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Jozy will score 11 goals but one will be unfairly ruled offside and one will be unfairly called not a goal by goal line technology
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 18:31 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 03:19 |
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Ninpo posted:Chart suggests 48 games OP sunderland are having a deep cup run
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 01:42 |
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Ninpo posted:Thread is for league goals mate? Jozy is American probably doesn't understand it all yet give him time or maybe a NBC documentary
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 01:45 |
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Pissflaps posted:Whoever votes just before the last game of the season is going to have a slight advantage. swings and roundabouts innit
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 23:59 |
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vyelkin posted:If the transfer window can extend into the season, I'm sure the Jozy Window can too. Maybe we could have a second Jozy Window in January for people to update their guesses, in case they're afraid of dropping out of the running. if we play FPL and Talksport Predictor will we be cup tied?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2013 01:00 |
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oh em gee bee ess posted:If Jozy doesn't score against MK Dons I would like to hear the mental gymnastics his supporters will go through to rationalise his poo poo play. Hes an avid Wimbledon hater
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 18:01 |
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Fernando Torres got a hat trick in last year's league cup
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 21:41 |
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Bland posted:Are you saying Jozy is worth £16m? no, £0.33, i.e. a third of what Torres is worth
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 21:50 |
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Spiller posted:If Sunderland keep getting drawn against teams worse than MK Dons in the cups, us posters who voted for less than say 10 goals might still have a chance after all. you think hes going to use up all his goal scoring prowess in the league cup? interesting interesting
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 23:29 |
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Kitty Kisses posted:The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 20:16 |
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new manager bounce will be bigger than the jozy altidore bounce wherein the ball bounces from your boots into row z
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 15:19 |
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i happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 21:09 |
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football fanfic brilliant
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 22:05 |
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Benteke is a big lad he could pick up a bin or two even with Jozy in them
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 12:22 |
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tbp posted:He scored a goal for Hull. At the moment, that's infinitely better than his performance for Sunderland maybe his service was better at Hull give me six hours to run some numbers in excel about zone 14 conversions per ninety minutes
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 16:22 |
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cadfael posted:He's a good lad who means well who has sadly come unstuck in a troubled Sunderland side sans Manager, he's working hard though and was it not for a horrible refereeing descision he would be a goal to the good already. I think the old adage "its a marathon, not a sprint" is the most important thing to remember, we are only 7 games into the season and Ive no doubt that he will come good. Sunderland have played 3 of the top four as well as Manchester United. Ive no doubt a new manager will get them ship shape and Jozy will start rattling them in for fun. where is this cp'd from?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 00:49 |
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Would Jozy make a good keeper? Other American keepers have only scored once in the PL, and the whole not scoring while not letting anyone around you score is kind of what you want from a shot stopper imo
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 12:04 |
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this could reinvigorate sunderland imo
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 12:07 |
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Your Weird Uncle posted:has a worthwhile defender ever emerged from the eredivisie? honest question Super Jan mate?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 20:17 |
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is that point his goal celebration I've never seen him score
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 09:59 |
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Big Jozy Knew posted:The only service Jozy knows what to do with is room service I bet he doesn't tip
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 10:35 |
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trem_two posted:To commemorate his time there, next week Jozy will score one (1) goal against Hull. lol good one mate
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 19:57 |
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holy poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 22:29 |
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its just some bloke in a Halloween costume
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 13:07 |
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I can't wait to see what Tommy Huddlestone style revelations come out of Gus Poyet becoming Sunderland manager, hopefully he'll allow Jozy to have his four Full Englishes a day again
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 14:41 |
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Haggis Heed posted:Asmir Begovic has more Premier League goals than Jozy this season. well Begovic actually has to know where the goal is to do his job, Jozy just knows where the buffet is
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 16:45 |
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Jozy couldn't climb a molehill he definitely can not climb the Everest sized mountain of my eight goal prediction
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:15 |
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Timbers Jim posted:Funnily enough players like Tim Howard and Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan never saw this sort of criticism and what do they all have in common hrm
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:18 |
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Timbers Jim posted:they're not poo poo we're talking about American born footballers OP
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:21 |
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pissy smelliott posted:Pray tell you legitimate fans of football, what are "competitive" matches? World Cup and Euros? Barclays premier league, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A only? It would be nice for us "plastics" to know which is which so we can appropriately judge players based upon your standards. Games in which literal garbagemen don't score for example
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:23 |
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:27 |
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Carrier posted:that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh - Jozy, commenting on scoring a "tasty" goal
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 16:15 |
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Carrier posted:hes a bit of a journeyman isnt he he goes where the food is
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 23:46 |
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Its kind of like schrodinger's goal except its philosophically impossible for Jozy to have scored
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 17:38 |
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jooky posted:Gus Poyet is going to turn Jozy into a proper striker. if you were to say do the mental gymnastics required to consider Torres a proper striker then yes he will
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2013 18:45 |
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Carrier posted:He'd probably eat a whole Turkey by himself. thanksgiving is coming up afterall
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 21:40 |
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the sex ghost posted:Kris Boyd has never scored a Premier League goal, whereas Jozy has scored 1 Premier League goal. by scoring less than Jozy, has he out Jozy'd Jozy?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 00:57 |
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Its simple really, Suarez is a racist and RvP is a rapist, Jozy just needs to find a niche
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 21:58 |
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cheers
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2013 17:53 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 03:19 |
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R. Mute posted:If we get a full line, can we turn the chart in for a prize or something? a big money move to the MLS perhaps
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2013 18:31 |