lol if u talk about games in here

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Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

i rly liked the Colony Wars games what's the closest modern equivalent to those

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 05:29

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 20:17

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

dark souls 2 is p good so far but good lord does that game swing wildly from gorgeous environments to areas and npcs that look like they fell out of an early tomb raider game. it's really bizarre

also gently caress that nonsensical windmill "puzzle" how the gently caress is anyone supposed to figure that dumb poo poo out

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 15:24

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

holy poo poo the bell tower covenant is hilarious

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 16:42

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

dark souls 2 owns

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 22:01

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

fall control spell is pretty pro

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 16:45

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Notorious QIG posted:

probably would have made the iron keep secret route less terrifying

not even gonna look this up

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 17:01

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Notorious QIG posted:

found it all on my own and made me very happy

nnnoice

i want to talk about dark souls 2 so bad but i also want to wait until i've finished it at least once argh

i feel like a big dumb rear end in a top hat for having to read online how to use effigies to turn human. idk if the description is just awful or what but i kept burning them and wondering why nothing was happening

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 17:07

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

duckfarts posted:

just bro up to humanize, be a pal

yeah i rly like broing in dark souls 2. also the pvp covenants are great. the netcode feels a lot more solid all around compared to demons and dark 1

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 17:31

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

yeah i've never seen a single good thing written about those games

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:34

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

i lost 34k souls trying to use the tower of the sun as a shortcut to the end of iron keep. boy was that a dumb mistake

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:50

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

er yeah that's what i meant. i'm pretty garbage at pvp

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:54

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

hasn't world of warcraft been less of a game and more of a chatroom for the better part of a decade now

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 00:37

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

hubris.height posted:

it's the only environment that erp survives in anymore ain't it? let them pay 110 bucks a year to e-gently caress

wtf is erp

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 01:51

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

polished off the four old ones last night, feels good man

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 16:15

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

are there any good non-sim car games on the pc

nfs shift 2 is a pretty good game if you're looking for a "sim but not really a sim ala forza or gran turismo" style game

here's hoping grid autosport fixes all the poo poo wrong with grid 2 (everything)

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 03:36

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

loving lmao http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 03:55

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

cool it's fannyflaps

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 03:55

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

yeah but there's still a good amount of weird stuff

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 16:02

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

my buddy is super bummed that there are no chaos eaters. here's hoping dark souls 3 goes back to insane d&d monster manual rejects

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 16:04

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

idk the recent giantbomb video made watch dogs look pretty neat but then again it was all just prerecorded by ubisoft so who knows

Notorious QIG posted:

i would love a game thats like dark souls but uses d&d monsters, imagine turning a corner and seeing a gelatinous ooze or an owlbear or something

i guess that would be cool i don't know much about d&d tho outside of a few monsters

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 17:30

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

someone make Cyber Souls where it's dark souls in some crazy techno future with robotic animals and laser ninjas and neon swords

thanks

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 17:32

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

whoa Techland is basically making Hexen Except Maybe Actually Good http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/hellraid-returns-from-the-depths-somehow-looks-pre/2300-8819/

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 17:38

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

lmao dont get an ati card

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 18:44

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

what he's been postin' bout dark souls nonstop in the gray forum

# ¿ May 1, 2014 16:45

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

StabMasterArson posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/266050/

uh

a bad jame

# ¿ May 1, 2014 16:54

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2QlihJAZEQ&t=130s

# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:13

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Werthog 95 posted:

do they have a device to record replays from a real controller to the same kinda file they use for recording TASes yet

beats me but it's kinda cool that they can do the TAS on the actual hardware

# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:28

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Notorious QIG posted:

dxhr was bad but hey i got a few hours out of it

dxhr is a good game with some crippling bugs and antiquated gameplay

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:23

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Notorious QIG posted:

no its bad, sorry. the gameplay is boring as gently caress, the art style is hideous, the boss battles are terrible, the plot was idiotic, and for as much as they advertised "play it YOUR way" its stupid as poo poo to try to be anything other than a stealthy dude. if i want to play a subpar stealth game i roll a new assassin in skyrim tyvm

the character costumes and environment design are fantastic. the character animation is loving awful though.

