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Bread Set Jettison posted:I'm still triggered by the fact someone called a squid a fish Uh my inkling identifies as a fishkin don't loving shame.
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I could never remember what the name of that speaker special was, but I just now got the joke that it is 'killer wail'. 
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Jun 2, 2015 00:42
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The maps are chokepoint, skatepark, one where people gently caress off and don't help, other one where people don't help, etc.
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Jun 2, 2015 19:19
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Every splatzone match I've had so far has been one hundred percent decided by one team being retarded and trying to do the spawn jump into a zone where every single enemy is guaranteed to be over and over and getting lit the gently caress up. I guess people don't realize the enemy can see where you land.
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Jun 2, 2015 22:55
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Cell phone quality because I"m not going to gently caress around with bad share options.
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Jun 4, 2015 20:24
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The best part about painting the enemy base is that when you kill one of them they'll basically respawn with a full special meter. Use this to lure them into a false sense of security.
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Jun 8, 2015 15:27
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It is disgusting how fast a brush can get to the center of the map and cover literally everything.
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Jun 8, 2015 23:33
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Jun 9, 2015 01:37
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Teams are dumb real men sell their ink to the highest bidder.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:29
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Actually that sounds wrong let me retract.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:29
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Bass Bottles posted:What IS a kelp dome tho Marie said she wants to go there and plant french fries???
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Jun 11, 2015 04:25
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Raserys posted:Tell me more how out of touch with reality the clothing options are, fedora-wearing man. He lives on a floating desert prison colony what do you want him to know about fashion
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Jun 11, 2015 15:18
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Fix posted:Islands don't float. They're floating on magma.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:49
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Vorpal Cat posted:I think the hose revolver is the probably the best weapon design in the game. 6 splats... more than enough to kill anything that moves.
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Jun 16, 2015 13:36
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Killer Wail increases in use as the map decreases in quality. For example you can find many opportunities for it on noted worst map in the game Arowana Mall
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Jun 16, 2015 14:58
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They held the event on American National Go Outside Day? That's some hosed up poo poo Japan.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:16
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D'ya like dags?
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Jul 6, 2015 17:15
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Maple Leaf posted:Can teammates "hear" my taunts postmortem? When I'm splatted, I spam one of my taunts as much as possible to let my team know that I've bitten it, which would be really helpful in a firefight, or if I'm trying to be sneaky with a buddy and someone gets me from behind. I don't know if they can even hear me, much less understand what I'm trying to say. Your teammates cannot hear anything. They are deaf, dumb, and blind. They have no minimap because they have no gamepad. They are playing on an N-Gage, somehow. At least one of them will truly, verily believe himself to be a part of team Bad Guys and tank you just for the fun of it.
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Jul 8, 2015 13:24
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You guys don't have to go through all these boasts and justifications you can just admit you're picking sides based on one squid sister clearly being better than the other.
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Jul 10, 2015 17:37
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While you sleep you can dream about anything though. You could even dream about eating!
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Jul 14, 2015 23:35
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Aw yeah, first match 2 octobrushes against 4 aerosprays. As in only 2 octobrushes and didn't put in 4 people for some reason?
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Jul 18, 2015 05:05
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Octobrush is pretty legit guys. Kraken is a way better 'oh gently caress poo poo I way overextended' panic button than inkbrush has.
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Jul 18, 2015 05:22
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Oh whoa the next Japan splatfest is actually sponsored? Sweet I can hold out for like Big Macs vs. McRibs or something then.
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Jul 18, 2015 07:32
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To properly simulate their favorite experience all Roller Coaster teams will have a 3 hour wait in line for 3 minutes of playtime.
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Jul 18, 2015 07:43
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Feels good to be royalty 
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Jul 19, 2015 04:04
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Internet Kraken posted:
The expected result for Skalop brand gear?
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Jul 19, 2015 20:43
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Suspicious Dish posted:What's a good weapon for Tower Control? I haven't found one I'm happy with yet. Have you heard the good word of blasters?
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Jul 20, 2015 06:13
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Just played a match with a charger user named only "$". He very diligently painted every inch of kelp dome ever so slowly with his stupid loving sniper rifle and ended like 0-6. Probably would've won had it not been loving tower control.
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Jul 23, 2015 23:11
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:IS GOOD! My time investment in stacking Ink Saver Mains is about to payoff.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:21
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I will be accepting applications to my Ranked Squid Squad. Please submit a resume with at LEAST the following information: Average K/D/A Typical loadout and role At least five (5) references from past gaming clans Callie or Marie preference
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Jul 27, 2015 18:18
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Azzents posted:If liking Callie is cause for a decline then that isn't the kind of fresh world I want to be in. I have bad news for you.
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Jul 27, 2015 18:34
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Dogs are so popular they have now been in two Splatfests
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Jul 31, 2015 19:21
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Prediction: Marshmallows will win the popular vote because a million little kids will vote for sugar, and then lose the fights because their team will be comprised of little kids.
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Jul 31, 2015 19:34
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It's time to become the Hot Dog King (Although Queen in this case because the boy squids are dumb and have dumb hair)
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Jul 31, 2015 19:52
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The South Pole is where one of the greatest movies of all time takes place. You're dog now! You're a tentacled spider-legged alien monster Thing now!
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Aug 1, 2015 18:34
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The minigun will be out for the Splatfest right? A weapon that fits killing tiny babies that like marshmallows.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:49
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Breaking News: Deadly Nintendo fan prefers hot dogs.
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Aug 3, 2015 21:06
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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:Another gear teaser: Socks with sandals and a dumb loving patterned shirt. Finally I can cosplay my kid as Squid Dad.
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Aug 4, 2015 13:58
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There are Splash Mob Brand (5x chance Ink Saver Main) shoes now that have the main ability of Ink Resist  Strapping Reds 1 star so prepare to shell out some shells for slots
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First match I played set me to level 24 I guess? To pro for the inbetween levels.
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