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Shaggar posted:its ok if my posts aren't used to say things. that's fine. no one expects them to do that.
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literally laughing out loud at the posters itt who own an xbone
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Stymie posted:here is a quick and easy 2 step process to never ever get a virus: who the gently caress would do either of those
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angry_keebler posted:bleem! bro. you just took me the gently caress back
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Jun 23, 2015 07:15
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Cocoa Crispies posted:rub a dub dub 
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Jul 2, 2015 07:54
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that building has to be worth more than a million
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Jul 3, 2015 08:32
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at least gen x can't be all fygm because they don't, in fact, have theirs
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goldeneye was loving great for its time perfect dark was terrible and unplayable and i have no idea how anyone liked it
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ms sql is the worst dbms and it's astounding that ms actually charges money for it
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jony neuemonic posted:not in a world where mysql exists. I don't really consider MySQL a dbms but good point max4me posted:So what is a good DB program then? PostgreSQL
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uncurable mlady posted:although isn't all of the MS BI stuff actually sybase or some other company that didn't suck ms sql itself is sybase
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:pl/sql is an abomination. oracle tried to turn sql into an imperative language for scripting. they really shouldn't have tried. pl/sql is powerful in that it enables you to accomplish lots of things, even though it sucks. but most database people, and most people who like imperative scripting languages, have no idea that it's possible to distinguish between "powerful" and "good"
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that is a reasonable way to do things in an environment where you need to strictly control any modifications to the database. i.e., you (the java dev) don't make any, you call stored procedures, they make any changes necessary
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the main reason most developers hate stored procedures is that the dba won't grant them the necessary permissions for the cowboy coding they want to do in the database
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Mar 9, 2016 04:51
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lmao yep sounds about right
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Citizen Tayne posted:I had to set a root cause analysis meeting where I pointed out that the problem (which resulted in losing billing for certain periods) was related to the original PL/SQL code and that there was no point in writing Java workarounds when the originating code could be fixed relatively easily. That's really frustrating when you're talking to people who already know what they want and aren't interested in your solution. as long as you didn't succumb to "ok ok fine how about this, i'll fix it in the database, and create a view for you guys that keeps doing it in the old broken way, so you don't have to do your jobs at all"
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Mar 9, 2016 05:05
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lol even shaggar has to admit the windows store is bad
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Apr 8, 2016 19:09
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zen death robot posted:MY WIFE HURRRRRR
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Apr 8, 2016 22:28
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wash em down with a nuka cola
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Apr 9, 2016 03:04
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the macbook pro is the standard computer for people who matter
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Apr 12, 2016 00:55
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Cocoa Crispies posted:pretty hard because people with surfaces generally don't have any scratch 
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Apr 12, 2016 01:45
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Let me rephrase my question mac book pro
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Shaggar posted:if you don't have Mac OS X dock on bottom you are hosed up in the head.
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Apr 20, 2016 19:10
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AWWNAW posted:acutely autistic not how autism works
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Apr 21, 2016 19:42
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graph posted:gpf is old guard and allowed his opinions you, however...
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May 26, 2016 01:25
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When Satya first proposed the idea of acquiring LinkedIn, he said it was absolutely essential that we had alignment on two things: Purpose and structure. On the former, it didn’t take long before the two of us realized we had virtually identical mission statements. For LinkedIn, it was to connect the world’s professionals to make them more productive and successful, and for Microsoft it was to empower every individual and organization in the world to achieve more. Essentially, we’re both trying to do the same thing but coming at it from two different places: For LinkedIn, it’s the professional network, and for Microsoft, the professional cloud.
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Jun 13, 2016 20:17
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has someone made a web quiz where people try to guess the company based on its mission statement? i bet the results would be worse than random chance
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Jun 14, 2016 03:24
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C.H.O.M.E posted:lomarf @ working for the other team: lol guys this poster is named CHOME and he said LOMARF omg i'm losing it here
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Jun 14, 2016 06:22
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Mr Dog posted:i have a ps4 and it is quite good mostly on account of having bloodborne which btw is awesome if you like bloodborne i suggest you try dark souls 3 on your ps4, you will find it extremely needs-suiting
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Jun 19, 2016 04:42
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windows sucks
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Aug 2, 2016 02:25
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you shouldn't be doing that then, it doesn't match wait what company are we talking about again? apple right?
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Aug 2, 2016 05:12
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and you're apparently also too dumb, since you can't explain it to him yet you keep shaggaring
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Aug 2, 2016 05:41
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thanks for the useful and informative post, too bad you had to be a shithead for 2 pages first
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Aug 2, 2016 05:44
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Smythe posted:cry more about computer trolls in the computer troll forum. loving idiot. rofl piss off
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Aug 2, 2016 22:20
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windows is garbage, what else is new
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Sep 2, 2016 00:26
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Shaggar posted:nothing is written in Silverlight
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Stymie posted:the worst part is he apparently has a diagnosis of being a savant which is basically a license to be the biggest know-it-all in creation dsyp
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