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The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Coldforge posted:

Put it to song

"Now this is a story all about how / I found e-fame farting Manning's brow"

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 21:26

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 00:40

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Febreeze posted:

Now, this is a story all about how
I found E-fame drawing Peyton’s Brow
And Now I’ll take a minute
Just sit and stay
I'll tell you how I became the man who does the Draw Play

It was everything I'd hoped and more :allears:

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 23:15

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Chris Gaines posted:

Anyone have a link to Ross' DEAR ED "GUNS" HOCHULI rant from a few years back? I have an idea for a fart

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Steel_Angel#Dear_GUNS

# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 14:51

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Thaddius the Large posted:

I have a kid but haven't seen it yet, she's just too young for a full movie. I'm on watch for them though, I can feel Disney musicals bearing down on me in my foreseeable future, and am not thrilled; one time would be fine, but she's gonna want that stuff on repeat for the next 4 years.

Mine is hooked on Studio Ghibli movies and I'm totally cool with that

# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 17:49

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

And which of the Seven Dwarfs is Russell Wilson?

# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 17:58

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

EVGA Longoria posted:

I'd like to propose (and bankroll) the next Farthouse contest:

Fat Dudes doing Football Things

Football is great. Fat Dudes playing Football are The Best. Nothing brings a smile to a football fan's face like a fat dude playing football.

Let's celebrate this with fat dude football projects. No restrictions on the type of media (song lyrics, video, ms paint, photoshop, something even better?????). Just celebrate fat dudes doing football things.

3 Winners will receive the forums certificate of their choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

The Wreck of the Jared Lorenzen

The legend lives on from the Wildcats on down
Of the quarterback called 'Hefty Lefty'
The big man, it's said, never gives up his bread
When the skies of September turn gloomy
Pregame fried dough, twenty-six thousand tons more
Than Jared Lorenzen weighed empty
That QB, he chewed through nine courses of food
When the games of September came early

The man was the pride of the N-Y-G side
Coming undrafted from U of Kentucky
As the big freighters go, he was bigger than most
With a coach and good supper well seasoned
A couple of plays and a Super Bowl ring
And he left fully loaded for Arena
He Ate Me had signed with the Horsemen in time
But eight short months later they folded

I don't know if I can keep going, it's more of a shipwreck than the actual shipwreck. Except for getting a ring thanks to 18-1

The Wild Man of YOLO fucked around with this message at 20:22 on May 1, 2014

# ¿ May 1, 2014 03:36

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Here's my crappy "MS Paint at work" rendition:

# ¿ May 1, 2014 17:28

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

IcePhoenix posted:

Chimeric I'm disappointed you didn't go for the easy fart joke in that picture.

Meh, best I could do

# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:23

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

BlindSite posted:

Who was that dude who sang that song about the Bizmarck?

Johnny Horton?

Too bad Lorenzen doesn't lend it self to rhyming.

It doesn't have to rhyme. I already did song lyrics for him one page ago

# ¿ May 2, 2014 13:31

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

Horizontal one makes it looks like he has a zipper and there's a smaller him inside

# ¿ May 5, 2014 17:59

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Febreeze posted:

Should have been a hamster inside

# ¿ May 5, 2014 19:55

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I just chose the one with the tiny little football helmet

# ¿ May 5, 2014 21:17

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

EVGA Longoria posted:

All 4 of you, let me know what type of certificate you want.

Awesome, thanks EVGA :woop:

. Custom Title would be great; I like my avatar but the little white corners on it have bothered me since I first noticed them and I'd love to have a version where those are transparent. (side note: I don't actually know how to make those transparent and if somebody could help me out with that they'd have my undying gratitude)

# ¿ May 6, 2014 15:31

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Rasczak posted:

EVGA Longoria posted:

Thank you everyone for participating, and brightening the off season just a little bit with some fat dudes doing football things.

Thanks, guys!

# ¿ May 7, 2014 17:54

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

enigma105 posted:

Honestly, I doubt the Colts hate anyone in the AFC:S because they could just about to the playoffs every year

Most Colts fans hate the Patriots wayyy more than they hate anyone else. Our fellow AFC:S teams are usually overlooked unless we're playing one that week and even then we can't seem to muster too much emotion

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 14:18

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Febreeze posted:

Cats are lame

ftfy

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 15:30

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Slate Action posted:

Now give him googly eyes

I'm already laughing just thinking about this

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 20:04

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

For a second I thought the last panel was just him gesturing, but then I realized he was dropping the TE on the ground. :lol:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 16:51

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Johnson, after game: "lol"

# ¿ Sep 10, 2014 17:18

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

SeannieDarko posted:

Does anyone have the fake Fantasy football ad that has Jamaal Charles and Roary the Lion?

You were going to use this on me, weren't you.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 00:04

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Busted.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 03:25

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Chichevache posted:

In panel 4 you have a typo. Emeny.

And my not-so-inner nerd feels that "phazers" should be "phasers" :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 16:24

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Chichevache posted:

Trap sprung, pedo

quote:

Posted: 12/31/1969 7:00 pm EST, Updated: 05/25/2011 11:45 am EDT

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 19:04

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 16:36

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I took my daughter to her first Colts game last year shortly after she turned 5. She loved the mascots, the fun snacks, the cheerleaders, the people in costume, the spectacle, the energy. At the end of the day I asked her what her favorite part was. After thinking it over for a moment, she said "I liked when Andrew Luck threw the touchdowns."

I'd totally write her a song.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 14:40

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

nrr posted:

No, I'm deadly serious, if you have a small child, it is your duty to record them singing that song with whatever possible recording device you can get your hands on, no matter how lovely. Pick a bpm (I'd say 70-80 off the top of my head) so we can sync them all up and go for it.

I'd compile them all and put them together but I'm in NY for a couple of months and away from all my studio gear. I believe in you though, farthouse. I believe.

My daughter's been sick for a week and is pretty hoarse but if she's feeling and sounding better this weekend I should be able to bribe her to recite some of it (no guarantees that her attention span will last that long). I may need some help with correct pronunciation of some of the names, though. I feel like somebody posted names of or links to good/free recording software at some point but I wasn't paying attention at the time... any recommendations?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 16:14

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Grittybeard posted:

Since this is the only way I could possibly contribute to this which ones? Glancing through there they all look normal to me but that might just be because I remember all of those guys.

Spurgon Wynn I guess looks weird but isn't bad, you can hear an announcer say his name/see him get destroyed here. Gradkowski is like Gronkowski except with a Grad in front.

Thanks! Looking back on it, "Spergon" was probably the only one I didn't really know. Should be good to go :cheers: