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Hogburto posted:Now that's Moe like it. ... I think I can put the "pal" back in principal! 
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Writer Cath posted:If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge. Are you going to eat that sandwich?
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mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
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Oct 11, 2013 19:45
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CatchrNdRy posted:I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!?  The guy's so high. He doesn't even know that's Dave!
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Oct 12, 2013 02:34
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie! 
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Oct 13, 2013 02:33
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DrBouvenstein posted:Give her these. And don't make that face at me. 
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Oct 14, 2013 02:20
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Writer Cath posted:Don't try and change me, Baby. I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now. 
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Oct 14, 2013 17:29
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Parsley posted:Sure is ugly, though. But first, we all stink!
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Oct 15, 2013 17:54
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CatchrNdRy posted:In this phallocentric society of ours... After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. 
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Oct 16, 2013 02:20
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Striking Yak posted:It's never enough, not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more! ...That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly? So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are your son's hobbies?  I don't know.
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Oct 17, 2013 20:45
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Luigi Thirty posted:Do the hustle! Deh deh deh dehdeh dehdeh deh deh... Hi, this is Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!!
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Oct 18, 2013 19:54
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Where is your moderator now?! 'Round back with the sex hookers. Whoops.
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Oct 20, 2013 04:09
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Roark posted:Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on? TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go!
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Oct 22, 2013 19:24
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Everything Counts posted:
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Oct 23, 2013 03:08
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Ainsley McTree posted:That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory. I heard that. 
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Oct 24, 2013 04:46
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MondayHotDog posted:To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse. "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?" 
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Oct 25, 2013 20:16
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Bjay9 posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! Can I get armor-piercing cyanide-tipped bullets too?
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Oct 26, 2013 02:01
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Baron Bifford posted:Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536 Lord, I never question you, but I've been wondering if your decision to take 
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Do over Ham posted:Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at GBS at 7:00 and again at 10:00. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue. Everybody's hugging. 
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Oct 27, 2013 06:17
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Skeesix posted:Oh! Soy! Soooooooy! We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.
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Oct 28, 2013 05:44
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MondayHotDog posted:No, the Hindu guy. By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
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Oct 28, 2013 19:15
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Roark posted:Listen, Senor FART HELLBERGO, I want you to do for me what LOCUST FART HELL did for Oskar Schindler! Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and... I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
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Jerusalem posted:Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk? Sometimes... 
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Oct 30, 2013 20:04
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Bjay9 posted:I like pizza, I like bagels, Bad fawn! 
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Oct 31, 2013 01:39
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Striking Yak posted:You, ma'am, have the boorish manners of a Yalie! ... Here's a witty rejoinder for you! 
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jscolon2.0 posted:
Yo, let's waste that be-yotch!
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Nov 1, 2013 02:05
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Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us?
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Jerusalem posted:Asimov! Bester! Clarke! I had a quote prepared, but my dog ate it.
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IMJack posted:But Senior Jerusalem es bueno. Senior Cath es el diablo. Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo. 
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ShaqDiesel posted:Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it! Not smart. 
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Nov 6, 2013 05:10
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Root Bear posted:Я имею радио ветчины  He's a Nazi, get 'im!
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Nov 8, 2013 03:08
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:BALZAC! drat crappy nails! Superglue my butt!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ah, CollegeHumor. It's not just one site, Deviant; they take hundreds of sites, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket. Oh I love your website! My favorite page is 'How To Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really ... good.
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Jerusalem posted:Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! That donkey is such a bad influence on you.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Go ahead-a Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.
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It's Hammer! 
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Nov 14, 2013 04:35
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They're really stickin' it to that Spirow Agnew guy! He must work there or something. Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay! 
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