and yeah the plot is dumb and the boss battles were turds but it was a new deus ex dammit

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:29

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

u mad

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:31

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Notorious QIG posted:

alpha protocol's gameplay is poo poo but it's no shittier than dxhr and you get a good story with all the much-desired replayability and important decisions and whatnot. name literally one area that dxhr is better than ap

alpha protocol owned but the gameplay is WAY shittier than dxhr. i beat it three times but the fourth one completely broke at the end so welp

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:47

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

besides the fact that they stop updating 8 months ago i like that the yogscast "developer logs" are just completely silent footage of pre-alpha garbage that should never see the light of day

isn't yogscast like a multi-million dollar company with something like 30 employees and poo poo

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:51

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

titanfall was fun but i feel like i'm over it

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:56

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

01011001 posted:

it has a decent foundation that is slightly discounted by the fact that pistols are staggeringly overpowered and make everything in the game a total joke, shotguns are garbage minus the phosphorus ammo, assault rifles are good but have a garbage ability so are not really worth leveling much, and you dont get any gun worth mentioning until you get into the hubs proper. which...well, 2/5 offensive skills worth leveling, 1/5 which is good from the beginning, aint bad right?

also lol if you tried to spec a melee character and then went to fight the sniper boss at the end of the game

absolutely zero recourse and nothing you can do to beat him

# ¿ May 1, 2014 20:32

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Razer sells every product at a loss

quote:

In an interview with VG247, Razer CEO Min-Liang Tan admitted that every product the company ships is sold at a loss. The statement came up when Tan was asked about the sales of Razer's left-handed gaming mouse, which he said sells "terribly." Tan said his company is focused on gaming, not just ideas that make a profit.

"We're not run like a real company, I know. It's insane, but every single product we ship, we're shipping at a loss. Life is short. And it's funny to see someone using a left-handed mouse," he said. "I have great investors. They're passionate about what they do. I tend to be able to deflect any questions like 'how are we doing on a business level? How profitable are we?' by going 'Look at this! Isn't it cool?' And they go 'Oh yes, it's cool,' and then I agree. Yet another board meeting saved."

"Our investors are genuine product people. I'm thankful for it. I cannot imagine if somebody's just interested in like, a bottom line or a profit," he explained. "We've been able to make decisions that make absolutely no commercial sense whatsoever. Even the laptop flies in the face of industry reports. You know, 'PCs are dying, everyone should get out of the PC industry' and here we are going 'Great! Let's invest as much money as we can in building a PC laptop.' Right? Doesn't make any sense but hey! Look at it! It's cool."

Razer recently released its Razer Blade gaming laptop in Australia, which the company touts as the world's thinnest gaming laptop. The Blade is plenty powerful, but it's also pretty pricey at $1,999 for the cheapest model. Tan said that the Blade is only possible because Razer is willing to spend the money on significant R&D.

"For every finished product that goes to market, there are probably four finished products that we've done but not released," Tan explained. "It's one of those things, a Razer design initiative. We take a million years to get anything out. If you put things in perspective, most other companies probably launch more products in a single year than we have done in the past - since we were founded."

"It's like a running joke. We launch on the average maybe five, or four new products a year? And our customer base complains that we launch the products too fast. I'm trying to figure out why. Most other companies launch about 50 new products a year, or even 100. We launch very few products - but products that everybody wants. if there are 50, you might only want one of them, or three of them, but because we're just so lazer-focused on gamers themselves, every single thing becomes a gamer's requirement."

# ¿ May 1, 2014 20:48

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

that post makes me legit depressed because goddamn

# ¿ May 1, 2014 21:41

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Rexicon1 posted:

yea that whole thing about total biscuit is a bummer even if i didn't like his internet videos. if he's having prolonged episodes of rectal pain followed by incontinence he at least has a big rear end adenoma if he's lucky. the fact that he took a long time to look at it might make it closer to a stage 1 carcinoma or at worst stage 2.

cancer loving sucks balls

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