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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's! :haw:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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E: wrong gif dammit

I'm learnding :downs:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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jscolon2.0 posted:

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!


My retinas have detached again! :gonk:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?


You're as homely as a mule and twice as ugly! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at Luigi's records, they stink!


Yeah nice try, NARC! :rolleyes:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Nov 15, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.


Can we have armor piercing and cyanide-tipped bullets too?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Jerusalem posted:

I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste! Now that's good eating!


This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Striking Yak posted:

Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to Hell! Go to Hell!


There's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Jerusalem is upstairs!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Hogburto posted:

I tackled a loafer at work today.


Well I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I am called Ham, because of my love of Ham radio.

Я имею радио ветчины

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

And that's when I got mad.


That's when it's time to kick some back!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Jerusalem posted:

Somebody ask that one guy's friend Brandon how he thinks cornstarch could do anything about THAT! :mad:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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MondayHotDog posted:

How many times have I told you, never listen to your mother!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

Can't stop... doing... THE MONKEY!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke!


And here I am using my own legs like a sucker! :corsair:

Root Bear
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Drink-Mix Man posted:

In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee.


"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Jerusalem posted:

Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...?


HA-ho? :confused:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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IMJack posted:

The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.


Can I have some money now?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Now do Classical Gas!

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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You will have the hat cleaned, and then return it! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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HellOnEarth posted:

Can't we have one thread that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?


Get it out quickly, the stench is overpowering!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Jerusalem posted:

Space Coyote :shobon:




This is just your memory, I can provide no additional information....

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Konec Hry posted:

So, Poochie okay with everybody?


Hootie McBoob it is! :haw:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Striking Yak posted:

Actually, Drink-Mix Man, that was a regular quote!


This thing is shredding my insides! :gonk:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Bjay9 posted:

And so, one thread's brief flirtation with goldmining ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Probation. Congratulations, Simpsons Quote thread! We wish you the very best!

You wasted four minutes of my life and I want them back! :mad:









Oh, I'd only waste them anyway... :smith:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Spiffster posted:

But I was using my Whole rear end... :ohdear:


Would you just stop thinking about your rear end?! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Spiffster posted:

Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!


:laffo: Barber or clown?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Striking Yak posted:

Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that.


I'd like to pledge you $10,000 to shut the hell up! :argh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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AngryCaterpillar posted:

This both sucks and blows at the same time.

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Nov 15, 2004

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mrfart posted:

We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.



I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight... :(

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine.

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:



The best meat's in the rump :wink:

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Nov 15, 2004

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HellOnEarth posted:

Mr. Foxtrot, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.


We were sitting in CharlieFoxtrot's car, eating packets of mustard. :colbert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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MondayHotDog posted:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


MondayHotDog, are you eating your paste?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Everything Counts posted:

Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.


Are you going to eat it? :raise:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Tokelau All Star posted:

Now I'm a BIG FAT DYNAMO!


Now, where's that cake?! :haw:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! :ohdear:


Ewwww.... I'll take a crab juice!

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