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"Eating Cheetos with chopsticks" is this generations "eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork" joke. We just need, say, Amy Poheler to do it on-camera to make it official.
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Jul 11, 2014 12:25
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Morpheus posted:I don't know what's wrong with using chopsticks. I don't like dirty fingers and don't you loving tell me napkins are sufficient. Are you trying to shovel entire handfulls into your mouth or what?
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Don't let George Costanza see this. He would eat Doritos with chopsticks to look fancy in front of coworkers. This thread is made for him.
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It looks like it just leads up into a skylight.
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Jul 12, 2014 13:06
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Mr. Beefhead posted:I suppose ideally you could split your ice cream up into separate, single serving sized containers as soon as you get it home, while it's still soft from the trip from the store. Life Hack: When you do, take a picture of it and type your procedure on it in impact font so it can be recycled for the Really Stupid Life Hacks thread!
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Jul 16, 2014 07:11
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FuhrerHat posted:Mosquito bites got you down? Just eat a bag of Oreos off the floor like a animal you loving piece of poo poo. You'll ingest natural antihistamines and detoxifiers from the environment around you!
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Just let the poo poo sit out for a couple minutes. ~This message brought to you by Common Knowledge For The Last 100 Years~
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Minarch posted:Save on toilet paper and cut bathroom time by 85% by making GBS threads only once a week! poo poo while submerged in the hot tub and let the water turbulence do the rear end cleaning for you! e: Even better, use the hot tub or public pool water jets directly as an natural bidet! Pneub has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Quiet Feet posted:Lifehack: You can cut off both of your hands at once by holding a hatchet in each hand and swinging them at each other at the same time in a crazy zig-zaggy way. I only had a pocket knife and a box cutter on-hand, but I think you're onto something here! 
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Jul 30, 2014 04:03
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Coffee And Pie posted:Lifehack: if you lose fingat, go to hospital and post mote later The pocket knife was barely heavy enough to break the skin with a chopping motion with my wrists at that angle, and forget about the box cutter. I'm gonna have to buy another hatchet, I'll keep you posted.
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe! Anal Boozehack (wicked band name): Is the start of the workday too early to get your drink on? Shove a ziplock bag full of alcohol into your pre-loosened rear end in a top hat, and just clench for a mid-day pick-me-up!
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Jul 31, 2014 09:50
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Lifehack: Don't temporary tattoo the inside of your nostril with a Sharpie.
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Jul 31, 2014 11:20
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LifeHack: They sell hard-boiled eggs at the grocery store. Also: Life Hack: Steel Reserve only costs like a dollar a can. Impress your college dorm-mates by drinking like a real man.
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Karma Monkey posted:This does not seem like a good idea... It is a simple but remember safety's number one priority: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7vT8kdpfNI
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Aug 2, 2014 19:27
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Lifehack: Don't want bread with HFCS in it? Buy a brand of bread that doesn't have HFCS in it!
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Aug 3, 2014 00:27
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Lifehack: Some stores have a wider selection of bread to choose from than the liquor store people are apparently doing their grocery shopping at.
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LawfulWaffle posted:Lifehack: Instead of looking for a job that you find fulfilling, continue half-assing the job you hate until you and your loved ones are consumed in a black miasma of your self-loathing. Long-term Lifehack: Miserable people live longer, so out-live the rest of your family on the brink of suicide for the next 100 years, and hope to weasel your way into a few wills along the way! Cheerful millionaire charity organizers are the most likely to
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Pomp posted:I've never actually had Nutella, is it the faintly hazelnut flavored chocolate spread it looks like? Yes. It's the internet's new mundane thing to jerk off over after bacon got too played out.
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Croccers posted:Yeah, maybe for you scrub Americans. It's been around in the U.S. for like 30 years.
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The_White_Crane posted:To be fair that isn't actually stupid; I do it myself sometimes if I've just bought a book. 
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Aug 23, 2014 15:02
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Stalin McHitler posted:How do you make sure your chopsticks don't have germs on them? Remember to boil them in your rice cooker first.
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What do you think this is?
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Lifehack# Some places have Fruitopia
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LoonShia posted:That looks like a woolen still suit. Basically, except you have to wring out the sweat manually if you need a drink. e: Sorry, sweat and piss. Pneub has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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I think this pitcher might've been staged for comedic effect.
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Sep 18, 2014 11:36
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ninjahedgehog posted:EDIT: content for new page: Want to reheat leftover pizza, but also want to have a really annoying appliance to clean? Pizza waffles! You gotta give him credit for turning "Fold it and put it on a waffle iron." into 9 steps.
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Sep 19, 2014 11:41
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Who What Now posted:DID YOU KNOW a good quality pizza cutter is only like $5 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer? A lovely, kinda dull pizza cutter is only like $1 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer.
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 63 pages in, still the dumbest loving thing in the thread.
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Sep 21, 2014 12:00
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cobalt impurity posted:Lifehack: distill rainwater in your own kitchen! It's the only way to avoid incredibly rare diseases, as well as the government controlling you with chlorine and flouride! And drink chemtrail run-off?! No thanks.
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The Door Frame posted:I usually hold up the line because I put everything (except meat, veggie is a cheaper burrito with free guacamole! Better lifehack than a grilled cheese double cheese burger from a super greasy fast food place A veggie burrito? Yes.
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) possible on my burrito and they can't roll it without a second tortilla. Is this a lovely thing to order?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:How are these toxins getting into our butts? Makes u think... If you'd just keep up with your weekly butt-candling regimen none of this would be a problem.
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A Moose posted:Lifehack, skip every post that has the word "faucet" in it! This is literally the dumbest most boring derail ever. But how will I, a loving adult, ever learn how to wash dishes with a tap that works slightly different than the one I currently own?!
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Oct 10, 2014 09:25
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Tiggum posted:I slice the kernels off the cob and eat them with a fork. You eat pizza with a knife and fork, don't you?
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Oct 12, 2014 07:20
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3 posted:Specifically in the case of methanol poisoning (antifreeze, denatured alcohol), which your liver metabolizes into formaldehyde. Lifehack# If you think you might be about to die, chug antifreeze to save your undertaker a step and make his job easier!
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All you have to do is drink a gallon of water with one drop of bleach in it to clean your system out. It's true, I heard it from a perpetually stoned 16-year-old.
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So was that supposed to have something to do with lifehacks, or did a mod make him repost his rant in random threads until he got sympathy?
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Oct 30, 2014 11:16
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CJacobs posted:What did you have to fit the car into for you to have to heat it up like that? Parking a Buick Electra in a japanese garage.
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Angela Christine posted:That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. ...you use your dildo pot for cooking, don't you?
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