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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

DrBouvenstein posted:

Where do you live that Fruitopia still exists there?

Canada?

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Animated Nerd posted:

Where do you peolpe live that is cold enought to need that but not have the film you shrink to the window with a hair dryer? http://tinyurl.com/n33e96x I soldierd through many an arctic night with that, just keep the cat away. The only time you rig up some bubble wrap thing is to block out the summer sun with thermal bubble wrap OR to cool your beer by putting it against the kitchen window and cover it with a flap. Just don't forget it overnight.
:canada:


Life Hack! Don't let your beer feeze!

Life Hack! Don't drink lovely lovely beer!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Hirayuki posted:

What isn't?

My sex life

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I just dump my onions on the floor and eat them like a animal.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I'd get six, and play condiment russian roulette. 5 are condiments you put on a hotdog, 1 is something disgusting liek 1million scoville hotsauce, or siracha.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

It figures that JeffK would find siracha disgusting

If you relish the thought of dual-wielding condiment guns at your next barbeque, you can buy the mustard gun at ThinkGeek.

Who the hell is Jeffk?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Hirayuki posted:

Using scissors to cut pizza for serving is traditional in Rome. Buncha crazy assholes who don't know from pizza, am I right?

Pizza is from Naples :smug:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Not all cancer patients have chemo or are in that state.

I made a point of being active when going through treatment.

As someone who has been through that, that is a actually a good tip that is worthwhile.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Waci posted:

Someone lazy landlord could also have built an extra room outside your apartment and hired a midget to poo poo in the pipe mere centimetres away from your kitchen wall. I know it's your life and all but, why take the risk of drinking poop? Just buy Evian like a good American.

See, that's the first I look for in an apartment. Buildings that have a strict no midget making GBS threads in the pipes policy. However, I do accept normal sized clowns making GBS threads in the water. Makes you stronger.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Knot according to my Sherlock fanfictions~~~

FTFY

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
lifehack: Tired of getting stomach illness all the time from the gazelle? Strike these two rare rocks together to produce sparks, then track down specific types of wood, use skills that you don't know enough about, and create a fire!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

All of these.

bunnyofdoom has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Oct 1, 2014

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Actual goony life hack I learned about.

If you are camping, you can use doritoes for kindling for a fire!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Shwqa posted:

How do I drink a whole lime?

With rum

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Guys, fyi, it's a fakepost for a mod challenge in nuGBS.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
We have this in the Byward Market and it works fine in Ottawa.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Have an unshaven SO and preform oral!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Become a vampire, never need to worry about cooking with garlic again

#afterlife hack

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

SaltLick posted:

I had no idea goons would get so upset over flavored water.

Oh you sweet summer child what you know about goons?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Lifehack! Be too poor to afford a car! Never need to defog or scrape your windows! WALLA!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

"Never had credit" is derail fodder second only to "lets talk about circumcision"

Rabbis use one neat trick goons hate! Walla!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Such and alcoholic you keep spilling beer?

Use a cd! Look like an idiot and still spill it becuase a cd is rounded, and it depends on you knocking the bottle over in a specific way.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Look at all these fools. The best pets are clearly bunnies. Sheesh.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Picnic Princess posted:

In the side panel:

"Is Kim Kardashians vagina an inspiration to you?"

I hate this world.

To be fair, it is. It inspires me to hate the Kardashian even more.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

South Station in Boston has basically perfect automatic faucets in the bathrooms but you don't wanna take the T there every time you gotta wash your hands.

It's also got automatic toilets, soap dispensers, and Dyson Airblade hand dryers. You literally don't have to touch anything but your own self.

Yeah but doing that in a public bathroom tends to get you arrested.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Make your coworkers think you are a bloody loon!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Lifehack: Live in Canada then eat all the lovely British chocolate you want.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Baracula posted:

mmmm love that bitterness. want to taste that homeless man's anus flavour.


Wait I can get that flavour without paying $50 to squirrely joe?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

I remember them being cracking good fun. Because careful of getting stung though.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

KillerEggplant posted:

It wasn't dead. It was just taking a nap.

twas pining for the fjords

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Real men don't wear pants when visiting the in-laws.


That's right Linda! This where your grandkids came from!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

taqueso posted:

LPT: Only buy gas in Oregon, then you won't have to pump it yourself.

Or New Jersey

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

1redflag posted:

Alternatively, pay some homeless guy five bucks to buy you and your friends booze and cigarettes. #hobohacks

How I bought porn when I waz 14

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
In the rare case poo poo gets baked on my cast iron skillet (From my grandmother of course), I use steel wool, then reseason it immediately.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
That trick only works in British Columbia

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

DemeaninDemon posted:

Do heroin, get paid to travel around the world drinking, eating, and complaining.

....Not seeing a downside here. In fact, this bolsters the argument. Chop garlic his way, have a loving awesome life.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Lol if you scrubs don'y have Enrqiue hunt down wild game for you and cook it on an open flame naked.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Yup. Older eggs are much better for hardboiled eggs because the membrane holding the shell to the white has degraded and as such much easier to peel.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Real protip: Stick to hard liquor instead.

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Hey guys how's star citizen going?

But in other life hack poo poo, I am phone posting so I can't post, but anyone else having those tasty.com videos popping up on your fb feeds? Like making cheeseburger muffins?

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