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This is the Best of threads, this is the Blurst of threads.
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Apr 1, 2014 11:30
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LemonDrizzle posted:Can the Lib Dems really afford to alienate the sad remains of their left wing support any further? They're not left wing, they're in the center*. *They're indecisive pricks who'll do as their told and like it just to maintain even the glimmering hope of relevancy.
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Apr 1, 2014 14:47
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Umiapik posted:You plebs just don't understand: the mere, magical fact of the Royal Mail being privatized has caused the business to massively gain in value They should privatize the police so I can save up all year and pay the police to let me wander into the Telegraph's Comment department and take a big runny poo poo on this guy's desk.
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Apr 1, 2014 18:07
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LemonDrizzle posted:Just watched this on iplayer. "After 14 years of renting, Kate can finally afford a three-bed house for £500k. With help from her mum and dad, speech therapist Kate and her husband who works for a hedge fund can muster a £25k deposit of 5%, on top of which taxpayers are chipping in £100k interest-free for five years." I hope you lose your bet soon. For some reason prices of rent in Glasgow have shot up by about £100 since the last time I was looking for a flat.
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Apr 2, 2014 08:57
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So Ed Miliband called David Cameron the Dunce of Downing Street and apparently it's sticking. Odd how popular it is with people who told me I should be polite to Tories after I told Douglas Carswell to privatize his face so I can pay to stomp on it forever.
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Apr 2, 2014 12:57
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Pissflaps posted:That doesn't seem exactly the same though really does it? I will admit I'm a step above the out of work HIGNFY writer that fed him that line but other than that I don't see the difference.
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Apr 2, 2014 13:18
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Yeah but guys, they insulted the QUEEN! ARE QUEEN! ROYUL FAMILY!
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Apr 6, 2014 14:50
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Mister Adequate posted:For a lot of people the Monarchy is an important symbol of the country and a part of our heritage and cultural traditions. All of those things are terrible though.
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Apr 6, 2014 18:03
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Well the Queen is appointed by God and that's pretty much the same thing to Howling Mad Murdoch.
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Apr 6, 2014 18:10
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hookerbot 5000 posted:And tomorrow is the anniversary of Margaret Thatchers death (and my kids first birthday which is why I remember). Do you fear reincarnation?
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Apr 7, 2014 18:56
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Setting a precedent where a Tory Front Bencher has to resign due to massive amounts of obvious corruption can't be good for the Tories. Or Labour, for that matter.
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Apr 9, 2014 10:11
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How are Christians the most persecuted faith in the world today? I hear it a lot but it never goes past "We can't
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Apr 10, 2014 12:56
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Pissflaps posted:You've just described Christians as witch burning homophobic bigots so maybe he's not wide of the mark? Mate, you been to church recently?
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Apr 10, 2014 13:00
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I'm a vicious, powerful bastard, me.
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Apr 10, 2014 13:25
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Any time I end up having to go to church it's about the gays. They also have a go at Landlords and bankers so I end up leaving conflicted.
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Apr 10, 2014 13:55
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Fluo posted:Maybe try a different Church if you're Religious? Seems like you're going to a bad one. Every church is different even within Anglican churches. Not religious, just have to go there sometimes for work.
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Apr 10, 2014 14:13
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Jedit posted:The only acceptable course of action is for you to start renting from a gay landlord. You'll still be conflicted, but I've always wanted to find out if it's possible to power a perpetual motion machine with frustrated rage. "A perpetual motion machine powered with frustrated rage" is on my family crest. I say family crest, I mean one of those singing bass things with the eyes cut out.
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Apr 10, 2014 15:08
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Just lose your bet already Lemon, God drat. http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...on-9253203.html quote:A ramshackle brick-built garage next to a south London light industrial estate has become the most expensive ever to sell in Britain after reaching an auction price of £550,000 in a “frenzied” bidding war. Soon to be converted into three flats that cost £1,500 a month.
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Apr 11, 2014 09:50
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Rangers fans are the worst. Loud, violent and bigoted. Don't know why but I've never seen it happen with Celtic fans unless they're near Rangers fans.
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Apr 13, 2014 12:41
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loving Queen loving, proddy scum. Born from protestant ancestry, don't judge me.
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Apr 13, 2014 12:56
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It's an old joke, but rather acurate in the situation. Shame, a decent person turns up in Labour and they're immediately suspended. Let that be a lesson on talking about the tory disabled killings.
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Apr 13, 2014 18:34
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Jedit posted:If only this were true about Thatcher's grave. Any grave of Thatcher's is cold and shallow compared to how deep I would dig to make sure she never climbed out screeching "FREEEEE MARKETS" like a demented banshie.
