping I didn't miss something stupid. The above is just one possibility I was wondering about.

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Nov 12, 2003

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I'm basically help desk, but with enough added responsibilities (MDT, managing images, some VMWare) that I really like my job and it's perfect for where I'm at knowledge-wise. I like it. Helps that most of the users here are pretty smart and/or nice.

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Nov 12, 2003

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Someone tell me how stupid I am for being stuck on this issue.

I'm working on a Precision T7600 that recently stopped booting at a reasonable rate of speed (it was taking as long as 10 minutes and sometimes failing entirely).

It's got four hard drive bays - 0, 1, 2 and 3. It has two SSDs and a single 2TB HDD (that are all working fine if brought up as data drives on another PC). I've determined that if the OS drive is plugged into bay 0, with nothing else plugged in, it boots fine. Additionally, if any other the other two drives (or a separate, known-good drive) are plugged into bay 2, it boots fine.

However, if anything is plugged into bay 1 or bay 3, it fails to boot. Takes forever to get through POST and BIOS, and usually locks up in the Windows boot screen after ~10 minutes.

Sounds like a bad disk controller to me... Dell ProSupport agreed, and they came out and replaced the motherboard, but the problem's the same.

I looked up this computer and it says it comes standard with a PCIe RAID controller (I almost felt really really dumb for missing that) but I looked and I swear these drives just plug directly into the motherboard. They weren't set up in a RAID array or anything.

I sorta wish I had a structured escalation procedure. :/

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Nov 12, 2003

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Have you guys ever seen a bad SAS cable cause intermittent problems on a system? I'm running out of possibilities for what's causing this super expensive T7600 to boot unreliably and/or fail outright if it has more than 2 drives plugged into it, given that we've replaced the motherboard (and by doing so, the on-board C600 SAS RAID controller).

I generally look at cables as being good=works or bad=doesn't work, but this is intermittent. Once it does boot it seems to work flawlessly.

:sigh:

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evobatman posted:

It's still in warranty. Call Dell. Stay on the phone until it is fixed.

This has been my current strategy. We've got ProSupport so I'm fairly confident it'll get sorted out eventually. I have no complaints about how they've handled it so far, though they seem pretty stumped too.

Also, the user just told me yesterday evening that it's more or less behaved like this (booted unreliably, runs fine when it does) since he got it, though it's recently gotten worse. The tech who picked this thing up originally thought it had just started recently. :suicide:

As far as having the cables on-hand go - yes, I completely 100% agree. I've been here long enough that that's on me for not having gotten the place stocked up better than it is. That said, I'm 99% sure this is the only machine in the building that uses SAS connectors, and even with that said, I don't think there's too many shops that would have these cables on-hand. I could be wrong about that last part - it's one bundled cable that plugs into the SAS controller on the host end, and 4 combined power/SATA on the device end. Which might be common but I've never seen it. I've asked Dell to send me a replacement for it; they're also escalating it up to some engineering team, or something.

We've temporarily given the desktop back so that he can run some simulations that he was needing - luckily the guy's pretty cool about the whole thing.

spankmeister posted:

Did you try using different slots to track down which slot is faulty?
Yeah, and I didn't really have any luck. It's got like an 80% success rate booting with just the single OS drive plugged in, regardless of where it is, and maybe 60% if it also has its data SSD. It fails basically every time if it has the 2TB data HDD he had in there (but of course, not always!). The way everything's so intermittent is what's been driving me crazy on this.

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Nov 12, 2003

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mllaneza posted:

Have you considered that one or more of the drives has a problem ? Try that 2TB data drive in another machine and see what happens.

Yep, they all work fine as data drives on other machines. :iiam:

The Dell tech suggested updating the firmware on the SSDs, which sounds like a fantastic suggestion, but they're Dell-branded OEM Samsung 840s and the standard 840 firmware apparently doesn't work on them. They've never had a firmware update. I'm at home and don't remember the model name but Googling it came up with a bunch of people complaining about this.

The one thing I haven't done yet is try to reimage it with a known-good drive. This is partially due to my apparent incompetence at finding the right storage drivers for it, but in my defense I'm not the only one. I also ran out of time before the guy wanted it back.

I know at the end of this I'll feel like an idiot and feel resigned to staying a desktop technician for the rest of my life. I'll be sure to post whatever the cause ends up being (my money's on the cable at this point).

