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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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SylvainMustach posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Luke Magnotta. One of the grisliest killers in a long time, kills Chinese student, dismembers the corpse and sends out the limbs to various Canadian political parties. Guys like this, at least in the past, tend to escalate so it was amazing, and fortunate, that he was caught relatively soon after his first murder.
And posted a video of himself dismembering the poor dude and buttfucking what remained of the corpse.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Withdrawal Plans posted:

From "The Clothes Have No Emperor: A Chronicle of the American 80s" by Paul Slansky:

9/10/1986

Director John Landis reveals the hitherto-unguessed-at depths of his immaturity when, following the hostile testimony of a witness, he blocks her exit with his outstretched legs and makes her climb over him.

5/29/1987

(He is acquitted) "My wife and I are still in a daze," exults John Landis, two days later to USA Today. "I'm having lox and bagels by the pool."

6/25/1988

John Landis invites the jury that acquitted him of involuntary manslaughter to a private screening of his new Eddie Murphy film "Coming to America". He does not offer to fly them in by helicopter.
Huh. I guess the apple indeed doesn't fall far from the tree.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ernie Muppari posted:

im an american and i have no idea what that means
Are you a tween or just not paying attention?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Buh posted:

But I'm with you on the big portentous hint, particularly the bit where the young man manages to miss its not-even-slightly-cryptic meaning the next day.
Not really a stretch. Bowie J. Poag used to post here, and I remember him being thicker than poo poo.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Basebf555 posted:

I know the movie really pushed the theory that Allen had a friend who at the very least knew what he was doing and wrote the letters. Was that just thrown in there to explain why his DNA wouldn't have been on the envelopes or is there something in the real case that supports that idea?
Probably. Graysmith is either fundamentally dishonest or as big a kook as Jim Garrison.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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TotalLossBrain posted:

It's a horrible, 23-year old French independent movie. Sorry

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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RenegadeStyle1 posted:

One serial killer story that I always found fascinating. I can't remember who it was but I saw this on like a special or something. The guy was a serial killer, living at home, and his father found a locked box under his bed or something. He said he waited for his son to come home and he was going to confront him with the box, thinking it was like drugs or something. The guy came home, and knew immediately that it was some severed body part in the box and refused to open it. His father said that he just got really mad and took the box and left. When he came back the son apologized and I think admitted that it was drugs or something in the box and the father never thought anything about it until after his son was found and I think his son finally told him what was in that box. The father seemed so distraught over the fact that he could have found out early on what was really going on and it was so close but he never saw what was in the box.
It was Dahmer. He said it had gay porn in it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jack Gladney posted:

For further unnerving foreskin content, aren't discarded foreskins purchased in bulk by loreal or somebody for use in face cream?
A good number in the US are purchased by Stein and Leibowitz for making wallets. They cost a lot, but it's worth it because if you rub them they turn into messenger bags.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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pookel posted:

I'm pretty sure the "dry heat" bit is relevant only to discomfort. Wet heat might feel gross, but it's a lot less likely to kill you. Also, I have been in 115+ dry heat and dear lord, no, never again. There's a reason I moved to North Dakota.
The thing is that sweat doesn't evaporate as efficiently.

Also, I grew up in the desert and experienced my fair share of 120+° days.

Never again.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I would live in Sweden in a heartbeat. The problem is that I'm a 5'11" man so I would be confused for a child all the time.
That might not be a problem if you wear pants.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Droogie posted:

Fair enough. Everyone's praise and encouragement are really making me think I should try something out. I consider myself a painter without a second thought, but I've never shown and I've only ever sold or given things to friends, but I have the hangup about writing. I guess it's nothing I do regularly or practice, is why.
Then I recommend you practice, because you have a genuine talent for it. Polished up a little and written for a more general audience, The Worst Week is a real grabber. It could possibly do with a third act, but it's still really good.

And you could possibly make a few more bucks illustrating your own work.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Having lived my whole life in California, the best part of an earthquake is watching transplants freak out.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Your Gay Uncle posted:

Hang glidOtto Skorzeny was an SS officer who did some legit badass things during his career, like hang gliding through Appenine Mountains and rescuing Mussolini without firing a shot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gran_Sasso_raid
They used ten-man military gliders, not hang gliders. And it wasn't even really Skorzeny's operation.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Phanatic posted:

That argument doesn't claim that at all. It does claim that keeping an innocent man in prison until he dies is as undesirable as executing an innocent man. Does anyone disagree with that?
As I find few things less desirable than being dead, that's a big, fat yes.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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TotalLossBrain posted:

gently caress that guy. All the FBI had to do was not try to entrap Weaver, or give him the accurate court date, or not escalate things and shoot kids. What an rear end in a top hat.
It was the ATF, and calling that entrapment is a bit of a reach. Dude sold sawed-off shotguns to a guy he met at the Aryan Nations compound. And it's not like he just wandered in there because he ran out of gas just down the road--he had been around there quite a few times. Because he was a loving Nazi.

