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gently caress you, I'm making this month's thread. But let's stay on topic here, folks. According to the Long Green Line's most venerable news source, Army Times, the new AR 670-1 is already stirring up heated controversy, eclipsing less important subjects like sexual harassment or the impending reductions in force. psydude fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Apr 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 12:41 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 13:45 |
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Cole posted:this thread sucks
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 12:47 |
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ryan_woody posted:Why isn't there a changelog for the new 670-1? Are the changes all tattoo / hair poo poo? I have to put together a dress uniform for the first time in 6 years and can't tell if anything is different or not. It's at the very front of the AR.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 18:49 |
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Oh good, the new evaluation system automatically logs you out if there's no change in your session state after 5 minutes. In other words, if you spend more than 5 minutes, say, typing up your performance objectives and achievements, you'll lose all of your work. Way to loving go, Army.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 07:22 |
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Signaleer posted:What did I miss? Afghanistan? What's that? The gayest of the gay.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 17:27 |
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Hmm. I think we have a few people at the Ft. Hood WTU.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 08:39 |
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Kanish posted:Idk it still annoys me that they throw around the PTSD and deployed to Iraq thing in conjunction in the reporting, if he was seeking help it was for something day to day life, and not deployment. I like all of the guys here that bitch about "Obummercare" and welfare queens and then sit around talking about how they plan on scamming the government to get their disability rating increased after they get back.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 02:47 |
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Yeah I'm trying to figure out how someone could get that fat in such a short amount of time.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 15:33 |
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I wonder when the Army took the crown from the Navy as the fat branch?
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 19:14 |
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Cole posted:What poo poo, we send people back home from Afghanistan for less than that.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 09:50 |
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The military is just one big Stanford Prison Experiment.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 14:50 |
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Cole posted:fwiw most civilians read duffleblog as fact anyway no worse than reading armytimes as fact
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 02:57 |
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So the CSM stopped by the range today on BAF and wanted to know why we didn't have blank firing adapters on our weapons.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 09:20 |
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DoktorLoken posted:How much control do Army Reserve/National Guard SMP cadets get over branching? Is it possible to be guaranteed a slot in an open vacancy or at least a branch? In the Army Reserve you literally just pick your branch and duty station. I was on an active duty scholarship instead of SMP/GRFD, but the process is identical: I went to the Army Reserve tent at LDAC, pulled up the list of all EN positions, and found the vacancy. When I got back, they submitted a memorandum for the branch and vacancy and that was that. In the Guard, you have to get a LOA and the process is a bit more involved; I don't know much more beyond that.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 18:27 |
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Ashmole posted:I feel like AD dudes just want to feel like civilians and NG/RE dudes just want to feel like soldiers. Nope. Still want to feel like a civilian and not deal with gay AD people. e: Although your statement is most certainly true for like 75% of my company. psydude fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Apr 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 02:43 |
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:so his statement is accurate in general then idk I guess I don't understand the active duty smugness. I've dealt with just as many hosed up AD units on this deployment as I have Reserve and NG units. The thing of it is, there's a lot of retards in the military in general; the question is whether you'd rather spend all day every day around them, or only deal with them one weekend a month.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 13:49 |
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It's Cherry Blossom season right now in DC, so you can pack into a metro car with a bunch of fat midwesterners and tour Arlington National Cemetery. I recommend going up to Annapolis since it isn't tourist season there yet.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 03:09 |
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Defleshed posted:hahaha whoops I refuse to believe this. No CSM knows how to use a computer.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 03:31 |
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Geirskogul posted:It's on the same page you twats. I know. I just wanted to make another CSM joke.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:37 |
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manchego posted:My wife really wants to go see the blossoms, so I'll be joining the packs of fat tourists in DC this weekend. I'd arrive as early as possible to beat the majority of the crowd. Fortunately they stop the weekend track work during cherry blossom season, so you won't have to wait 30 minutes for a train. The best places to drink off the green line are RFD and Iron Horse at Gallery Place and The Saloon at U St. RFD and The Saloon both serve food. e: And it warrants a mention that pig Whip will be out and about to brutalize your day.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 17:47 |
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Kaliber posted:The best part about him is he slams people for APFT failures and not meeting weight/tape. Sounds like the terrible O5 we had during mobilization who got relieved for crashing a GSA van and pinning it on his white cell NCOIC. He banned everybody from traveling outside of a 200 mile radius during pass, and then promptly hopped on a plane to fly back to Tennessee.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 03:02 |
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I saw the most Army thing the other day: there were contractors walking around BAF spraying flowers with bleach.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 19:17 |
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genderstomper58 posted:civilian jobs are cool, actual performance matters
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 04:11 |
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gleep gloop posted:Yeah this is something I've heard a lot to. Apparently I was better off being the big fatass when I was in basic rather some twink. In my last unit I had 2 soldiers in my platoon come back with spiral fractures partway through basic training. We had another 3 in the company who had some other kind of musculoskeletal injury that basically ruined them for life. One guy was walking with a cane. Our CO's brother was a basic training company commander at Benning and said they're seeing a growing number of kids come in who don't know how to run.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:20 |
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It's the crossfit lobby trying to feel special.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 17:32 |
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO My condolences. So how does that work with you flying and poo poo?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 03:05 |
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Soulex posted:I'm really debating it. I'm always nervous about not having a job, if I had one lined up, god drat right I'd take that. Because being the broken TOC bitch is so much better than using your GI bill to go to school.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 08:31 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I'll give someone a fresh new avatar of their choosing if they can convince cole to post itt Why not just change the thread title to be misleading and lure him in.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2014 12:26 |
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Take the Old Guard position and spend your last 21 months partying in DC.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 16:58 |
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Kick-Puncher posted:What the gently caress is there to do around or on Leonard wood? I am stuck here doing not very much for two weeks. I also have no car Drink yourself into a coma at Black Jack. Or go to the lovely movie theater in Waynesville followed by the bar with 65 beers (over half of which are some kind of Michelob or Bud).
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 04:39 |
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White Chocolate posted:Same reason I hate some ROTC kids. Same reason I hate [insert commissioning source other than your own].
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 16:42 |
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I wonder if other countries' armies are as gay as ours. The Poles and Czechs seem pretty chill.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 17:48 |
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ryan_woody posted:Also, every single female in the Polish military is hot as gently caress. All the ones I saw in Ghazni were, anyway. All of their nurses at the hospital in Ghazni wear the tightest-fitting clothing that's humanly possible.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 00:02 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:gently caress you all and I hope those Polacks gave you herpes. Yeah but the 82nd is here so it balances out.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 04:53 |