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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oh my dear gently caress. I logged out last night and the last thing in this thread was Hah Hah Rue's Black You're All Racist Nerds. Which always warms my heart. I awake this morning, take care of poo poo, log in, and HOLY poo poo 83 NEW MESSAGES?! Did Eddie show his dick to some one? Did the Tropers get defcon five creepy with Jesu again? Did Washout Tom update his never ending masterpiece?

gently caress NO, PONY SEIZURES FOR EVERYONE. I was actually legitimately reading along rolling my eyes at the bullshit wondering if these were actual comics or something, and then I looked at my scroll bar and realized I wasn't even a third of the way done with the loving page. Cue a lot of skimming and a lot of scrolling and staring in abject terror at this massive imaginary bullshit.

Say what you will about Tom, and oh BOY can you say a lot-at least he's WRITTEN SOMETHING. It's awful and reads like a technical how to anime bullshit, but he's written something. Even if that chapter is all he has ever written and is all he will ever write, he has produced more content, put more back into the world, than that bloated carcass of a puss filled pulp fiction page ever will. Thank you TV Tropes. Thank you for making Eye Em Teh Cutest look better by comparison. You weirdos.

:tvtropes: :tvtropes: :tvtropes:

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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Regalingualius posted:

I'm almost willing to bet that their Evangelion pages (just the original series) would get close to that.... Uh... Impressive thing posted earlier.

Combined with the Rebuild pages, and all of the pages for the fanfics deemed notable enough to warrant their own pages? Hoo boy. :stonklol:

At least that's all poo poo that exists. You can go out and watch that bullshit or read it! You can find the many porn comics where Shinji fucks and is hosed by everyone because they actually exist and thus, at SOME POINT, they are just reporting what happened in them.


Daring Do does not exist. What they did was worse than even fanfiction- it was compiling the tropes of a fan fiction that DOESN'T EXIST.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Polybius91 posted:

What's even funnier about them writing over 100k words about made-up books based on a joke in MLP is that there are real ones now.

That's kind of perfect.

I really hope it's just the troper's bullshit but in print form.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

sweeperbravo posted:

How would such a person go about sleeping? Traction?

Knowing how hazardous those size of breasts are to human beings?

VERY carefully and, if I remember, not flat on your back.

Seriously those are health hazards and can kill you.

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT DUMB TROPE ABOUT USING BREASTS AS WEAPONS I MEAN LITERALLY THEY WILL KILL YOU, THE PERSON WHO OWNS THOSE BREASTS

gently caress Tropers

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Incoherence posted:

Apparently people are so enamored of the pun "headcannon" that you occasionally find an example of someone who thinks it's actually spelled that way.



I fear I'm being too literal here.


That makes me wonder how they botch the term Literal too...

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Why the gently caress do they care so much about Meg

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BlueDude posted:

And now for something to take the weight out of this discussion:

OK like, I'm a huge loving nerd.

I watch Power Rangers and Ultraman and Kamen Rider and Doctor Who and Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps and

Just

Jesus CHRIST

That guy is a nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BlueDude posted:

Speaking of people caring way too loving much about cartoons (warning: really, really long):


(For the record: originally, most of this is hidden until you click the words "click to see more". Clearly, someone knows this bullshit needs to be stuffed out of sight.)

Uh, that's not really TV Tropes. I mean the guy COULD be a troper, but mostly he just does this

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMysteriousMrEnter

I mean it's pretty sad they transcribed everything he said and what not but still.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

corn in the bible posted:

Four Kingdoms and it's continuation sequel Four Kingdoms, Continued by Wanda Walker

Recommended by beeruckzII
Synopsis: Four kingdoms exist- The Colubri: the snakes , The Scrofa: the boars , the Aves: the birds and the Equus: the horses . Four characters from each kingdom lead separate lives, but all come together to protect all that they love.
Comments: It's high time someone put this story on here! I haven't read too much of it but what I have read of it is brilliant! Read it! NOW!
Notes: Sexual references, swearing and some mature scenes. There's even a rape scene in chapter 12 of Four Kingdoms Continued! This story is rated T for a reason!

Just, Jesus Christ.

TV Tropes in a nut shell. "there's even a rape scene! This story is rated T for a reason!"

