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Writer Cath posted:See you in hell, Candy Boys! Sweet... Caaaaan...
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, my God: that's FishMist's lucky red hat. He's a screen door! My goon's a screen door! drat you, a screen door! I didn't do it 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!   Two bad neighbors
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TMMadman posted:No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown. Wait a minute... There is no Angus MacCloud in North Kilttown. YOU'RE NOT FROM SCOTLAND AT ALL 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:We'll get them a quote. An extravagant quote. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible quote. A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous quote. Stress knots have swoozled and swazzled your neck. I'll stop quoting like this if you write me a check
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I hate every ape I see, I didn't say he was dead, I said he was sleeping with the fishes.
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After The War posted:ID? drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! And Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho! The year was 1968. We were on recon in the steaming Mekong Delta. An overheated Private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with miniskirts" We all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it but our lapse in concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it in the 'States but they just can't get the spices right 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:00
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Mooseontheloose posted:That;s good! The Frogurt is also cursed 
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Isn't that wonderful? My TVIV and D&D threads come together in such a nice way! 
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You pressed "You" referring to "Me" That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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Root Bear posted:Stay back, I have powers! Dear god protect this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house
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Oct 31, 2015 16:47
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Mooseontheloose posted:He has it in for me after I accidentally ran over his dog. Well replace the word "Kinda" with "Repeatedly" and "Dog" with the word "Son"
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Root Bear posted:I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher! I just don't get it. People love rats but they won't drink their milk? 
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Nov 4, 2015 02:15
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Monday_ posted:Nude in an oxygen tent which I believe gives me sexual powers. That's only half right
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Monday_ posted:Mr. Ham, this is a girl scout meeting. Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem? 
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Nov 7, 2015 03:48
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, a Gary Larson calendar! I don't get it... I don't get it... I don't get it... I don't get it...
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IMJack posted:Uh Monday_, this is a five-minute chip. Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on
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TMMadman posted:Monday_, they're just Do over Hams. It's just a little airborne. It's still good it's still good
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The Nastier Nate posted:Because you need me, TVIV. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower registration fees, permaban posters, and rule you like an admin! That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a forum to run. Bake him away, toys 
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Monday_ posted:Superglue, my butt! In the event of ingestion, please consult a mortician
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BigDave posted:Sorry, Do Over Ham, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! Well, I also like rainy days and movies... Uh huh  Uh... No I don't like that Or that  No it's not that I'm afraid I'mgonnahangupnowbyebye 
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Everything Counts posted:O-re-gan-o? What the hell? Heheh look at this country, U-R-Gay
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Monday_ posted:For more information about Grand Funk, consult your school library! Don't commit your hate crimes here. HATE CRIME
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, jeez, there's always a line. Can't someone else do it
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♫We should ban you away where you can't kill us or maim us, but this is SA and you're rich and faaaaamous♫
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you. Sure I'll buy a suit. A suit OF DRUGS 
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Do over Ham posted:There's soda on the plane! Attention: You are leaving US Jurisdiction. Turn back immediately or we will be unable to prosecute you.
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Class3KillStorm posted:
Can't...Stop...Doing...The monkey
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Everything Counts posted:'Help me, George Washington?' Even your dreams are square. Put this in your fife and smoke it 
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Jerusalem posted:It cost $80million. Are any of these films hetero?
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CatchrNdRy posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap. This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:You gotta improvise, IMJack. Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...  Let's go see mom.
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My eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it! 
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Class3KillStorm posted:No, Skeesix, it's just the Northern Lights. At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
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DizzyBum posted:Hired goons?? DizzyBum... Have the Rolling Stones killed 
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Luckily Alfalfa was an orphan owned by the studio.
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Jerusalem posted:Young goon, the only thing we traded for you was this old jpg: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Jerusalem. We didn't all go to Gudger College.
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IMJack posted:It's like the measles, it's better to get it while you're young. IMJack, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me today.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Luke be a Jedi tonight Homer... Use... The... Forks
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