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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I always get a laugh whenever they make a point of not giving "spoilers" for their stories.

As if they were ever going to be finished/read anyway.

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

crowfeathers posted:

Hlioskjalf: A relative power to Regalia, he achieved this power by sacrificing his right eye to finalize his connection to the mythology of Odin. This power allows him to change the Mana in a spell and make it different Mana and thus, change what spell he's using, functionally allowing him to cast one spell out of another.

What does this even mean? In fact, what does any of that even mean?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Djeser posted:


TV Tropes Writer's Block > Share your first lines!

No, see, it's meta, which means it's good.

To a casual observer those entries would seem to be longer than one line.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
That BBT male pregnancy thing was hilariously probably the best writing I've seen from tvtropes. Seriously, I got almost half way through before losing interest.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Does anyone have any info about "Major Tom" washing out of the army, 'cause that's hilarious.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Maybe his family are all black albinos.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
It isn't just tvtropes that stereotypes black writers, out whole culture does that.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

MinistryofLard posted:

I think I've said it before, but if tropers summarised 1984 they'd say that its a story where a guy wakes up, meets a girl, has sex with said girl, then gets arrested by the government and brainwashed. That's all they'd have to say.

Don't forget shipping.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Roland Jones posted:

So, yeah, that's a summary of my fifteen minutes of Internet fame. A pedophile was so weird and creepy that random people on the Internet came to my aid in frightening him off the Internet. I'm sure my parents are proud.

Um, don't you mean ephebophilile you philistine?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Odd confessions posted:

Well, this one's kind of cheesy. ^_^;;

In high school, one of my chums told us this story about a girl who's parents were so strict their house was surrounded by 10-foot-walls. In my teenage dumbness, for lack of a better word, I wanted to find her and rescue her and make her my girlfriend. And then get a pet wolf to guard our house. Then I found out it was an urban legend. >< ^_^;;

Odd confessions posted:

Odd confession time - I want to have cat ears on my head so I can emote in a subtle manner with them.

Odd confessions posted:

Oh, Internet feminists...I really can't stand them. Some of them do legitimately points out important arguments in logical and civil manner. More often than not, though, the ones I've encountered, both in and out of this site tend to be overly touchy. Almost as bad as grammar Nazis.

There are 1867 pages in this thread.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Lol, you sister like Joss Whedon and tgwtg and you complain about it on somethingawful.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Since when is it not socially acceptable to like Joss Whedon? People will think you're nerdy, but otherwise?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
What I'm saying is: people on the internet act like the universe is consumed in some great culture war over nerd stuff, but irl almost no one cares what media you like unless they like it too.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
In fairness, they were bronies in the first place, so they didn't have to sink very far.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I feel like pony/lesswrong stuff could easily sustain it's own thread.

Fluffy pony couldn't though, as everyone involved would commit suicide.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Yeah, that's a Berserk Button for me too.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Nope, I Brutally Subverted that trope. When I need a pencil broken, I just get my Yandere Deadpan Snarker Nakama to do it.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Honestly I legitimately like tvtropes. The forums and like 3/4ths of the articles are poo poo, but if you avoid anything related to ponies or Japan the site is ok.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
In their Harry Potter thread, there's a guy advocating for genocide.

quote:

The goblins need to smashed. Kill as many of them as possible and wrest Gringotts from them. Having the financial institution running Wizarding Britain in the hands of a faction with dubious loyalty at best is asking for trouble.

quote:

Goblins aren't human. Ergo, the abrogation of their rights is not an attack on human rights.

Realpolitik would demand that their enormous influence over the magical community be curtailed, and if that curtailment is resisted, shattered entirely. If that requires extermination, so be it.

Hostage taking would probably be ineffective. Are there specific goblins whose imprisonment would bring the entire community to heel? Probably not.

quote:

I find it very uncomfortable that goblins are basically fantasy Jews — short people with big noses who have an international control over finance with a strange and grasping concept of ownership that makes them seem avaricious.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
For other bad MLP fanfics that aren't as disturbing as fluffypony see:

Xenophilia, in which a self insert human has graphically depicted sex with a pony.

Friendship Is Optimal, in which an AI pony takes over the world

and presumably everything else on this page

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Swan Oat posted:

Written by Eliezer Yudkowsi?

Close. One of his followers.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Pointing out that Tropeers catastrophically miss the point of 1984 is almost cheating, since almost everyone does that.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

WastedJoker posted:

Is there an actual alternative to tvtropes?

Is there a need for one?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

cptn_dr posted:

A degree in English Literature?

How would a degree in English lit help me find pony torture pornography?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Say which fanfics these were and provide links plz.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
The "Edit banned/Suspended - would like to edit again." thread is just hilarious.

quote:

Hello, I've been banned from editing and I would like editing privileges reinstated. I am aware of the reason that I was banned (it was due to a Chrome plugin that changes the word 'cloud' to 'butt' - I have since removed this plugin from my browser) and promise that I will never make a mistake like that ever again. This incident was a complete accident on my part and I mean the pages that I have accidentally vandalized, as well as this site in general, no harm.

