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DonDoodles posted:Please don't let this get into pubbie hands, but I think we can firmly tie Xtern1ty and Dental together. http://pastebin.com/teLqvEGz Logged this to add to the ongoing peace mission to help Xtern1ty. I truely hope Xean sees this as the olive branch it is, without burning the bridges and fueling the flames. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Sep 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 06:54 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:45 |
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http://imgur.com/a/TUIfM Little guide I made for approximating the German national sports outfit on feds, KDF sadly cannot get the "track" pants with the diplomacy outfit, but maybe there's other jogging pants type things out there. You can use the "plain" faction scarves if you don't have a Tholian one, they cost about 500k on the exchange at best, though Romulans might be a bit screwed. Fairly sure you can also approximate plenty of other countries/teams with the same setup.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 17:09 |
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Ludicro posted:Eh, personally I never thought she should be in that cat suit anyway, even as a 15 year old at the time I could see right through that pandering to horny nerds. Should've been in a standard uniform like the women in DS9. Agreed, I much prefered her with the normal uniform in the timeship episodes she wore it in. The catsuit just looked awful and I felt pretty sorry for anyone stuck wearing it. Must have felt like a sausage in it's peel with that thing.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 22:51 |
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Asimo posted:In fairness they did the same thing with the Romulan pack too, but is seemed a bit less skeevy then. Probably because that expansion didn't come with mandatory c-store upgrades for everyone I guess. Which still doesn't mean much really, since T-5U will still be quite equal console wise anyways.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 00:52 |
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http://i.imgur.com/eo2ogFm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QISvbml.jpg http://pastebin.com/z4xaWHCv So while Xean rants and raves about the demon's we are, me, Zaichal, and Akulaz chose to give his fleetmates a helping hand. We simply couldn't leave this poor, lost soul and his wife's character lost and hopeless after Xean attempted, without success, to contact his "friends" for 15 minutes to sort the invites out. In the future, even with our constant muted status, we should try our best to help the victims suffering under Xean's persecution complex to get the things they need.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 22:01 |
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http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?p=19144651&posted=1#post19144651 Oldkhemaraa demands all PvP be removed from STO right now. Edit: simultaneous post with Psycho, thanks mumble goons!
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2014 13:49 |
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I, and plenty of other fellow veterans of it, encourage people to do the UESF because lately we have too many people playing this game the exact way the pubbie menace does: comfortably sheltered from the greater community and occassionally space ship sperging when not behaving as hermits would. Plus, as Nbreeki said, forge them in the hottest fire right at the start and they're ready for anything from then on out. In a way we should thank the UESF, they've played a big part in why we can usually drum up 5 goons to crash an RP event, hose ERPers, or mess with Xean's head instead of just 1-2 while the rest keep sperging about lockboxes or builds.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 14:56 |
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http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/7005783 Oh look, a blog on gear upgrades that somehow manages to say near nothing of value. Correction: It tells us everything. All hail the grind. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Sep 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 20:22 |
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http://pastebin.com/jU4asaj2 So this pubbie fleet that randomly recruited me and Sonicshower off of ESD wants us to recruit people. I went off to DS9 to do just that, recruit people, and it wasn't well recieved. I'm not sure what I, or Colonel Green for that matter, did wrong. Edit: http://pastebin.com/uSnZPbL7 Even after essentially telling the fleet leader what I was doing, he somehow entirely missed it. He also didn't tell me to stop recruiting, so I went right back to it. Edit 2: After one of his officers happily used access to the Dental shipyard to buy a boat, they apparently informed the leader what Dental actually is and I was kicked. Edit 3: http://pastebin.com/THh3WCDs I found a new home in the Federation of Star Trek Roleplayers, run by an ERPist who got booted from the Storytellers. Hopefully he will appreciate my recruitment efforts more, funded by the donation of most of his fleet bank. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Sep 20, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 23:01 |
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http://imgur.com/a/f6xHM I decided to make another screenshot uniform guide for feds. This time covering a historical tropical excursion outfit, ideal for all your reenactment needs on Risa. Also included is a parade ground uniform for those evenings that need a little more class, though it's still functional enough for taking to the street for a night on the town as well!
