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Angela Christine posted:Come on, being able to wear hats is one of the best parts of being a lady these days. Dudes are stuck with nothing but ugly baseball caps. there are other options but I don't like to think about them
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 18:13 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:eisenhower was a powerbottom someone make this movie right now
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 19:33 |
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i think it's great how straightforward and practical dicks are. keep up the good work dickhavers.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 21:17 |
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Crow Jane posted:An ex told me he really wanted to see me cry, which I rarely do, so he could comfort me. Broke up with him not long after. Did you know there are crying fetishists? There are whole websites just full of videos of women crying about different things and people pay to jerk off to them. People masturbate to the darnedest things ---------------- GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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Pick posted:so if a guy said he liked "the notebook" keep him around and watch chick flicks with him, he won't complain because he gets off on that poo poo ----------------
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 00:22 |
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Also if your dog died or something and you were really broken up about it he would be horny as hell and it would just make everything worse
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 00:29 |
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precision posted:But littering is bad. if we throw all the needy men in the gutters like trash they will be washed down the storm drain and start dating innocent marine life ----------------
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 07:41 |
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this octopus needs to stop loving texting me about how i'm "distant"
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 08:52 |
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Motherfucker posted:I am a social Gyarados. that was a test and you failed Edit: Correct answer was "I don't know what that is because I'm too busy PUMPING IRON" GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 20, 2013 |
# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 17:37 |
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Cranberries are delicious, you people are messed up Also they're great if you have a UTI. Cranberries are probably the coolest berry
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 20:36 |
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emminou posted:also this, i just like stories about making men cry Maybe we should think twice before we make fun of crying fetishists again. Also dried cranberries are the bomb, go buy some ASAP
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 20:41 |
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VanSandman posted:grapes are terrible Who eats grapes? Grapes are for babies.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 20:48 |
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Grapefruit is awesome but it's named after a lame fruit for children
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 20:49 |
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Wildlife Analysis posted:All of you are wrong and dumb. Let me pour you a nice sippy cup full of apple juice, kiddo
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 20:51 |
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VanSandman posted:That is a elf Elves can be pretty hot, I thought Legolas was a real looker
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 21:44 |
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Pick posted:they didn't get his brows and it looked loving weird, like tryhand blond I liked his eyebrows myself \/(o_o)\/ Also on the topic of fruit I just tried soursop and it tasted like bubblegum that an old man chewed up and then spat out
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 21:47 |
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Pick posted:TRUE STORY: I played Amazon Trail as a child, and it became one of my life ambitions to try soursop, since it looked amazing in the game. I searched, desperately, for years. At last, I got my hands on a soursop, a true-blue soursop.... Amazon Trail was the best. I just sat around spear fishing all day until I got dysentery
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 21:49 |
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I have no interest in yaoi but I do think MMA fights are pretty hot if they're decently attractive and start grappling and whatnot
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 23:09 |
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:in the terrible movie reign of fire there is a part where christian bale and matthew mcconaughey get in a shirtless brawl in the dirt We need to bring back ancient Greece-style wrestling, I would watch the poo poo out of that. VendaGoat posted:Odd anthropological question for you ladies that like to watch men grapple and fight. I don't have much investment in who wins or loses, I just like watching them wrassle eachother. It's nice having something you can watch with the boyfriend and both enjoy for different reasons. GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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emminou posted:there is a 100% chance i'll cause a run by looking at tights ;( If you think about runs a run will immediately appear on your tights
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 23:17 |
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VendaGoat posted:We more than likely enjoy it for different reasons, but good opinion. Great movie if you mute it and fast forward past scenes without Spartans in them
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 23:23 |
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I think really dark, thick eyebrows can look good in a satyr-like kind of way on guys with a Mediterranean complexion. Of course there are limits but I'm generally open to prominent eyebrows if you've got the right face for it.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 01:50 |
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Crow Jane posted:There's an old Korean lady in my neighborhood who always wears two or three eye-searingly loud and clashing prints at a time and takes a fat orange cat for walks on a leash. She owns on every imaginable level. I also have an old Korean lady as a neighbor. She's really sweet and made us cookies once but she's mostly deaf and just blasts these Korean soap operas through our walls in the early hours of the morning. I use the theme songs as an alarm clock now and it works great since they only air on weekdays. I was considering getting her those TV headphones for old people and helping her set them up but I really don't want to make her feel bad.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 04:22 |
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A Spider Covets posted:this is a real thing. they're called rogue hairs! My brother got one on his forehead like a unicorn once lol Rogue hairs makes them sound like mysterious renegades when they're actually just weird and irritating
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 21:04 |
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:to be fair that is like most people who describe themselves as rogues Free radicals are something that sound awesome too but then it turns out they're just atoms that make you old and wrinkly
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 21:09 |
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Pick you usually have good opinions but what is with your vendetta against fabulous Hitachis Do you have a glass vagina or something
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 23:34 |
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Donkay NOoo posted:peaches are clearly the sluts in the fruit world. Just look at them
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 00:58 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:So ladies, what are your views on manscaping? tia Shave your significant other's name in cursive
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 01:43 |
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VanSandman posted:Ladies Nerf wants you to know bows are now a girls thing: see the new Rebelle line for more. Sounds like they're piggybacking on the publicity for the Hunger Games sequel. My friend does archery and she was telling me that after the books came out the range was flooded with preteen girls.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 04:41 |
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I don't like pizza very much in general
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 17:29 |
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Pick posted:I really really really want some armstreet clothes, they're dumb and weird but someone please buy them for me . I want to live in a world where this is socially acceptable to wear casually ----------------
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 20:02 |
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F21 clothes taunt you by looking great for several seconds and then collapsing into a mound of fibrous corruption
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 20:14 |
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Portals posted:that reminds me, who wants to see some MRA horseshit (tw for eating disorders & such) Jesus Christ that's a disgusting article. Anyway, I'm having brussels sprouts and turkey burger. ----------------
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 01:04 |
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 01:08 |
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Chiba City Blues posted:I just mentioned how I needed to shave my legs since the hair is hella long and my boyfriend just looked at me and lifted his pant leg in a show of leg hair dominance That's one cool-rear end boyfriend
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 02:59 |
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Being the best-dressed person at a goon meet is like being the healthiest person in hospice care
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 00:03 |
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Sex Beef 2.0 posted:im not a lady but i wish i was. can anyone recommend a good place in the america where i can sever? I'm mostly free tomorrow, swing by any time before 5 and I'll give your unwanted genitals the chop for 20 bucks and a 12-pack ----------------
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 02:52 |
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I always keep two lighters in my bag because without fail one of them will mysteriously disappear. Also regarding lighters, I have this terrible habit where I unconsciously pocket lighters if I'm holding one when I finish smoking pot with people. I realize it a day later and then feel like a jerk
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 18:43 |
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Figure skating is pretty funny because they're being really graceful but then they all have enormous asses and it just makes them look ridiculous
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 21:48 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How big my magnum dong is of course. I miss Mosaic Perception, in a weird kind of way ----------------
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