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Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

I think that Slugo pissing on things should be the new Calvin pissing on things.

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Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Resistance on a treadmill? :raise:

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Every tread mill I have ever used has a speed and incline setting.

Resistance is usually on ellipticals and bikes.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
I don't know.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:


Speaking of scrolling straight past something, this thread has been lacking in Rex Morgan for a while.

Hey, yeah you are right. Its funny how a comic that I read every day disappears from this thread and I don't even notice till someone says anything.

Anyone want to take up posting those two?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Big thanks to Johnny Walker for catching us up on Rex and Mary.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Dude looks like Mark Hamill.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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EasyEW posted:



Funky Winkerbean



BOFFO :bang: SMASHEROO :bang: :bang:

Oscar? Did they seriously forget this was going to be a TV movie?



I don't think you understand how powerful and moving "Lisa's Story" is. Not only will this TV movie win an Oscar, it will also win the Purple Heart and a Noble Peace Prize.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Is this a cunnilingus joke?

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Nemi



"Lentils into the ashes"? That's really part of the Cinderella story?

Maybe a part of the Russian version? I do remember it from one of the version I read as a kid.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

And my wife is going to hear a new pun when we go to the store.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

This is wonderful. It only lacks Peter Sellers.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Julet Esqu posted:




It's glorious!!! :swoon:

Is his face supposed to be drawn on the out side of the helmet or are we just seeing his face through the helmet for effect?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Really Pants posted:

I have no idea, but I just noticed that "strap-on" backwards is "no parts!" :ironicat:


:stare:

You just blew my mind.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
The story is ludicrous.
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Why would a closet it door normally lock from the outside?

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Peter: This is just like my nightmares!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Endless Mike posted:

Because there is little reason to lock one's self into a closet (home invasions, I guess?), however there are plenty of reasons one might want to lock a closet that's full of stuff. This would generally necessitate a key, though.

A better question is why they have never bothered to reverse the lock. It's a simple procedure and doesn't require more than a screwdriver.

But thats my point. You wouldn't have THAT kind of lock on a closet door that locked from the outside.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Johnny Walker posted:

I don't think anyone posted this, but I thought you guys might like it. It's a Charlie Brown parody thing. It's a big image so I'm linking it.

Here is the original comic. Be sure to click the red button under the comic to see the bonus frame

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2454

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

BlankIsBeautiful posted:


Nemi



Grimm! You should know better by now. Actually, I kind of like the dress. It would work well with those boots right there. :)

Is the coloring wrong in the last panel?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician



This was a pretty abrupt ending to something that was kind of dragging.

"Crooks arrested, the end"

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Midnight Moth posted:


On the Fastrack

For some reason I thought we were in for an Easter egg joke.


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/K9BInLP.png :nws:

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Julet Esqu posted:

-Man[/b]


That face! :neckbeard:

SynthOrange posted:

Robbie save the jonah in yet another iron man suit!

He can be War Robbie!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



Kid's looking a bit puffy today.

This so-called Dr. Rex Morgan is dangerous. He's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean




*sigh* she is going to find some note her father John Darling left her, and he is going to call her by his pet name for her, Barbie.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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GorfZaplen posted:



Mandrake the Magician



From now on, imagine Mandrake's voice as Gilbert Gottfried.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

Uh, Slylock owning pets would be tantamount to slavery and trafficking. I mean, we can expect that from Count Weirdly since he's got a laundry list of heinous offenses anyway but Slylock is supposed to be a paragon of virtue and moral stature.

It doesn't matter because the account was locked out after 3 consecutive failed log on attempts.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

TofuDiva posted:

I think that's right, but add in the flying attack bimbos and the ongoing obsession with hamburgers.

Setting aside the pacing and storytelling issues, there's something just really... fetishy about ZNJ. I can't quite put into words what it is that gives that impression, but that's how it strikes me.

Probably the asses.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Evil Mastermind posted:

Has it ever been said what the plot of Lisa's Story actually is? I mean, it was a novel, now it's supposed to be a movie but what is it actually about? Is it just 500 pages/an hour and a half of Lisa slowly wasting away?

I wish I could find the quote, I think it was even in this thread, but it was something about how every author thinks that their true life cancer story is the most touching story ever told.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

BORDEN! GET IN HERE!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

He was bluffing the whole time. Lisa never had cancer!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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RevKrule posted:

I'm so sick of this loving myth. I'm salary, as are probably a lot of people that could afford a Mercedes. If I work a little harder, do you know what that gets me? More stress, not more money. I can work 80 hours in a week and I'd still be paid the same amount.


But if you work harder, you will get a better job because hard work is always rewarded and people who make lots of money are always hard workers.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Chris Columbus looks high as a motherfucker.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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DoubleDonut posted:

I'd be a lot more okay with Pearls Before Swine if the punchline to so many strips wasn't "Rat insulting and/or threatening Pastis for making bad jokes."

I think the last funny joke on Pearls was when Pastis died and Death from Funkywinkerbean came to get him.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Gorilla Salad posted:

She's tied up, isn't she? This is going to end in either cannibalism or rape, isn't it?


Is this a joke about lesbians eating each other?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Clapping Larry

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


This has been another public service announcement from the man with no imagination.

Brooke has a real hard on for this 'naked in waist deep water' thing, doesn't he? This has to be like the 100th time I have seen it from him.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Endless Mike posted:

Holy poo poo a Zippy strip that is funny and makes sense!

You made me read Zippy. I will never forgive you.


Also, you were wrong.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Probably Magic posted:

It'd be nice if the moral of the story is that initial drafts of screenplay are always reamed (and reamed until the last minute of filming if it's Kubrick), and that any basic screenwriting class will tell you that scripts should be as plain, direct, and visual as possible, but instead it will be "Hollywood Hates Art" and I will be very angry.

Of course the point of this story is that Les's cancer wife store was too good.

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Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

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Johnny Walker posted:



Rex Morgan MD



As it turns out, the angel was right. Someone had pooped in the pool!

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