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Root Bear posted:I sleep in a drawer! I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't be fooled. It's just a regular Simpsons Quote Thread with a stupid, cheap icon. It still embodies all the Awful stereotypes it did before! Anybody care what this guy thinks?
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Class3KillStorm posted:The name's Killstorm! Class3killstorm. And I come before you goon people tonight with a quote. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Futurama quote thread quote. Cherry... cherry! Mule, crud!
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I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot cheaper than going to the movies.
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Skeesix posted:Hey, who am I talkin' to? Ugh, now, when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello Mr. Thompson. *stamp stamp*
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York_M_Chan posted:SomethingAwful is a sham. It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish. What are you talking about I don't need pep pills to be suspicious if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it who's gonna stop me you pep pill boy? Pep boys pills Beverly Hills oh boy ah boy uh oh uh oh uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills...
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Justice Sloth posted:Not Brown! Brown... Brown... Brown... Brown... First prize! First prize! First prize!
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Jerusalem posted:Then they'll be sorry, and I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave Well look who's come to apologise. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Webster's defines "wedding" as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. That was a right pretty speech sir, but I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is unbreakable! ... Excuse me, I must use the restroom.
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Baka-nin posted:
Chop chop! Dig dig! Chop chop! Dig dig!
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The Nastier Nate posted:It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!? Wait a second, you're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children!
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http://i.imgur.com/jwshzVo.webm I got him!
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Root Bear posted:For our next trick, let's get your moderator up here! Those guys must be millionaires!
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Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OWWW! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!
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They pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and a mouse what to do!
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Jerusalem posted:Relax, every quote you're reading is made-up.... though they are based on true episodes! Some of which were giffed in this very thread! Hello, I'm LOCUST FART HELL. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Baka-nin posted:
Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey.
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IMJack posted:Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Are you interested in that tie quote, IMJack?
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TMMadman posted:You already put After the War in a home. "Latex Condo". Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I got a sweet life here. The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy. All that high living just distracted me from my true calling in life: salvaging sunken barges for scrap iron. Not a quarter! Darrr, he'll be quoting for hours!
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TMMadman posted:Are you some kind of moron? (Something said - not good...)
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