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EMILY BLUNTS posted:PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT
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Toad on a Hat posted:> SING this into the radio while going right assassin's creed 4 was a good game
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Apr 15, 2014 03:50
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Lazyhound posted:then, use the flurry of activity this provokes as cover to exactly this
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The Bananana posted:> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.
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Apr 15, 2014 20:15
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat this plus livestream your piratical exploits
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Apr 16, 2014 03:52
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NutritiousSnack posted:remind the captain that your still filming this all live and everyone watching heard his weird confession
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Apr 16, 2014 05:34
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NutritiousSnack posted:>Remind the captain of your status as gay, sea water loving human being and book it on the boat
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Apr 16, 2014 06:44
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:43
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shoot the captain, then insert a flare into your rear end. make sure CNN has a good view
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Apr 17, 2014 22:52
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Toad on a Hat posted:> PRAY to the Gay God that he may give you the Ultimate Ability (tm) 
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Apr 17, 2014 23:22
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The Bananana posted:> Shoot the captain in the femoral artery, and then proceed to interrogate him RE: what master plan is going on/missing airplane. You'd only get a few seconds of interrogation if you did this. Dude would bleed out in seconds.
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Apr 18, 2014 00:11
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Wolfsheim posted:>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him
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Apr 18, 2014 04:41
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logical phalluses posted:our hero gets to drink seawater and have gay sex for the rest of his life. he is finally free. Stoat posted:
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Apr 18, 2014 06:45
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wilderthanmild posted:I liked this game. I didn't like the end, but I feel like it was like a rollercoaster, where all the best parts happened early on and we kinda just ran out of energy. We took a nameless featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really really liked seawater. He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we... well no he's the hero we deserve.
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