:tvtropes:

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So how many of those are idiot teenagers who were forced to read the book in highschool and rebelled against it to be edgy and cool?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
OK the rest I...almost can see what angle they're TRYING to come from. Like, they're forcing it as hard as possible but still.


The gently caress does that last one imply?

Is Roo Toy Jesus and they think that's horrifying?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lottery of Babylon posted:

There are a lot of fans of Thomas the Tank Engine that have diverse opinions on when the series went downhill:

Some say it was when the show became less true to the Rev W. Audry's original stories. Awdry himself disowned the show following Season Three, when writers took more liberties with his stories and also started created their own, which sometimes disobeyed railway code and had inaccuracies to the story mythos. After Season Four, adaptions of the original novels ended altogether.

Others say it was when the show became overwhelmed with the addition of new characters as well as some Replacement Scrappies replacing popular minor characters.

Later seasons of the show are also disliked by fans of the original series because of many continuity errors, Flanderization, and the writers' lack of knowledge of how railroading works.

A lot of fans were also disappointed when Brit Allcroft stopped producing the show and HiT Entertainment took its place and when the latter converted the show's format to CGI instead of using models.

A lot of fans pinpoint Sharon Miller's run as head writer (Seasons 9-16) as the low point of the show, due to stories focused aimed towards much younger audiences and the most evident amount of railway inaccuracies. Season 17, where the series was taken over by Andrew Brenner and reverted to more mature storylines, has gotten a warmer reception thus far.

Already been tooted I'm afraid.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DoctorWhat posted:

Lovecraft would have been a Troper.

I know it's been said before, but it's true.

No he wouldn't be- for one he would be too xenophobic to appreciate the Animes, for two he wouldn't be nearly pedophile enough to make up for that, and for third, he actually wrote poo poo.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So his two extremes are Jane Austin and the anime about universe sized robots throwing galaxies at each other.

I wonder what he must think of work that happens to fall IN-BETWEEN those two subtleties. Like would he look at Apocalypse Now and write it off as trite garbage purely because it could have happened to some one?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy


This. This is the most tryhard thing.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

corn in the bible posted:

there are some daring do novels for children. my niece really likes them.

Important thing to note-those only came out *AFTER* The Tropers made their epic log about their made up franchise of pony adventure bullshit.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Besesoth posted:

The former. They are, as far as I can tell, refusing to acknowledge that the real-life books exist, (:ninja:): at least on the main wiki. I dare not tread into the depths of the forums.

I didn't even KNOW that. That is just the saddest loving thing.

I honestly thought, as the last time we had this chat the Daring Do books were JUST coming out, that they would have combined them into their hosed up thought experiment, try to add SOME kind of illegitimacy to teh whole thing- nope. Instead they act like the most unreasonable people ever.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Nintendo Kid posted:

Dude, the first SCP "article" was literally a 4chan post. The dude found that weird rear end Japanese statue pic and wrote the "article" in the 4chan post attached to it. And again, it's literally the attack pattern of Boo from Super Mario World. And it's surely been in multiple Goosebumps books and books like that etc.


Like if I remember right, the original guy who did it has never gone to the site or written any other ones, cuz it was a throwaway post really that happened to spark other people's interest. Half of the writing is describing the way the picture off the artist's gallery website looks. All of the early ones were similarly 4chan or other forum posts that were quite short, and there wasn't a community behind it with a wiki for quite some time.

I can say this only because I was the biggest Goosebumps fan as a kid because gently caress yeah child horror stories, but no there were no ghosts or aliens or such that acted like that in any of the Goosebumps books.

Or Are You Afraid of the Dark.

Might have been a few in Creature Teacher or whatever that off brand bullshit was.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So TV Tropes finally raped harder than :tvtropes: would allow.

I'm not sure what's more impressive. The fact that they could, or that it 'only' took 8 goddamn pages.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

HapiMerchant posted:

I love it when an internet celebrity comes into a community and is immediately swamped with adoration and blind devotion merely because of fame. or gender. or both. It's even worse when what they're saying is correct, because I have to fight my instinctive hatred of the person to see into their actual post quality.

