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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

baw posted:

ah i see it's been mentioned on the last page. what's a good reagan book to tide me over until the perlstein one?

Lou Cannon's biography is okay, if a little too deliberately evenhanded.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Also where Mormon women are allowed to occupy positions of power.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

paragon1 posted:

How do you guys feel about boiled peanuts?

Hot nuts are good. Get 'em from the peanut man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHDkvNdEvQ

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
I have my dad's old Billy Beer shirt I used to wear all the time when I was little, unfortunately it's too worn now.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ReindeerF posted:

I have never heard a Pitbull song that I'm aware of

You have, you just don't know it. His whole thing is to take popular songs and rap a couple lines over them. It's fairly clever how successful he is vs how little effort he puts into it.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

MickeyFinn posted:

He is also the most famous Mexican of the last ~10 years.

Pretty sure dude's Cuban.



R. Mute posted:

what's huntsman doing these days? i thought he was the only one that didn't have a major scandal attached to his name last time, right? just, y'know, the fact that literally nobody cared about him.

He joined the Brookings Institution then got put in charge of the Atlantic Council, so it doesn't seem likely that he's planning on a second midlife crisis presidential candidacy. At least not as a Republican. There's always a revived Americans Elect.:v:

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jul 7, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
King of the Hill gets Texas pretty well but Squidbillies is the superior southern culture parody cartoon.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Haha I posted that clip a while back in the pic thread. It truly is peak internet.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
It's just the producers who are up for the Emmy (haha Scott Aukerman getting an Emmy)

Sucks, because Obama would've been halfway on his way to being the first president to get an EGOT.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Avshalom posted:

Haha no, not really, I'm graduating with a graphic design degree and I've just done a five-month internship at an illustration studio so I sort of know where to start. I'm mostly just looking for the safest option at this point because I'm a timid and unadventurous person.

Not sure if it works the same way in Australia but if you're dead set on getting a masters in a business field the smart play is to go ahead and find a job now and finagle your way into getting them to pay for the masters.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Avshalom posted:

I'm not sure, but I don't think the aioli is vegan either. I'm a meat fan though, I just really like this particular vegetarian pizza. I hope you've all enjoyed reading about my food.


Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Chantilly Say posted:

*don't post dessert pizzas here, I just ate (not pizza)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

zoux posted:

Just feel lucky y'all weren't in college during the swing craze of the turn of the millennium.

The gently caress backwoods rock did you live under. Swing revival was sooooo 1997.


e: also I feel sorry for you dorks who had to endure Christian ska. At least in the early 90s if you wanted Jebus in your music you had Mortification:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQZGJTgmq0

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

razorrozar posted:

I think there's a Christian concept called Mortification, though.

It works on both levels y'see.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Pope Guilty posted:

Mortification were pretty great. The rare Christian band that could survive outside the Jesus music ecosystem.

Yeah they were one of the few legit ones. Tourniquet had their moments too. The first couple Living Sacrifice albums weren't terrible either.

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 14, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ReidRansom posted:

Isn't/wasn't Creed basically a christian band? I'm not saying they were good by any stretch, but they certainly did well outside the confines of the jesusrock ecosystem.

Their marketing department was pretty clever. They never let themselves get put into the Christian rock ghetto but they did tacitly market themselves as being safe for Christians to listen to similar to Trouble back in the 80s.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ReindeerF posted:

They're hilarious in how anal they all are. The one Joe posted about the grapes is great. "I do not condone putting salad bar items into the Jazz Salad..."

It's basically Milton from Office Space. That's who is running the CIA.

Think about the kind of people who manage to get past the background checks. It's all hyper-anal type a Mormons.


Dirt posted:

Funny thing about Upper Michigan: It's a solid red voting block, just about everyone is a Republican, with one Rep for the whole area(and he is insufferable). But guess who the biggest employer in the whole area is:

the state of Michigan


I find that oddly hilarious for some reason.

That's the case with pretty much every rural area, government services are the largest employer by far.


e: Anyone seen these popping up lately? I guess it's the new hotness in publicly announcing you have tiny genitalia:

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jul 15, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

I can't wait to see what they'll do with the 2016 primary debates.

There is a non-zero chance that Newt Gingrich will moderate one.

Lord willing from his moon base.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Great new username.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Krispy Kremes are only good when the spring school fundraiser comes around and you get a leftover box from what wasn't sold.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
If Krispy Kreme has that effect, I shudder to think what kind of havoc a Cookout opening would wreak.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Discendo Vox posted:

"all of you", "the four of you", or some other specifier. That said, yes, the y'all is a great and valuable addition to the English language, the only good cultural artifact to ever come out of the South.

That's what all y'all is for.

As in gently caress y'all I'm going to the titty bar vs gently caress all y'all I'm going to the titty bar.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Discendo Vox posted:

No, "all y'all" is just redundant. It doesn't have a distinct grammatic meaning.