That whole thing didn't take place over a weekend. Weaver had about a year and a half to suck it up, turn himself in and eat a couple of years on a relatively-minor weapons charge. Mistakes were made, yeah, some people were too loving gung ho, but in the end Randy Weaver could have put a stop to it at any time. But he didn't.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Pondex posted:

They're not completely serious. It's mostly just nerdy exuberance.
Chaos Magick and being a huge dork go hand in hand.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Not being from CA, what does this mean?
It's not true of all of Orange County, but it does have more than its fair share of sheltered idiots whiter than a golf ball in a blizzard.

Solice Kirsk posted:

California is full of out of touch rich idiots.
They mostly cluster around the coast. OC, Santa Barbara, Marin, etc. The rest of the state is filled with shitkickers and methheads.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Besesoth posted:

After Dirty John, I feel like this thread could use another story of love and lies with a much happier ending.
I dunno, that ending certainly made me happy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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That drat Satyr posted:

Here, as promised - the post from IMGUR that for some reason doesn't work for some people. Hiding several pics behind spoiler tags for obvious NWS/NMS gore and dead bodies. Sorry to those with a delicate constitution that have already looked at this once. :smith:
What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Sorry for thinking that maybe a nude corpse might be a good place for a link or possibly a tag or two.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Pick posted:

So there really was a gay serial killer?
Are you serious with this question?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Basebf555 posted:

Basically, presenting them the way Hollywood did for decades until like 10 years ago. Serial killers who kill just because they're trans and obviously that means they ain't right in the head.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80208337

If only it was ten years ago.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Randaconda posted:

It's more complicated than that. By all accounts the first victim had completed his therapy and had apparently turned his life around. None of the other local working girls had ever had a problem with him.
It wouldn't be the first time a predator fooled the doctors. Also, maybe the local working girls who did have problems with him just weren't in any position to talk.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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eating only apples posted:

I like how they caught him - with a DNA sample from his uncle. Has anything like that happened in catching other high-profile killers?
Yep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grim_Sleeper

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Delivery McGee posted:

To be fair, said cop quit because he realized planting guns and taking bribes were bad, and he didn't want to be a part of it.

His euphemism for beating the poo poo out of a perp was pretty funny, though. I forget the wording, but it would fit right in with the word filter here, the police brutality equivalant of "rambunctious cuddling".
"subdued repeatedly"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Scathach posted:

.
E: also yeah my ex's best friend told us he had one nut and my immediate response was "holy poo poo can I see that dude?" Missing or extra nuts are just something you have to see, like a tail.
So did it look super weird or just lopsided?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I'll :toxx: it. I bet there won't be a large scale violent uprising in the US in the next 8 years. If there is I owe you one box of 5.56mm and a case of canned soup.
What kind of soup?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm not made out of soup!
No, you're made of poop.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I taught myself to read as a sperm and even then I was like "Magnums? You're fooling anyone, dad."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Was it that one guy? I always thought it was that one guy.
Everyone knows it was George Hodel, who was also the Black Dahlia murderer, the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run, D.B. Cooper and, for a brief period in the 1920s, The Tooth Fairy

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Inspector Gesicht posted:

Sadly the HBO adaptation is supposed to suck rear end
So it's a faithful adaptation, then?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kanine posted:

him going to jail depends entirely on the color of skin of the people he killed
I get the whole world-weary cynicism thing, but let's be realistic here.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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KozmoNaut posted:

Second-wave black metal, which is when the church-burnings and murders happened, is basically anti-everything. The entire ideology was/is to provoke the "normies" by being unbelievably outrageous and as evil as they possibly could. They wanted to shock and horrify people.

Back then, you could do it with satanism, but that is old hat these days, and only really riles up a tiny segment of bible nutters. So some bands decided to double down and really get a rise out of people, by adopting virulent racist and anti-semitic iconography and lyrics. Some of them honestly believe that poo poo (especially in the war metal subscene), but a lot of them are in it for the shock value.
So what you're saying is that my long-standing opinions on the overall worthlessness of the genre and a large portion of its fanbase are pretty much justified?

Cool. Thanks,.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I don't know much of anything about Abbath because I'm not a huge dork, but I don't hate him.

Also feel sorry for the nation in which that would be considered a treasure.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Randaconda posted:

It's weird, too, because within living memory people usually took care of their own. My grandmother remembers when people prepared their kin for burial.
Yes, well, some of us have lived for generations in places with indoor plumbing and zero chances of being killed by Pumpkinhead.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Sarcopenia posted:

He apparently also outed a rape and kidnap victim of a serial killer.
:stonk:

Jesus gently caress.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Azathoth posted:

The only "mysterious" part of the story is how she got up and in to the water tank, and that's pretty easily explained by the hotel covering it's rear end and saying that everything was secure when it absolutely was not.
It was not. I was pushed off a fire escape in that hotel the previous June. It's a poo poo neighborhood and all sorts of people were in and out of the place without so much as a glance from the anyone at the front desk.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Related to keeping yourself safe don't take self-defense classes but instead take up jogging.
Kinda weird advice there.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jedit posted:

Not really. One of the major points against me becoming a serial killer is the thought of having to chase people down.
Yeah well, "jogger attacked" isn't going to be the emptiest page of google search results you ever see.

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ubachung posted:

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that most of the world's problems are caused by testosterone.
An observation not without merit

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