PYF Stupid Lifehacks: Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.

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blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

FutonForensic posted:

Reminds me of the Grapefruit Technique.

Edit: Oh my God.

Oh god, imagine trying to go to bed after a night of drinking with these goddamn stairs in your way

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 21:46

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:38

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

There are so many lifehacks that involve bread tags that tape would be better suited for without making you look like some kind of hoarder weirdo

"no no, I'm saving these bread tags to repair my flip flops, sort my electronics cables, keep my crayons from rolling away, and to label my spice garden, they're not trash."

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 00:01

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Karma Monkey posted:

Lifehack: Too many friends? Cull the herd by being an rear end when they borrow something.

I almost did this once, but I didn't have an iPhone, so I stopped

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 01:34

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Karma Monkey posted:

Don't forget the chopsticks!

How do you make sure your chopsticks don't have germs on them? :ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 04:34

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tonberrytoby posted:

Here is a classic life hack that makes shaving much cheaper:
http://youtu.be/O7HcSsKSPw8

Save money on shaving by using a prison shank.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 13:54

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There's a few things you can cook in a waffle iron, but not all that many. Cornbread is pretty delicious as a waffle

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 17:52

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DemeaninDemon posted:

Woah gonna do this next time I make chili.

Or get some honey butter as 'syrup.'

You'll thank me. Waffle cornbread is seriously excellent, and serving it with chili does, in fact, make it even better

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 22:41

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Karma Monkey posted:

Is it just standard cornbread batter cooked in a waffle iron? I love me some cornbread.

VVV If you'd been following the thread, you'd see

Yeah, it really is as simple as putting cornbread batter into a waffle iron!

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 22:56

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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Alternatively, switch to cast iron pans and completely stop giving a poo poo about cleaning.

Honestly, this is what everyone should do, ASAP

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 16:00

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OctoberBlues posted:

This has always been my theory, and I've enjoyed many a delicious pizza because of it.

Also, chipmunks are the best pet. Ones that live outside. You can feed them cheap peanuts and eventually they will eat from your hands. They have their own homes, poop outside, and cause no problems. Only downside is that they might get eaten by a hawk and then your pet is dead.

In that case you should get a pet hawk by feeding it chipmunks

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 01:00

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I got dibs on Boiling Dildo as a band name

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 04:34

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Acne Rain posted:

oh good the thread's titled prisonhacks now, we can hear about more prison tricks

Like how even with desperation can they accept the use of the toilet in things that involve things you wear or ingest

We needed more prisonhacks, it's fascinating stuff. :getin:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 17:58

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Get back on topic please

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 19:01

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Karma Monkey posted:

Oh I bet he does. Would love to see his outtakes.

I actually knew a guy years ago who worked on several episodes of Good Eats. He had told a bunch of us that Alton is just as friendly and knowledgeable off camera as he is on camera, except off camera, he swears like a motherfucker :getin:

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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:47

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Karate Bastard posted:

Lifehack: construct a custom factory to cater to your niche needs of elephantine proportions.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 18:21

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rydiafan posted:

Cigarettes can't ignite gasoline.

Lighting one can.

Delivery McGee posted:

Or New Jersey, IIRC. If you're in one of the full-service states, marvel at how often the kid pumping your gas is sucking on a cigarette while he does. Kinda makes the "no cellphones at the pumps" rule in other states look even stupider.

Someone should video this and post it in the OSHA thread

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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 19:42

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Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Lifehack: Burning Gasoline can't melt steel beams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVKb0R0hwk&t=247s

Petrogen (gasoline+oxygen) Cutting Torch disagrees. :colbert:

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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 19:50

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Sentient Data posted:

Trick for overhead drilling to keep the cuttings from falling all over you.

Okay, that's actually a good idea.
Reminds me of this one:

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 02:41

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Believe it or not, I actually found a good alternative use for bread tags the other day

Guitar picks.

I couldn't find a guitar pick anywhere for some reason, dunno why I have dozens, so I just grabbed the bread tag from my bagels and trimmed it with some tinsnips and it made a fairly OK guitar pick. That is the end of the story.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 00:03

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Karate Bastard posted:

Now we're talking! Now do a P20!

Do three regular pencil-dice and two carpenter pencils! :downs:

e. yes I know this wouldn't work

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 15:01

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CommunistPancake posted:

#TrumpHacks

This has the potential to be a pretty good thread.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 22:49

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:38

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cakesmith handyman posted:

Because I had a broken hacksaw blade in my tool box I tried the craft knife hacksaw one. I've actually used it a handful of times in the garden, but it's worse than the blade on a multi tool because it's so flexible.

If you make it a pull-cut saw rather than push-cut, it doesn't matter if it's thin! :eng101:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 03:23

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