Oh gently caress the calls are coming from INSIDE THE THREAD

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

WickedHate posted:

Actual otaku in Japan can be the loving worst. (Site is :nws:, article is :nms:) As much as we mock the beliefs tropers have about Japan and the "age of consent is thirteen there" myth, the industry goes out of it's way to appeal to the lolicon crowd, and that's why anime is in such a disastrous state right now. Nearly everything is fetishy because that what rings money out of this niche audience of reclusive people that the rest of Japan holds in contempt. If you ever hear American geeks complain about The Big Bang Theory or something, you should tell them how goddamn good they have it compared to Japanese geeks, who have it a whole lot worse as far as public perception goes, and for the most part the industry thinks it can survive by appealing directly to them with all the moe loli trash they could ever want.

Would Japan be paradise for tropers? No, it'd actually a lot worse then it is here. But they aren't that different from Japanese geeks either. Creeps are creeps wherever you go, I guess.

I opened that link, looked at the picture, looked at the title, said to myself "No, don't want." and closed it.


loving Hell Japan.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gimnbo posted:

It really is mindboggling that someone came up with an idol group composed of elementary school girls called "Girlfriend" and thought "Yeah, that's a great idea!"

These are details I did not want confirmed.

loving HELL JAPAN

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Arcsquad12 posted:

I doubt that they would actually pimp them out. The way the fuckers in the Idol industry make money is through cockteasing thousands of insecure young men. If they pimped their idols out, then their career would be done after the first guy had sex, since it would destroy the entire delusion the other men have of the idol being their girlfriend.

That's why you play pimproulete and oh gently caress this is awful let's talk about anything else.

HOW ARE THE TROPERS FAILING AT WRITING TODAY

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I have a hard time believing the Yakuza has THAT much control.

It's like saying "the reason why X bill passed was because the Mafia."

They really can't be that big a threat to control so much.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

NobbytheSheep posted:

No, Aliens really does not need to be remade with a man in Ripley's place. There's hardly a lack of male action heroes, either. I'm pretty sure loads of them are dads.

I will say, one case where this was reversed?

As in a wife put in the place of the dad?

Kinda really sucked.

Silent Hill, the first movie changed from a man to a woman because the director didn't believe a dad could love his child enough to go through hell.

He then proceeded to make her utterly useless, and the only thing she ever did was bring Satan into a church so she wouldn't have to do anything on her own. Because why would your main character need agency!

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Puppy Time posted:

In all fairness, that's about the role the character had in the original, albeit with a lot more monster fights inbetween.

More monster fights?

Rose fought jack poo poo monsters. She either cried and cowered, or managed to run away. Or they just left.

Harry fought a town filled with demons, and then got into a fist fight with an evil super god all to save his daughter, who he knew didn't technically exist anymore!

Rose let everyone else do everything, and then MADE A DEAL with that evil super god so it could kill more people.

Even if they were both the same gender, one of them is clearly the better protagonist. loving Hell I hate the first Silent Hill movie.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Puppy Time posted:

You can't fight that thing without guns. The game makes it die automatically if you have no guns.

I mean, yeah, the movie is a horrible adaptationn(and a horrible movie in its own right), but honestly Harry was only a more active protag because the player needs monsters to smack around in between him getting jerked around by all the other characters.

...I should stop this because it's not about idiots dissecting fiction terribly.

Also I was trying to make a joke about him fist fighting evil god.

Failing, but you know how that goes.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The only way to explain that is that Tropers just don't want to *THINK* about the shows they're watching.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Don Tacorleone posted:

hello

I have not read 210 pages of this thread, but from what I understand it's a bunch of fat goons critiquing other fat idiots from another website in order to feel better about their poo poo lives

is this more or less correct ? thx

Some of it is just mockery for the sake of it.

Lots of pedobullshit too. That's always good to laugh at.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Travis343 posted:

im pretty sure even a regular MLP character is supposed to be a child

I can speak on this because I have seen far too much of the first season-

The main characters of MLP are supposed to be young adults, each holding down their own jobs and living on their own- 19 to 24 kind of age.

However that is subject to change and the emotional maturity of the writing is skewed much younger for very obvious reasons.

So basically stop wanting to gently caress ponies. Stop it right now.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Young Freud posted:

Those Equestria Girls movies pretty much say the regulars are all high school aged.

As said, season 1, where they all have jobs and poo poo.

I can't help what fresh pit of hell the show unleashed after

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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Travis343 posted:

Awesome, glad to read a debate about which ponies are legal

There is no such debate. Merely a debate about lovely writing for an overrated cartoon.

And that people really shouldn't want to gently caress cartoon ponies.


Or ponies in general really.

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