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InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I'm missing out on movie-chat because I suddenly can't connect to the forums except through a proxy. wth

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InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Avshalom posted:

the infamous process video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg0Zw27-IwU

hear the australian accent, see the beautiful hands for which i got fired, behold my mastery of the fill bucket tool

Super-cute. now I kind of want to hear everyone's accents

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

step aside posted:

Haha at the guy in E/N who only wants to date a nerdy internet using lady because she'll accept him drawing dick girls and tentacle rape porn

which one is this?? I freakin' love E/N weirdos

e: found it, that was easy

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I'm going to do some modeling for my hair-stylist next month, and I'm a little scared because it's going to be a crazy cut 'n dye job and I'm worried I'll feel old :/

but I'll get paid, so there's that

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Chiba City Blues posted:

jeez how many of us have curly hair

I wish I was one of you, all I want is a crazy curly cloud of hair surrounding my face

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

step aside posted:

I am Asian so I have very straight hair

I am half-Asian and while my lil bro has thick black hair, mine is just sort of dark-brown and fine. Really mad I didn't inherit my mom's 'no body-hair anywhere ever' gene tho.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Portals posted:

I have wavy hair but I straighten it. I am planning on getting a haircut in a couple days because it is getting long(ish)

here is a buetiful selfie



this will probably be less funny when I wake up tomorrow
u are a beautiful princessss

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I have never had curly hair so I probably have a v. romanticised perspective on it, it just looks so. fun.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I don't mean that my hair isn't fun, let it be known that my hair is also fun



I am very much a product of the 90s, I think

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

oh that is ill

i currently have a Chelsea, but a friend of mine wants me to switch to that

it is v. ill but upkeep is a bitch. thankfully, my bf has become really good at shaving my head.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

ladyboy pancake posted:

you look like an old classmate of mine

ok

e: my friend recently texted me that I have an exact doppleganger selling shoes in Arizona, I should go kill her

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Globo-Hitler III posted:

no

i do suck at latin though

wait aren't we language allies

edit: gently caress whales and gently caress snipes

marcus et cornelia in hortum ambulant

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Dongicus posted:

you look like a old BUTT of mine

that's directed at both selfies, I have two butts

i think both your butts are cute & cool

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
just sayin'

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I want to play a game but I'm really bad at playing games made after ~1999, are there any good games on the xbox 360 for me to play? or should I just fire up the snes

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

poopkitty posted:

I love and covet your hairstyle. It is not allowed for me, so instead I rock a high and tight.

thank you, friend

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I was reminiscing about old point-n-click adventures yesterday, and now it's all I want to play

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

poopkitty posted:

Have you played Braid? Or the Bridge. I love them. They remind me of Av's art, actually. Beautiful games with amazing music. Downloadable.

Alternately, Peggle.

I've seen screenshots of Braid and it looked really nice, are these pc-only games?

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
uniform-pic request, i love ladies in uniform. if only I didn't have massive problems with authority

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
bad-rear end, it's really weird associating this image with your username

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I p. much have had every hair-cut/colour you can think of, I'm bored easily.

e: my celeb-crushes are Tom Hardy and Idris Elba

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

poopkitty posted:

I don't know who Tom Hardy is or why the interwebs love Idris guy.

Also I crush on Guy Garvey, Marina Sirtis and Genki Sudo.

Really, I am lonely because the Mr. is gone and dry spell . . .

Tom Hardy sometimes fights in movies and has big muscles yet he seems kind of a gentle dork, I also like his girlish lips. Idris Elba's voice + accent make me swoon, and I get mad when they make him talk American in movies

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
Crow Jane, your eyebrow-game is on point, that arch!


Meis posted:

My dad has a fantastic beard. Better than solid snake. He's had it for my whole life so when it comes to beards I accept nothing short of perfection.


My boyfriend has a great beard, it's full and he trims it weekly, he is truly blessed. Don't grow a beard unless you can grow a full one, so many dudes try and fail miserably.


RebBrownies posted:

Any tips for walking in heels? I never wear them but when I do I walk like the doll monster from Silent Hill 5.

Reference video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEj1R5cI8k0

Start with a wedge or a blocky heel and practice, practice, practice. Holland is very cobble-stoney so it's been a learning process for me, but I love being tall as gently caress and clickityclacking

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

vaguely posted:

my boyfriend's beard is gorgeous, also kind of hilarious in that it contains the only tiny evidence of ginger in his ancestry anywhere on him
the rest of him is standard jet-black Chinese hair, except for these few stray orange beardhairs
it's p great

I think almost every dude has some red in his beard, my brother has the same hair and he still gets red in his beard (he can't grow a good beard).

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
Whyyy would he hate it, I thought men hated shaving their face (I would)

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Al Borland posted:

Shaving the face isn't really that bad. Its a bit tedious depending on how far the beard is along, usually you have to cut it back before shaving, but eh its not like legs.

but you can just never shave your legs and no one would have to know, I think a face is a bit diff

Nessa posted:

I can't stand facial hair on men. Mustaches in particular remind me of my dad.

mustaches are dumb 99% of the time tho

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I only shave my legs when I'm going to bare them publicly, so only in the summer basically. My bf doesn't care, and rightly so.
Armpits are a different story, I don't care what other people do but I gotta get rid of it. If I ever get a good deal on laser, it's the first thing that's being burned off

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

date a tall guy and he'll never know

he is 6'5" so maybe that's why he doesn't care

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Al Borland posted:

I think it depends on how hairy they get honestly. If they were like my legs I'd probably ask for them to be shaven. if its just peach fuzz? who cares?

then you'd better be the one shaving them

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
It's such a pain in the rear end, I'm forever lamenting I got the hairy-white-ppl-gene instead of my mom's smooooth hairless legs.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I'd trade pain for temporary hairlessness if it stayed away long enough. If it grows back in two weeks or something, nah.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Al Borland posted:

Apparently lasering gets rid of it for good.

Yeah, but that's v. expensive also, and I was talking about waxing

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Al Borland posted:

Sure.

E: I'd imagine it goes 10x faster if someone else does it.

I don't think so, it's just a lot of ground to cover and you'd probably cut her legs to ribbons.

Shannonmcn posted:

Friend gave me the biggest skinkeye when I said I have never had a vagwax last year, she's been getting them for years and all the girls she used to work with were the same.

I don't care what Cosmo is telling people, that poo poo is not normal or everyday. Whhhhhy. :gonk:

I'd be up for it, but I don't even know where I'd go. I'd never go bald though, that's gross imho

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I also don't get why you would care about that, stupid societal pressure to conform to western beauty-standards

e: anti-patriarchy snype

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
cool contribution to the lady-thread, grody guy

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Best Tasting! posted:

I had a boyfriend who was extremely catty about not shaving. If I dared bare my legs without shaving them he'd point and ask me if I really thought I could "get away" with that. "Do you really think people won't notice?"

wowww, good job no longer being with him, he sounds like a dick

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
When I had long hair it was such a hassle to wash and dry, if I tried skipping more than one day it would just get all unhappy & limp. Now I condition it every other day and maybe wash with shampoo once a week, boom, done.

e: ok, styling it does cost more effort, but that's mostly because I am lazy

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
I'm naturally tan so fake-tan is very 'lol, white people' to me

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
wow, what a dickhead

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InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

step aside posted:

Bathing/showering any less than once every day is loving gross as all hell.

it really depends on what you do all day and if you're prone to sweating. Your body doesn't immediately become covered in dirt and grime if you don't shower one day.
I prefer evening-showers if I have to get up early, I am not a pleasant person in the morning and I need as much time as possible to deal with it

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