Sure it does. Just because you don't understand the distinction isn't my problem.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Discendo Vox posted:

The use implying a distinction, inasmuchas "y'all" is singular, is used only in the minority, divides rather than unites interpretation, impedes clarity of sinugular meaning, and is a classic example of the sort of Southern cultural barbarism and general inhumanity that made Sherman's march to the sea entirely justified.

You should probably lay off the drugs for a while.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
This is why I just stick to good ol' pcp and sniffing glue.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

XyloJW posted:

You know how there are good beers, made lovingly and individually bottled with a unique flavor but they cost a lot, and then there are cheap mass produced beers that taste like piss but are good for getting drunk? PBR is the best of the cheap mass produced beers.

Yuengling's normally the same price as Bud/Coors/PBR/whatever and actually tastes like beer. But I guess that's an east coast only thing.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Chantilly Say posted:

I've never had Yuengling but people keep talking about it so now I want to. Same with Shiner Bock.

I'm drinking a PBR right now.

It's thoroughly mediocre, which is perfectly fine if you're outside doing stuff and drinking all day.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Dirt posted:

Ok I get it, Bro-Country is basically the country they play on the radio.

Nashville's been a hopeless cesspool longer than most of us have been alive.


Besides, real rural white kids listen to rap and metal.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Popular Thug Drink posted:

Bro-country is the same thing, except for regressive young southern men who grew up listening to 90's era gangster rap and Garth Brooks at the same time.


From a production standpoint it's basically a continuation of 80s buttrock. It's not a coincidence a lot of hair metal acts from back then have gotten second careers as country performers- Bon Jovi, Tom Keifer, Vince Neil, Ron Keel, etc.



Dirt posted:

What about all the popular bluegrass bands now?

quote:

They are more like a Bluegrass band sorta mixed with a hippie jamband kinda thing.


That's pretty much it. After I guess Phish or whoever quit touring for a while a lot of those people latched on to bluegrass, and there's a lot of festivals like Merlefest which take place near hippie-filled college towns.

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jul 20, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Popular Thug Drink posted:

Yes. What most people think of as country music is just processed pop poo poo with a southern accent and a fiddle in the background - that's where Nashville's been headed for decades.

That's always been how Music Row worked. They started by incorporating cheesy string sections in the early rock 'n roll era to lure in listeners who preferred crooners and pop standards, and were turned off by rockabilly and race music. Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, etc. got big by putting on arena rock shows right when that sort of thing was in decline elsewhere. Nowadays it's four on the floor electronic beats, heavier multitracked guitars, and the occasional rap verse. Throw a twang on top of it with the Markov chain lyric generator and you got a hit.

I'm sure in a few more years they'll start using dubstep drops and metalcore breakdowns.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

That's the exact formula that The KLF guaranteed would give you a #1 hit in The Manual back in 1988.

And they would know, being Justified and Ancient and all.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ReindeerF posted:

Alabama was required to have a Workin' Class Workin' Man's song on every album. They were also required to have at least one New Deal song, which is reflective of the fact that they came up as Southern Democrats (something you don't hear a lot of in country today!). The lyrics to Song of the South would have teabaggers steamrolling Alabama CDs (can you even buy CDs anymore?) across Red America.

There would be mock executions in stadium parking lots if they tried to release that poo poo today - and they were a huge mainstream pop country act, heh.

Yeah the only other big time band that mined similar territory was pre-crash Skynyrd, and it'd be career suicide if they wrote something like Things Goin' On today.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

R. Mute posted:

also i was just listening to marc maron's podcast with stewart lee (yeah man) and they were talking about dead bill hicks and how he'd hate what he became after death. so i decided to google imagine search him and it's white text over a black and white picture paradise. also there seems to be a group of people who seem to think bill hicks looks like alex jones? i'm going to assume this is mainly alex jones himself. if not, it further proves that faceblindness is far more common than anyone suspected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8kgZ9AAXhU

And there's that.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Rand's top is a merkin some jokester told him was a toupee, not expecting he'd fall for it.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
I wasn't really joking, I'm pretty sure he's sporting a merkin.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxc8ZY0plM4

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

zoux posted:

I see all these pictures and videos online of awful Christian "preachers" showing up on campuses to berate students with hellfire and brimstone stuff, why does this happen so often? Is there a specific ministry devoted to it?

A lot of them are basically drifters like Gary Birdsong.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

zoux posted:

You guys think American exceptionalism is irritating, try on Texan exceptionalism for a second. I don't know if people who live in Delaware are like "Delaware is a unique and the best state ever and should lead the nation in everything because we know how to do stuff right" but that's what it's like in Texas. With Texas not Delaware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEwJdhfddk

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Totalitarian Vagina - Thrash Metal band name?

Sounds more pornogrind to me

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
It's no wigger slam but it's alright in small doses.

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