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Apr 13, 2014 23:06
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Disgusting Coward posted:I would be interested in a chart showing the correlation between "being a young Tory" and "having a bright red face". They're being interviewed for something called "Young and Tory" in Vice. My face would be red, buried in my hands and deeply sobbing out of shame alone.
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Apr 15, 2014 14:51
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I want to choke the one that looks like Evil Daniel Radcliffe with his own ascot.
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Apr 15, 2014 15:35
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Nigel Faberge is just highlighting the problem with MP expenses in that it can be used for anything. Nigel is merely mad about EU waste, mad about the causes of EU waste. Such as himself.
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Apr 15, 2014 17:38
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It's been appropriated from communists even before that. 
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Apr 15, 2014 17:55
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If I saw Kelvin Mackenzie dragged out into a pub car park and set on fire my only reaction would be to walk up and warm my hands on the bloody flames. There's a reference like maybe two people in this thread will get.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:33
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Puntification posted:He made some comments about poor people all being fat and lazy who just eat chips in front of their massive-wide screen tvs or something along those lines. He also claimed to be working more hours a week than is physically possible since he was 16 or something. I'd say he's a Tory Boy tit with crap restaurants but he's been noted as saying he likes UKIP. Edit: Eh, beaten. Ddraig posted:Having worked in several restaurants, this is generally true of virtually all of them. Anti-social working hours, incredibly low pay, and assholes for bosses. It's one of the reasons why I left that particular industry, even though it's probably the only thing I've worked at that I was actually good at. Awful industry to work in. Wouldn't go back unless I had no choice or it unionised. It is partially responsible for my view that every time someone mentions small business owners being the backbone of the country I get a kneejerk urge to demand Britain gets Bane'd because every small business I've worked for have been lying, cheating, cheap bastards. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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Apr 16, 2014 10:40
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If the fish is endangered then why is he selling it in the first place? And does he do panda burgers, because I bet they would be delicious.
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Apr 16, 2014 13:51
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KKKlean Energy posted:Does it? I would say the CIA has a history of achieving its goals. I'm reading Killing Hope right now and it's a laundry list of "here's a country the CIA wanted to gently caress up -- they hosed it up." They have a history of being very good at loving up those who can't fight back. Any country that can afford it's own counter intelligence agency could run rings around the CIA and frequently did.
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Apr 17, 2014 11:52
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I don't see why the Tax payer should have to fork out for your flatscreen TVs and fancy imported diseases just because you're too stubborn to accept your inheritance from those Nigerian princes. I mean what's wrong with a good old fashioned British plague, hm?!
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Apr 17, 2014 19:32
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JFairfax posted:No, I'm not a troon You're not a town in South Ayrshire?
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Apr 18, 2014 22:13
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It seems like a lot of effort and time would be wasted trying to get free food when you can afford to get it with your own money. You'd have to be particularly dedicated to cheating the system to even bother trying. So well done Mail on Sunday for going out of your way to pretend that starvation in Britain isn't a thing, I guess.
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Apr 20, 2014 12:18
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He's openly admitted to stealing from a charity in order to bolster the conservative party, yes.
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Apr 20, 2014 12:28
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Looks like he's left his phone number up on his twitter that he deleted. Woopsie Dasies. http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...lient=firefox-a
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Apr 20, 2014 12:49
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In good news according to twitter apparently the article has given Food bank donations a huge boost. Still amazed it was even published. Ignore the fact that it's a Christian organisation that feeds the poor and this article was published on Easter. They turned up, lied to a charity, stole from a charity under the pretense they were hungry and needed the food, laid the Tescos value loot out in someone's backyard with the guy who did it looking disgusted at the charities for letting him do that and they thought "Yeah, this is a good way of showing that nobody is starving in Britain." How do you do that and not realise "Oh gently caress, I'm the bad guy. I'm the villain." How do you read that and not realise "Oh poo poo, I'm on the side of monsters".
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Apr 20, 2014 17:36
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Ross Slater, charity baiter posted:All food returned to saint Philip church Notts at 0930 plus small donation Well that's it all better now.
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Apr 20, 2014 17:58
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In other news that's also awful, potential rapist to grill victim because he can't afford legal representation. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-grilled-court-alleged-rapist-3434274 quote:A woman is to be grilled in court by her alleged rapist after he was refused legal aid because of Government cuts. There we go. New Evil. You thought it couldn't be done in 2014 but we've found new ways to be evil.
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Apr 20, 2014 18:30
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Remove all schools that aren't state funded. Ban private schools.
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Apr 20, 2014 19:59
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Vitamin P posted:Then what will we use as feeder institutions for high office? Unions.
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Apr 20, 2014 22:49
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