Thank you, Ned Zeppelin

quote:

"Alright, that's enough forever from Soban. Creepiest thing I've ever read posing as a "prayer." Soban has nothing of value for us to hear and is banned from these forums."

I need a more in depth explanation of my ban. Thank you!

quote:

I am very sorry that I came across as rude, condescending, and insulting. I was attempting to open up a deep and important aspect of my faith for criticism in what I thought was an appropriate thread for the criticism that I wanted to receive. It was not my goal to be rude to my fellow poster, to condescend to them, nor to insult them by sharing a prayer of blessing over them and then open that prayer for criticism so that I could pray for them more effectively. I genuinely believed and was trying to be respectful of them. I know that in my experience, if someone from a different faith wanted to bless me, I would accept it in the spirit it was being offered, even if I disagreed with their religion.

In short, I was not attempting to be rude, condescending, and insulting. I am very sorry that I was.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Has anyone ever pointed out to fast Eddie that maybe if not even the site regulars understand what these articles are about then they just might be shittily written?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Lottery of Babylon posted:

A troper named Polar in their LGBT rights thread announces she's getting married!





:unsmith:

This post has all the soban stuff.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

news posted:

Massachusetts' highest court ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person's clothing -- a practice known as "upskirting".

Sane person posted:

Yep, sounds like a pretty clear case of a badly written — or just out of date — law.

Raven Wilder posted:

Why should that be illegal? If you're in a public space, you should be able to photograph anything you can see; I don't see why what angle you photograph someone from should be regulated.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13103447000A18674100&page=3014#75349

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I think around the time of the first tvtropes thread Raven had a several page argument to the effect that not only was a white person using the word "friend of the family" not racist, but people who got mad at him for it were in fact the real racists. The guy is pretty much "Libertarian with Aspergers" personified.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Swan Oat posted:

I told my brother a joke last night and he smiled at me, does he secretly want to practice gay incest?

Depends, was it a rape joke?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Cracked SJW articles aren't nerds trying too hard to be funny; what they actually are is nerds not trying at all to be funny. Also there are some stock photos with "funny" captions. The rest of the site is either just ripping off Seanbaby (who I thought was hilarious when I was 15, idk about now) or lists of possibly-accurate trivia.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Raven Wilder posted:

I asked this in another thread, but this Mass. anti-upskirt law: it's illegal to take a picture up a woman's skirt, but what if someone just got their head down near the floor in order to look up a woman's skirt and didn't take a picture? Would that be legal?

He hasn't given up yet. :tvtropes:

quote:

Well, this may be getting off-topic, but I'm of the opinion that, if it's legal for you to see something, it should be legal for you to take a picture of it. I know there are people who think taking someone's picture at all without getting their permission beforehand should be illegal, and I'm nervous about laws that would create a legal precedence for that.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
That guy is so naive it's almost endearing.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I know there was at least one troper tale where the guy said he thought the holocaust was only wrong because it was too expensive, and Hitler would have been in the right if he hadn't wasted all that money on gas.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Seems to me tvtropes gave an accurate explanation whereas you gave an... imcomplete one.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

quote:

As embarrassing as it is to admit it, I've never liked it when characters in the media use strong language. I've heard all kinds of justifications for it: "it's more realistic" (point taken in historical dramas and other more down-to-earth stories, but are we really trying to call superhero films realistic now?), "it's the character' speaking, not the writer" (well I don't like that part of the character), "[character X] is just the kind of person who swears a lot" (point taken, still gratuitous though), and "what's the big deal, they're just words" (the biggest crock of bull I've ever heard, they're listed as vulgar in the dictionary for a damned good reason), and none of them have done anything to change my viewpoint. It's reaching almost phobiaesque levels; I get incredibly nervous when I have to watch a movie I haven't before when it's rated above a G, since even PG-rated films are allowed to use every swear word on the book except "gently caress", and even then there have been exceptions to the rule. It is downright humiliating how many good movies I've had to miss out on because of this entirely unjustified - but overpowering - fear.

Point of the matter is: I have to watch a movie for a class. It's a PG-13 Based on a True Story film, which might as well be shorthand for "will contain foul language". Being the gigantic pussy that I am about this sort of thing - I need help. I want to be a successful and independent and all those other things society pushes me to be, but this is one thing I honestly don't think I can do on my own. I've talked with both parents and several counselors about this in the past, and they've all basically told me I have to just bite the bullet and watch the stupid thing, and if it contains swearing well that's too bad.

What do I do?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I gave yudkowsky all my parents' money, I'll probably be one of the guys who torture you shitlords in robot hell.

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

CommanderCoffee posted:

The only real-life person I know who wears a fedora with any regularity and is justified in doing so is my Maya-centric archaeology teacher, who only wears it on field digs. He has the leather jacket too, but that doesn't work well in Guatemala and so his gear there is fedora, t-shirt, shorts, hiking shoes.

But fuckin' tropers...

If you're an archaeologist you pretty much have license to wear a fedora imo.

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