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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

May Contain Nuts posted:

"normal way for men to shake hands"
"bulldozable community youth centers"
"holocaust bloopers"

"how to have sex with mom"
"how to not wake girl up during sex"
"how to unpregnant girl"
"How to run away from home"

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
The foot and handprints are a Photoshop. Gotta look at it upside down to get it.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Tuxedo Ted posted:


Videogames

That's leaving the game running solid for almost a year and a half. Or 5 hours a day, every day, for over 6 years

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

A robot prostitute from the future!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

What a funny looking Doge. lol

Edit: ha ha. I spelled dog wrong. What a funny thing that has happened. Maybe it will stick. what do you think.."Doge"? :D :D :D :D

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
These puns drive me bananas. Bananas with a naked man in them. Yeeessssss...

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
We should all be punished. PUN..ished. Get it? Puns. They are.. PUNny.

I will PUNch you in the head if your post has a pun in it. \/

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Der Kyhe posted:

Isnt't the cause of this the "religious headwear"-thing from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

yes, and I thought it was just a hat at first, then an ugly hat, then I figured it out.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

I can't help it, the first thought I had was "Which side did he do first?"

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

What a buncha boobs.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Old school.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Nightmares Hooooooo!
Real life should not look EXACTLY like a cartoon from the mid 90s.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

What's it from?

Galaxy Quest. Go, now. Be free.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

God.. DAMNIT!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

..aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Does this just make him a dick head?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
Now I really wanna see Smashmouth eat the eggs.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Modern Day Hercules posted:

He actually took a plane too. Read the lore.

Extended universe doesn't count, you nerd!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

haunted bong posted:

Can't wait to see Stovelight

I had to clutch my heart. I didn't laugh so much as feel a sharp pain and smile.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

SplitSoul posted:

Just don't look up the other version. :stonk:

And how would I go about NOT looking the other version up? What words must I absolutely NOT type into Google.
I am not a subtle man.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

"But I won't know what the upper left corner looks like when I try to put it together. No, I don't care if it costs a dollar, Marie, it's the drat principle. No, I am NOT making a SCENE, now let's LEAVE!"

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

twoday posted:

Why is there an alternate universe map of North America on the globe

Why is there a giant globe in the middle of the picture

Why

People love this internet thing and I hear that cat videos are unironicly popular. Lemme do some research and RAKE IN THE DOUGH!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Yup. The movie's Top Secret 2, incidentally.

You mean Hot Shots: Part Deux

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

AndyElusive posted:

happy cyber monday

a/s/l?



Decoy: YES. AM FOR PLEASE TO GETTING HIV +++

"No, Dale, that's TOO good!"

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Would you look at the me? Well, gotta go.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Decrepus posted:

Females can't cum, trust me, I've had sex with one.

You did it wrong.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Isn't that picture in Monkeybone?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Trent posted:

YES I knew I had seen it somewhere before.

The real question is why would I hold onto that tiny bit of information for so long when, goddammit, brain, you know this will never be useful.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

BKPR posted:

I was in awe before I even realized the pun

There's a pun? "I'm a Dorito in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way?"

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

IslamoNazi posted:

Bottlechip

kannonfodder posted:

Chip in a bottle.

That's not a pun. Nor does it mean anything to me. I am missing not only something, but the entire thing.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Ah. I am a dumb fool. Thank you.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Bob Saget IRL posted:

Mods, please rename this thread to PYF pictures that might have been funny if it werent for 10 people immediately over analyzing a potentially funny picture.

So, PYF Funny Pictures: But remember, this is still Something Awful.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Mayostard posted:

What kind of hockey game would have a score that high?

A really really good one.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

I can have my wife make a couple knit nipples and sew them on a sweater then sell it for almost $100? Who wants in on the ground floor?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Dare I ask why this hideous thing even exists?

That's what she said. (Your girlfriend to you, regarding your penis)

Edit: Bazinga.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

That's a furry fuckdoll made out of a dead body.

Hope is dead on Earth.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Compressed seman is definitely more than a possibility in this case

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

I think it has hair on it though. Like actual things coming off it. Maybe? look just under it, looks like they mave have gone too far.

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

They look like water bears. Which is awesome.

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