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:19 |
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rVyloa9X Go dump this in Arc for a free section 31 outfit. There's only around 200 left to claim so be quick.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 20:48 |
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Ludicro posted:Who was the goon who made the imperial officer uniform? This would be a good match. I was the one who made the original stormtrooper outfit out of the mine costume. I think Thronde went through the effort to do the whole officer and variants uniforms. Also I see we're getting that weird "rifle" from Voyager that looks more like some bizarre gardening tool or industrial robot piece.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 21:04 |
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Elite increased to 110%. Joy for an even more ridiculously boring grindfest on things like CCE and other similar ques.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 17:30 |
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-Troika- posted:Uh no I wasn't? I havn't done much in the channel in months other than x for STFs or make STFs for other people to x for. Just chill man. Someone will invite you back in later and it can all be forgotten. Anyways, yeah, this expansion has me feeling like there's a lot of nothing to do. Cryptic's own comedy actions have the pubs frothing way more than we could hope to make them without . As to the game itself, I can't be much bothered grinding the new elites just due to the tedium they now involve since it's the same unchallenging lameness if you know what to do but with giant HP sponges. I'll probably spend most of it getting some daily boxes and the rest just finding out where all the horrible pubs crawled off to since I miss my usual torture dolls.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 22:07 |
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DonDoodles posted:Yeah, same. PWE/Cryptic has been generating so much vitriolic hate and rage from the playerbase since DR I think I'm more or less obsolete at this point. There is some positives. Lebreat is back for example, and Klymen...whatever his name was, the king of autism.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 17:16 |
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Ludicro posted:Klytemnestra? Whats he up to these days? Reporting us for existing in the same worldspace as him, going on Gary Busey level rants, the usual really.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 19:25 |
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http://imgur.com/a/LP9GC Day 1: I seem to have been somehow transported to the underworld of the planet of the dead. A brief summary of my adventures down below include discovering that the Kobali capital resides atop what can only be described as a giant marshmellow, that the ground is indeed a one-sided lie, and that trees as well as rocks truely are lighter than air. Furthermore my attempts to explore the great Pit of Nothingness below the LOD were thwarted by the dreaded and feared invisible walls of boredom and purgatory. Towards the end of my journey and after quieting suspicions that my current transporter clone might indeed be evil, I chose to celebrate in my finest definitely-not-evil canon costumes and closed with a party that only Riven can truely appreciate. Day 2: After unsuccessful attempts to escape this magical subterranean realm (beamed out and oddly back in to the same spot) I appear to be trapped here, for now. Food supplies are running low, but thoughtfully I brought two of my officers and a pet. The city-marshmellow also speaks in my mind now, it demands obedience and worship. As captain, I've chosen to lead the new Cult of the Cryptic Marshmellow. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Nov 4, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 21:54 |
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Edit: Check the wiki for this under goon guides. A full summary and report of my somewhat successful infiltration into the trust and fleets of a group of ERPists. Note I'll probably also put this on the wiki and it should be made required reading before playing this game. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Nov 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 02:06 |
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DonDoodles posted:You are doing the Dear Leader's work, Goat. Thanks man, it's pretty intense. The guide is now live on the wiki, and finalized as best as I can be bothered in format. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Nov 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 02:46 |
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Volume two of the Dentist's Field Guide to the ERPist has been published. You'll find it on the wiki under goon guides. Edit: I've also published a guide intended for newer goons joining us in STO, also on the wiki as the now first guide. It covers a bit of the general mythos and perception of us from the perspective of pubbies. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Nov 7, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 04:41 |
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MoraleHazard posted:Great reads. You must've run UESF a dozen times to gain the intestinal fortitude necessary to deal with those ERP'ists. So are you going to have to actually ERP with them or is it sort of like being undercover with the mafia, it's okay to beat someone up and snort coke, but no killing? Never in my life would I reduce myself to ERP. Also I'm the one who had the misfortune of first discovering the UESF. However wait for volume 4 later today, I purposefully blew my cover. You'll see why.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 19:01 |
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Can anyone explain this? All of my pets have it, space and ground. No one else seems to have this. Edit: This only appears to happen on ground, in space all of them revert to the normal "useless" mode. Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Nov 12, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 10:26 |
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LordCo posted:
My sides hurt from laughter, thanks for shoehorning my name in. Those are priceless.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 22:32 |
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http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/9005093 Oh look, the T6 Intrepid announcement, and it's really really terrible. Time to buy an Eclipse with my hoarded zen.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:09 |
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http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1302381 Some patch notes for today. Be sure to grab your club outfits, new dance, and enjoy your now not-Epohh clone cat pets. Oh, and Kazon no longer will use screechbeams Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Nov 20, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 14:01 |
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MikeJF posted:Just remember, the Hacked Master Key only works on Dominion lockboxes. If you want another ship, you have to sell a bugship on the exchange and buy it yourself. Don't want a repeat of the incidents last year. You mean were we all got the T5U prototypes of other lockbox ships instead then had to claim "glitched" when people forgot to mask their gateway and unwanted questions came about?