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Nov 12, 2003

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Xenoletum posted:

Thank you everyone for your outpouring of support. I've already been going crazy with resumes online so hopefully something shows up.

They escorted me out because I pretty much had an emotional breakdown the minute they told me due to a bunch of e/n Bullshit with my life. They didn't want me losing my poo poo in front of everyone and causing a scene.

No severance pay because I was just a simple phone jockey/email wrangler.

:(

Good luck dude, good on you for getting to work quickly. You'll get a better job quick like that. Blow some steam off in your MMO of choice tonight, since you've put in your time getting that job lined up, you can do so guilt-free.

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Nov 12, 2003

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sfwarlock posted:

Funny: Someone actually fell for the lost-thumb-drive-private_pictures.zip.exe thing.
Not funny: They tried it on three more computers before they gave up.
Back around to funny: "Can we call the cops and see if they can identify the hacker based on who's in the pictures?"

I feel like belligerent ignorance like this should be a fireable offense.

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I'm off this week, but I saw an email from an employee at my work (they are also off this week - the place is closed) saying that she had bought herself a new "cpu" (she means computer), and was wondering if she could pay me to help her install Office (she says she has the software) and transfer files from her current computer to the new one and was wondering what I might charge.

I have never done something like this - work on the side - and I don't think I'm very interested in starting... new house, 4 month old at home, etc. I also have no idea how much I would charge if I were so inclined to do something like this.

I like this person though, so I thought I'd just send her a link to a wiki on Windows Easy Transfer (I'm assuming that works fine? I've only ever used USMT), and I'm sure she can handle installing Office...

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SubjectVerbObject posted:

With all the (good) stress in your life, why would you take on supporting Microsoft Office for the life of her computer? It doesn't sound that way now, but what are you going to do when the baby is crying, the furnace on the new house is out, and the phone rings and it's her with 'just a quick question about pivot tables'?

You like her and you are coworkers. This may sound bitter, but once someone pays you to do work for them, the relationship becomes unequal. If you are not able to support her, how will that affect your relationship?

Yeah - there's really no chance of me actually going to her house and doing this for her, I've already decided on that. I was just debating whether or not to send a quick email suggesting Easy Transfer and a politely-worded sentence to the effect of "I'm not helping in any way past this."

If I were single and had fewer responsibilities, $200 might be tempting, but nope.

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kensei posted:

On vacation this week and work called me twice this morning. I answered the second time and found out I won a raffle for Blazers/Lakers courtside seats for Monday night's game, they just wanted to make sure I was going to be there to get them. :black101:

This is one of the few exceptions where it's ok for work to call you during vacation.

Also I hope you aren't a Lakers fan cause that game is going to be pretty one-sided.

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Ursine Asylum posted:

:laffo:

Hope those three days of pay are worth the amount of money and lost productivity involved in finding and training a new sysadmin.

Seriously. This is such a stupid decision, kudos to the guy for putting his foot down.

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Nov 12, 2003

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MJP posted:

THE IDC Technologies
Care to illuminate me?

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MJP posted:

Surely you've heard of IDC Technologies!

Because I sure haven't nor do I think I ever will, given the call-center background noise and address in San Jose.

it's sarcasm but I blame the plaintext medium's failure to convey tone very well

Oh, I'm sorry - I'm just so used to all of those companies having whitenoise names that I thought there might be some special goon history with IDC. Oops. :x

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MJP posted:

so I can unironically have him do the needful.
Not possible.

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blackswordca posted:

"No it wont. Its an analog to digital signal. You need several hundred dollars of specialized equipment to make that work. We can get the equipment in if you need."
TIL that VGA to DVI adapters are worth several hundred dollars. And here I'm just using them willy-nilly.

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Volmarias posted:

The closest was an impromptu speech at a company gathering where the head of finance told us that development shouldn't make any bugs, because that's expensive.
This is seriously something straight out of the pointy haired boss in Dilbert.

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Bob Morales posted:

At&t is the carrier for my personal cell phone. - I can sit at my desk and have coverage
Verizon is the carrier for my work cell phone. - I do not get connection at my desk.
Somehow this building is a blockage for Verizon. Others with this service have the same experience.
Is there a setting in the phone that can make it receive signals inside this building. If not, having the work cell through Verizon kind of defeats it purpose.
Can this be looked into please


Eyebrows up.

You guys left Verizon set at 0 in the building config, it's a common mistake.

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