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Bloody Hedgehog posted:UP THE BUM NO BABIES, sage advice. "Up the bum no baby's", please pay closer attention.
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JEEVES420 posted:If porn excepts it then it will take off like VHS and Blue Ray Not only is the word "accepts", but that stupid rumor about porn determining which technologies win has never actually been true!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Those people over at Netflix have a good sense of humor: Those aren't hand-coded for the most part. It's just likely that after watching the episode that references serpico, enough people ended up watching the film that their software connected the two.
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Centripetal Horse posted:We were working on a reality show about his life a couple of years back. Clay's life is hilarious. He is (was) living with his ex-wife, his new wife, his mother-in-law, his son, and maybe some other people. He was scrambling to work every gig he could because he couldn't stop playing blackjack, and he was thoroughly convinced that he was still a monster star. The man lives in a bubble of outrageous delusion. I would love for him to have a "comeback", because so much of his comedy is the most horrific misogynist garbage I've ever heard, and the modern internet would EXPLODE on him and it would be glorious.
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tacodaemon posted:Basically Andrew Clay was an 80s comedian and comic actor who did a bunch of different impressions and characters, but he got over big with a specific character he called "Dice" or "Diceman" (based on a character he played in the 1984 movie "Making the Grade") who was supposed to be an obnoxious rear end in a top hat you laughed at more than you laughed with, and then eventually the "Dice" character just overwhelmed everything else he had ever done in his standup performances. He still managed to get himself hired as a comic actor because he is a pretty good one, but the Diceman thing burned out really fast and he never quite seemed to accept it. At the very least, I don't think a huge part of his audience got that the character was supposed to be horrible, though.
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Decrepus posted:Megan I miss you please read my comic and come back to me. XKCD is bad, but I still think this is a dumb critique because I'm pretty sure it's a recurring joke. Edminster posted:RIP in piece old SMBC, you were purged in the name of syndicability and then forgotten on the path to nerdvana. edit: davebo posted:If you ever get the hankering to read something funny by someone who is (fictionally) hung up on a girl named Megan, please follow carrot facts on twitter: https://twitter.com/RealCarrotFacts How long has this person been doing this? theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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Angela Christine posted:
Really, really glad the US government went after these pricks.
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The Ape of Naples posted:I feel like if I hit the lotto I'd be pretty frugal, give a bunch to charity, live modestly, etc. But this would be in my loving living room in less than 2 seconds. This is almost exactly what happened on an episode of Rugrats. Congratulations on being Chuckie's dad I guess.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:It turns out the Ear Whizz actually INCREASES waxy buildup. At least I get to keep the elephant.
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I like to imagine that this isn't the moment it began, but that they're just really strict and that kid has to tough it out for the next 30 minutes.
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Anora posted:Also: Don't be jealous of Jesus, Batman.
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Selklubber posted:lol white people seriously hoping this isn't a joke post, because if so it's really funny
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pentyne posted:Holy gently caress how dense are you? I think he was trying to guess from the picture, not the list of names.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:That looks like a professional vinyl banner, so we're talking about two independent levels of fuckup here. How the gently caress are you in the signmaking business and can't take one look at what garbage your client hands you and think "oh maybe I should fix this before I fire up the plotter?" Fuuuuuuuuck There's a place in my town, a state capitol, called Capital Auto. Why did nobody tell them when they applied for a business license?
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kazil posted:Is this an ironic post or something? Because capital is the correct word. Capitol is a building. It's within a few blocks of the building. edit: although now that you point it out i guess they technically get a pass
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Jul 27, 2014 18:27
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Just tell us what we did wrong with the soup already, Ramsay. Is it too hot? Too cold? You don't have to go on a raging diatribe with every little cooking mistake we make Just taste the soup!
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Doubtful Guest posted:Unfortunate mugshot shirt choice. This article is so poorly written. quote:he possessed extreme images and videos of people, himself and others having sex with various animals, including a man and a sheep.
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Angela Christine posted:Oh, so that's what they mean when they say stuff like "discretely packaged plain brown wrapper"? It's from an Onion article.
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Hirayuki posted:Wait: so the discovery of Mentos reacting with Diet Coke won its researchers the Nobel Prize? Quick googling suggests no. Perhaps that's not a reputable scientific journal?
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Somebody do the whole list so we don't get 3 pages of "what is this one".
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The page that comes from is somehow even stupider than the picture itself: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Ciel-Phantomhive-from-Kuroshitsuji
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That's the first time I had to scroll quickly past a picture of a chair for fear of getting in trouble at work.
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Picnic Princess posted:Post MY favourite funny picture, you other dicks can suck yourselves It's only funny based of a complete misunderstanding of what's going on. It isn't a mistake that the Weiss don't match your expectations!
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Captain Trips posted:PYF Pet Peeve: People who quote Frost to say they took the road less travelled. Are you serious, please reread the last stanza, I'm going to need to make sure you actually did the homework or you're staying after class.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What's the context for this? Ian Watkins, of Lostprophets, is a convicted child molester (and an extremely depraved one at that, he makes Aatrek look like a display of restraint). Ian Watkins, of Steps, is a normal guy who does not have sex with children. That picture has the wrong Ian Watkins in it, in fact it's even using the mugshot of the child abuser. If you're the non-predatory Ian Watkins, that's not cool.
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Brent Spiner continues to do everything in his power to make sure they can never do another TNG anything.
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Sir Juan posted:Aging? Aging very, very hard. The MSJ posted:You should really say what it's a spoiler for. Some people might not care about Avengers 2 spoilers and can safely read it. It's Game of Thrones theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Here's a hint: never say "this is my friend" or "my wife" or "my kid", just post the picture
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ArtIsResistance posted:i like how people post cat pictures and everyone makes puns but then someone posts a baby picture and people melt down makes you think The problem is the word "my", not that it's a baby
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Kanfy posted:While LAN parties do attract terrible people, your own mother most likely ogled at a lot of good-looking guys' asses in her time, and almost certainly still does.
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pitlo posted:I heard this was held in Vegas and she was an escort who came in and handed out a bunch of pamphlets. I heard her ghost STILL HAUNTS THE HALL TO THIS DAY! ~~~OOOOOooooooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOoOOOooOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoO~~~~~
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Desuwa posted:A sentence with an Oxford comma can be ambiguous where a sentence without one wouldn't be. "I'm inviting James, my teacher and my mother," isn't ambiguous (unless you really stretch for it) where "I'm inviting James, my teacher, and my mother," gives two completely valid interpretations.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I tried to run interference but no one backed me up. It would have gone better, but you're just not a man with that kind of power. 
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jidohanbaiki posted:Why the gently caress would you make your classroom procedures that difficult to interpret? Should be under five, extremely clear and defensible. That's not hard to interpret, and it's not really procedures, either.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Get locked in asylums for the criminally insane probably. Good.
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RFC2324 posted:Nice, testicles shown blatantly without a NWS tag. Your boss must really hate ice cream.
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Dracula Factory posted:Why do so many nerds feel the need to let everyone around them know how much they don't like kanye west? Yes, because non-nerds never call him a jackass, with the notable exception of everyone.
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Infyrno posted:I am still having a daily inner struggle about how much, if any, the whole "Stand Up (even if you handicappd)" thing from the concerts was a joke, half a joke, or completely over his head. Excuse me, no, we have determined that the only reason to find him to be weird is if you are a racist person, not that he's either a narcissistic psychopath or he's playing a very interesting narcissistic psychopath character.
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