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 12:50 |
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DonDoodles posted:That guy who's been spamming Xtern1ty members with fleet map invites/pvp challenges has a thread on the forums devoted to him. Apparently he's been targeting Saint Olivia, too, and "she" has decided to take it upon herself to create "Trollgate" and somehow link it to gamergate. That's priceless. I gave them a nice long reply too just to see how much the type of reply they constantly demand sets them off. Edit: I also decided to make a sort of scrapbook gallery of old times with Dental or old models or just random comedy we used to have going with old screenshots, enjoy: http://imgur.com/a/fEjr2 Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Nov 29, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 00:57 |
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DonDoodles posted:Haha, I see a screenshot from that "memorial" STF event hosted by Branflakes. Got the pubbies to turn on Bran unless he gave a few words for the dead dev, and his following little speech was absolutely awful. Yeah, where he knew literally nothing about the guy and was riding the dude's name for his own gain. It was so pathetic.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 02:32 |
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Tunicate posted:I have about 5k zen to throw around. I've already grabbed a bunch of services (inventory slots and stuff), along with the vandal. Clothes are a good choice if you have everything else you want.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 03:42 |
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DonDoodles posted:Yeah, that's been in place for awhile now. Saw that, what a priceless ending. Well played, well played.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 00:59 |
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DonDoodles posted:Olivia now believes that Dentals are behind the spamming, and "trollgate." Totally looking forward to my ban, I mean how dare I experiment with how pubbies react to polite, dimplomatic, and rational responses and answers. Predictably the outcome so far is it repeatedly going over their head entirely.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 03:40 |
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How interesting, after being unbanned I seem to have actually gained several Galors and an apology mail from a GM.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 22:39 |
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DonDoodles posted:Can we post examples of autumn@col.potter losing his poo poo in-game? I know some of you goons have logs. Mine ended as an alcoholic after three tours in Vietnam so two men pretending to be questionably aged girls of unrealistic proportions could pass seventh grade level pickup lines to each other in virtual Star Trek bars.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 22:23 |
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Burning_Monk posted:Winter Carrier stats are up: Just read them over, it looks decent enough.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 22:37 |
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http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/9008443-release-notes%3A-december-3rd%2C-2014 Patch notes for tomorrow/today "The dance emote triggered by use of a Nerve Tonic will now persist for a full 60 seconds unless manually turned off. The dance is no longer cancelled by movement or nearby Subspace Party Amplifiers. Combat still cancels the effect." Countdown to ERPist rejoicing just to realize that fire extinguishers and body blocking still work fine.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 01:10 |
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http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?p=21172481&posted=1#post21172481 Holiday season is of course the season for bad pubbie poetry.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 07:50 |
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You have been banned for the following reason: Flaming/Trolling Date the ban will be lifted: 12-17-2014, 02:00 PM Welp guys, Trollgate got me good, at least for the forums.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 19:19 |
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quote:I want this ship bad, I really want it bad. I dropped 300$ to get it, thats 48,000 zen all spent on boxes, 187 of them, there has to be a bug for me to not have gotten it. what gives A fool and his money are soon parted.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 11:03 |
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Truely I am the most sociopathic of men as I sit here enjoying my evening tea, thinking on how the world would be a better place without those who claim that taking advantage of minors sexually is a God given right protected by the constitution of the rebel colonies. Not to mention how without the guiding hand of Dear Leader and the word of his prophet Butts I would still be pillaging sheep like a common peasant.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 21:22 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:45 |
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http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/9048733 A "Build a doff" contest is going on. I think everyone could use Butts or Nbreeki as a doff. The buffs of course should apply to disco. Edit: Maybe a Xean doff as well that actually debuffs you or applies random confuse effects to your crew.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 23:17 |