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This thread has taught me to be very cynical about stories but the "vent about students" thread in Science & Academics has taught me that this one is 100% accurate. Lady cop chat, I was on a train once with a mentally disabled man and his extremely unpleasant father. The train was running late because of signal problems, the guy didn't understand why it kept stopping and wanted to go home, his father kept yelling at him, eventually a cop showed up and gave him a right dressing down. Full carriage, no one applauded. Imagine that.
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That too, you're lucky to get the gist of things happening four seats down from yours.
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quote:The mother then went to check that her daughter was still a virgin. The father, still saying nothing, also checked when the mother called him, then the brother, then Maria-Teresa.
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Maxwell Lord posted:I think my favorite part is that her doing female-dominant male humiliation porn is supposed to be further evidence for her being a horrible bitch, like that's not something many male customers actively seek out and consume. It's like he thinks those things are documentaries, and the dominatrices roam the streets seeking innocent men to demean- It's me, I'm the guy doing literary analysis on reddit posts
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May 23, 2014 08:16
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Wasabi the J posted:My favorite part is he's the worst at this whole security thing
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May 28, 2014 10:52
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This one's pretty good when you imagine it's an actual bear telling the story.
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Jun 14, 2014 11:40
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Huntersoninski posted:This reads like the guy pestered someone into drinking something they didn't like and they confirmed to him they didn't like it, so he went home and wrote this post about what SHOULD have happened.
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Jun 18, 2014 16:34
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:Yeah I saw that when I looked for it originally, but how is that better than having it just come in a carton/bottle?
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Jun 21, 2014 21:02
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Plus the Korean alphabet is easy as poo poo to copy. It's all straight lines and circles. Kanji, now that would be trouble.
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Jun 22, 2014 12:51
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Now on the acting class syllabus: how not to delay your performance because you hosed around too much backstage.
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Jul 10, 2014 10:43
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There is! The theater thing, I was in my school's theater club from grade 6 all the way to graduation, which counts as "7 years in theatre" only if you split hairs, but actual children don't gently caress around like that minutes before a show starts. Mostly because everyone's got the jitters.
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Jul 10, 2014 19:32
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Doesn't even work in French. And you know they weren't speaking English.
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Jul 20, 2014 09:42
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FrozenVent posted:Chienne's not as commonly used as a pejorative in French, but it has the same meaning as it's English counterpart.
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Jul 20, 2014 11:53
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I just don't speak French at all and looked up "bitch" online, got two very different words for the slang and for the female dog meaning and then came back here and got all  about it v v
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Jul 20, 2014 13:02
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Reminds me of that old joke where a man at the bar goes for a piss and covers his beer with a note saying "I spit in this", comes back and finds a second note saying "Me too."
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Jul 24, 2014 12:31
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quote:This is why I don't work the day shift.
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Aug 20, 2014 14:52
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Fool and the World posted:Spinach That Didn't Happen
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Sep 2, 2014 14:28
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Junius posted:In case anyone was actually wondering, the pink Kinder Surprise eggs are coloured because they're special edition Barbie eggs. Not that that would make it any less "gendered" for idiots who see things that way (I think they had blue Spiderman eggs too).
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Sep 5, 2014 12:20
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quote:you don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no. You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.
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Sep 8, 2014 12:09
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That's not something you should write in a font where the 9 looks really similar to the 1. I had a bit of a  moment just now.e: it's not really something you should write in any font but right now that aspect stands out My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Double Plus Good posted:Has this one been posted yet? "Dear Soldier, this is Chester, he was my first kiss. I hope he keeps you from being lonely."
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Oct 10, 2014 07:23
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Someone's gotta claim the case at the conveyor belt or the airline will end up auctioning it off.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:38
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Maybe they're a homeopathic chemist's.
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Oct 28, 2014 08:23
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Last year a teenager in Ireland died from a severe allergic reaction. She'd forgotten her epi-pen and her mother wasn't given one at a nearby pharmacy, because they are prescription only in Ireland. Pharmacists also aren't allowed to give the injection. Now in the UK, from what I found googling around, a layperson isn't allowed to administer prescription medicine; there is an exception specifically for epi-pens, but the catch is you can only administer a person's own epi-pen. So if you're in the UK and having that sort of reaction without your pen a) the pharmacy is the last place you should go to and will only cost you valuable time and b) you're probably hosed. Basically you'd have to hope there's a third party in the pharmacy who will straight up rob the pharmacist for an epi-pen right there and doesn't stand to lose their livelihood for it.
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Oct 28, 2014 14:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llUW3knYuLI
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Nov 11, 2014 08:13
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quote:I'll preface this by saying that my love for hot sauce borders autism.
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Nov 12, 2014 18:19
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I mean I get not being disgusted by it, but what exactly is the set of circumstances where even hypothetically "lick it off" ranks above "wash your hands" or "find a tissue"?
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Jan 2, 2015 22:07
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oldpainless posted:Please don't kinkshame
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Jan 2, 2015 23:16
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Are there actually at least 1043 Lolita rules? What are the 455 that are more important than no swearing?
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Jan 4, 2015 18:46
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Biplane posted:When I worked at EPCOT, on our first orientation day (what Disney calls "Traditions") the example we were given was, even if a guest falls into the lake you are not allowed to touch them to try to help them, call emergency services and hope for the best. The fear of lawsuits is that strong.
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Jan 4, 2015 23:25
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I thought the whole point of baking mixes was that there are flour and sugar already in them.
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Jan 6, 2015 11:44
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I do it during movies so I couldn't talk if I wanted to!
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Jan 13, 2015 23:09
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How would you even spit on someone's food at Dunkin Donuts, everything's right there. That's just paranoia. "One cheeseburger AND KEEP THE MICROCHIPS OUT OF IT."
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Jan 21, 2015 16:54
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The way the story is written her family was standing right there as well, in plain view.
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Jan 23, 2015 14:35
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jodai posted:I think my favorite part is the whole "my co-worker has another job at Hershey..." like it wasn't enough to say we had candy to hand out on Halloween.
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Feb 1, 2015 18:03
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What was the teacher's game plan for when it would be her turn to read a card?
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Feb 10, 2015 22:47
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Nothing like the downfall of humanity and civilization and the associated trauma combined with violent, immediate death if you go in guns blazing to take your man's mind off things and get him in the mood.
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I gave a guy genital injury trauma and put him at risk for infection from a perforated bowel and potential anal incontinence, the boys won't let me hear the end of it! Motherfucker messed with the wrong crew's box of cables!
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TrekBek posted:it's probably one of those things where if you dress as whoever you're presenting on you get extra points, which is just as sad, because it means he's doing a presentation on sonic the hedgehog.
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From the funny pics thread:beato posted:I have a tale about that. A friend of a friend was gonna get married. One evening the young couple were talking about fetishes and he mentioned scat porn and that it was something he'd never seen in reality but found the idea really kinky. Not sure why, but his wife-to-be actually agreed to squat on a glass coffee table and poo poo while he wanked underneath. Apparently this is how it went down... She got on the table did a fart and a waterfall of green diarrhoea followed it, it seeped over the edges and on to him and the carpet, he was so disgusted he vomited and called the wedding off. Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I would say something about this sounding like STDH, but, well...
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