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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
yeah you're supposed to add sweetener when you're brewing it

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I tried ironing in my underwear once and ended up with a burn on my leg

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

good for the horse

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
horsies :neckbeard:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pick posted:

Life's an adventure!

A fatal one.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
trout are pretty cool

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boom boom boom posted:

maybe she chose the rainforest cafe because it will make anything that happens after seem better.

even genocide?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

why is the endgame always IRC

easier for VanSandman to isolate his victims

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

I saw a Corgi puppy enjoying his first snow yesterday. He was ridiculous.

all corgis are ridiculous

its why they're so awesome

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Gyre posted:

dat catte

:rolleyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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AriadneThread posted:

The Most Dangerous Game

Jai alai?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Portals posted:

*eats bowl of instant mashed potatoes for dinner*

this is possibly the least feminine thing possible

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
VanSandman was the date all along, and now he's making Pick into part of his skinsuit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Putty posted:

why do women grow their nails out

that makes it harder to punch people

you're supposed to use those long nails to gouge out chunks of flesh from your enemy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:3:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Avshalom posted:

i was walking down the street today when suddenly



(that's a pig)

is that a Gloucestershire Old Spots?

they're awesome and delicious

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

So you're like Emily on Little Britain?

except even less funny

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Putty posted:

i still don't understand the whole growing nails out thing

do you use them as weapons??

Yep.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Null Byte posted:

i remember seeing your report about it in the mod queue last time the pic was posted in PYF

hahahaha

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Depends on the kind of bath salts you're talking about. :350:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pick posted:

have you ever bummed a tampon and then lit it up like a cig

Not sober, no.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

haha they make balm for tits? really?

For a creepy creeper who stalks this thread like a wannabe Ted Bundy you know absolutely nothing about the various lotions, salves, and tinctures it can put on its skin, and then back in the basket.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

I thought it was some brand of balm marketed as JUST for boob chafing. :downs:

You'd like that wouldn't you?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Taint Reaper posted:

Dear Diary:

Today my boobs hurt like gently caress.

VanSandman will be happy to remove them for you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
there are all kinds of stupid entendres you could make involving the term "freemen of the land" but I don't care enough to

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pick posted:

freemen of the land have to settle for lonely semen of the hand

I meant pick up lines but this is more realistic I have to say


so, uh, excelsior, I guess

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

I refuse to let this advice not make it to the new page.

I know, can't let your bait for new victims go to waste like that.

What I'm implying is that you're planning to ambush women going to see American Hustle then go all Jamie Gumb on them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

I don't know who that is.

Also saw it with a dude so nyah

the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Anne Whateley posted:

I got to Connie Willis late, but I'm all over that poo poo now.

If you're not looking to be destroyed, don't start with The Doomsday Book.

For some reason I thought you said the Domesday Book.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
hey if you like bourbon drink this because it owns



also its awesome cheap like $20 for a bigass drug store size bottle

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Dec 23, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
sigs are sigs, and bourbon is bourbon


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
putty your sig is good but it doesn't have goonspin.gif


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Putty posted:

goon moves entirely through stop motion

and your point here is what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Putty posted:

he is not doing the lord's work

well richard dawkins said there's no god in between apologizing for child molesters so :smug:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pick posted:

My dad got me a coupon for Drive-a-Tank, the Tank Driving Experience, where you drive a tank around. Comes with shooting some machine guns.

Meanwhile I got a pair of Bose headphones and some minis of Glenlivet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I really don't like cats. That means there's probably something wrong with me but I really don't mind all that much.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pick posted:

Sports bras are my favorite for stay-at-home days. Keeps those fuckers out of the way.

I read this as sports bars, not sports bras.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Been sorting through old poo poo after helping my parents move and I found a martini glass that my high school decided would be a brilliant thing to give out to students who went to our senior prom.

The theme was "The World is Not Enough". This was five months or so before 9/11.

I think there's a lesson in there somewhere, but God knows what it is.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
bang the french chick, not the witch

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

not gonna bang anyone
gonna friendzone the assholes

it's a BioWare game. if you don't do one of the idiotic romances you're missing the point

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