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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Phil is a late 30s guy, Hugh is his 20-25ish girlfriend. Every public conversation consists of more xo's than words.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Cow guillotine, problem solved.

e:

Lap-Lem posted:

If a drug company found out celery juice lowered blood pressure, don't you think they would distill that poo poo down into pill form and patent it, then sell it to you for $3 a pill. Pretty sure most people would happily buy the pill instead of blending, then drinking down a glass of celery juice a day. Besides celery isn't exactly free, how much does that giant glass of celery juice cost a day? Looks like a whole stalk of celery in a glass. Plus the cost of labor it's going to be way over $3. My effort alone is worth more then $3.

Look, I have a garden in my yard where I grow vegetables, I understand how awesome it is to eat fresh, ripe foods. I like working outside, pulling weeds, and puttering around in nature and I think it's pretty rad. But, some people take this poo poo just way too far.

I seriously doubt that people sharing and making these images even do these things. But every jab at Big Pharma helps bring them down!

old bean factory has a new favorite as of 13:31 on May 8, 2014

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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strangemusic posted:

"Won't be the first time the Chinese build a railroad in North America"
:canada:

God drat :catstare:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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The same reason there are auto-ban thread tags here :v:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Memorial Day, time to re-post all of the straw men.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Teach posted:


And I would have probably ignored this second one, had it not been posted immediately after the first. The finest, purest slactivism, painted with the broadest brush possible.


I agree, Morlocks and other underground species really deserve to get more attention!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Ha Ha casual racism

I tickled the poop a little bit.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Aphtonites posted:


The world will never know :sigh:

Oooh I got that one the other day!




I'm really just pointing out the dumb pictures and less of the person sharing them. They're just so typical though.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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"What is it with Ricks?" -Harry S. Plinkett

Whenever he says 'I'm done, have a good life' or whatever, I can just imagine him seeing the little alert and he can't help himself spew up more bile (women spew 90% more bile, btw). Where would one look up US crime statistics like that, the FBI's site? I don't wanna check my own rear end like he did.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Irradiation posted:

Mercury in general, or mercury in dental amalgam? Because in amalgam it's fine.

Yeah trust the NUCLEAR guy! :tinfoil:
These chemtrails must be really powerful if they can reach over the Atlantic. I thought I just had a mild flu earlier, but I guess it's a global conspiracy now?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Dienes posted:



No. No one living today remembers containers.

It's all cloud based now, grampa :rolleyes:
But seriously, that's a joke right?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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"Scums go Buger King!" They do indeed, my r*cist friend...

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Coming from a socialist communist welfare-laden country; it isn't that much different here by the sounds of it. During my high school equivalent years, I saw so many people barely pass tests and still manage to move on. Kids are dumb all over the world.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I write like poo poo and I'm just as dumb. DEBUNKED!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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loving hell, what a deplorable human being. He must think blue is a... no, I'm not even going to try to make sense of his thought pattern.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Tracula posted:

Christ that's awful. I'm going to presume that red also thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, believes in chemtrails, etc?

Have you ever known someone to die during 9/11? Heh thought so, sheep. I want to punch myself for typing that.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I really hate it when people hand-wave everything away and boil their argument down to "offensive is offensive..." as if there is no difference between "idiot" and "friend of the family". Everything is black and white, there is no middle ground. Only people that aren't afraid to tell THE TRUTH and then the PC liberal leftist 20-year old somethings that are looking to pick a fight they have no stake in.


I'm going to go look at kittens for a while.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I'd be pretty frustrated too if I was dying. "Ah, nuts."

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Duh, the contest is showing how magnets work.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I need to temper all of my humors now and get a good leeching session in. Thanks, Internet.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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So why is everyone hot and bothered about impeaching him in these last couple of weeks? Besides being black. I'm not American and I honestly don't get it.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Bring back 'buffoon' and 'ignoramus'.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Hi, Sandy! I found you! XD

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Don't worry, I got it.

(Thor's Day means Thursday)

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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how can you make that sound trashier than Jerskey Shore?

keeping the typo in. Husky Jersies

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

Also they're profile picture will always be of their kid, always. But it's hilarious if they lose it. Looks like the baby us swearing and raging.

Jesus, I had to read that twice before realizing you didn't mean 'lose it [the baby]'

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Nurse, get the rude kit out.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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dump the ice water, lowtax

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Fellatio del Toro posted:

Why settle for Demo? Why not name the kid 30 Day Trial?

90's shareware game, you need to buy a license to get the kid past age 10.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I'm convinced. Every technological advancement since 1920 is a hoax. Maybe even the radio!

What the gently caress do people like this have to gain? I can sooort of understand the people humping the leg of 9/11 conspiracies because deep down they don't want to acknowledge that such a tragedy can take place. But loving HUBBLE?! Even if you do produce the literal thousands of pictures of earth and the solar system, they would still discard them as CGI. Also, GPS doesn't exist, nor did Einstein or Newton.

I am going by the notion that the particular person posting this isn't certified delusional.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Shame that Caro didn't have a lot of pictures with words over them to convince people that he was being targeted by the CIA. Instead he just posted walls of text here and got tortured+killed in Syria, RIP.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

No one on tumblr actually has any phobias or PTSD or any disorder whatsoever beyond being bored, white, pre-teens and teenagers.

That's it, :thejoke:

I'm going to judge the entirety of Tumblr from the DashCon fiasco/success. I developed PTSD from watching teenage girls with cat ears meowing in a tiny ball pit that someone pissed in.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Moneyface is the new, hip god. Flying around puking money.

I posted it but no one has regurgitated it back up. I seem to lack middle-aged women on my friends list.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I had no idea what the hell the ice bucket challenge was about because everything was being shared from Buzzfeed and no one was actually talking about ALS. Just thought it was some dumb meme.

The important part is taking 30 seconds to talk about ALS and link donation sites in the video. Celebs that can afford to both donate a good amount and pour water on themselves is just funny to watch and I can't understand grumpy people complaining about it. Yeah it's annoying to get your Facebook feed or whatever flooded with videos, but come on, It'll pass and a big amount of money have been donated for a good cause.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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Uhhhh has everyone forgotten about Ebola already?! I, myself, always have RSS feeds that tell me how much of a piece of poo poo I am for not donating everything I own to brown people. God bless.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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RareAcumen posted:

Anytime someone complains about :airquote:wasting water:airquote: doing the ALS challenge tell them to think of it as a shower. A less water-intensive shower even.

This popped up earlier


and I'm just waiting for their reply. If any.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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TrekBek posted:

But that's literally the reason the ice bucket challenge is a thing. Because ALS is an orphan disease that affects only a few people, so little money goes into research and few people are studying it. I see TV commercials about charities focused on bringing potable water to those in need; you don't see those for ALS.

Some people are difficult to argue with and I didn't bother. Here's the single response, I'm Anna

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

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I just thought it was cute. Thanks, Flaskraven, I liked your post :)

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Nov 18, 2006

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a UK friend of mine shared a giant post about Joe Arpaio and how he's invested and taken over animals shelters and have inmates care for them. She's from the UK so I don't think she understands just now lovely he treats his inmates in general. It's like 4 screens long, so I made an album for them instead.

http://imgur.com/a/ac8nm

I wrote a reply basically saying that owning a slave camp and denying people basic human rights in a loving county jail, doesn't really out-weigh that he like animals. gently caress that guy with his stupid tank.

e: it was shared with that crappy formatting.

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