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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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GATEESX. HATERS

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I just found out about this recently, but it seems that Bing is the world's best porn search engine.

Who knew?

go to google and type "[your fetish] tumblr" and be amazed

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Mustang posted:

It's 52 degrees outside today in Tampa, way to cold. Warms back up to 72 on Sunday.

It feels loving great here what are you talking about

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Excuse me soldier. Are you familiar with post policy letter 19? It says no offensive clothing. You are out of regs.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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more like NCO

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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whoops

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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insomnia crew whaddup

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Victor Vermis posted:

Original Star Trek is a pretty good show. It's like Mad Men in space except Kirk isn't a big conflicted pussy. He just fucks his subordinates and punches people.

I wish you were one if his subordinates.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Let's all be nice to eachother for one day :ohdear:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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The 24th for active.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i'm watching under siege and nobody's hair is in regs why can't i be in that military

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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I got about two whole hours of sleep tonight :)

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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#freebieber

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please no.

Someone needs to do society a favor and introduce him to heroin.

Look up #freebieber on twitter. It's hilarious.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i just saved you from an STD

probably

If Megan Fox gave me herpes it would be ok.

Because that means I hosed Megan Fox.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oUrqc3s6w

Copied this from someone on my FB wall

Can't stop laughing at people who don't know how to drive in the snow.

It's the energizer bunny of car wrecks.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Hell, I don't even post half the time in here anymore because I'm not really funny.

Neither is anyone else though. But now I want to be a mod so that you can blow me as well as you blew them.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bronies are never well hung.

:golfclap:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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He helped Jack off the horse.

he helped jack off the horse.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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ElMaligno posted:

My lovely solution to being one month sober was:
1) Buy 12 bottles of hard cider.
2) Drink them all one day before you have duty/work
3) Enjoy your duty/work while hungover as gently caress because cider will gently caress you up.

Then ween yourself to harder poo poo.

Lol hard cider do you take it in the rear end before or after you take it in your vagina

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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ghost bones posted:

this thread is insanely poo poo and if u keep posting in it youre a human being and deserve to die


ghost bones posted:

too busy loving all of his sexy roommates obv

:eyepop:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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ghost bones posted:

o poo poo yall the ptsd addled retard owned me


btw have a good night's sleep :)

Owned

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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GOB Bluth posted:

can someone give me some information on having anal sex

I'm not gay, I'm a pre-op trans woman who before transitioning only dated girls, so being with guys is totally new to me. I recently met somebody who seems pretty cool with the fact that I am basically a virgin again

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Was curious to see how they were reacting to that guy coming out of the closet before the nfl draft.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Got my tax return back. Used it to get ahead on all of my bills for the next few months. And that excited me.

gently caress I'm so bored. Only a few months left.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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What's a ice cream bitch

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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gleep gloop posted:

Can only choose up to ten genders.

quote:

Among other new gender options identified on Facebook so far: Trans Female, Trans Male, Trans Person, Gender Variant, Gender Questioning, Bigender, Androgynous, Pangender and Transsexual.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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shyduck posted:

my pronouns are zxgregfarwegfr4gq35g

when i was like 4 years old i asked my mom why woman had "man" in it. she said "because it is supposed to be pronounced WOAH MAN!"

i think this has impacted my beliefs more than anything.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

where da white zymmin at

ftfy

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZHag3DBTaA

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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wait they have video games in prison there?

if i ever plan on going on a rampage i'm gonna go out of town to do it.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3608985&pagenumber=6

it really took that long for someone to post that?

i wonder if i'll be getting probated...

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Srs question since a listed side effect of ambien is dysphoria does that mean I can get gender dysphoria from it????

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Maybe it's a master troll of trannies.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

No, seriously get out. You're a huge fag trying really hard to be 'one of the boys' and nobody likes that.

To be fair I hate being lumped in with "the boys"

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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:nws::nws:http://imgur.com/QlhC3vO:nws::nws:

Yes or no

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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The whole military is gay so I don't think it's just a navy correlation.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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R all faggots hath

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Youfeel me?

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