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Just get a couple rats. They are the legit best.
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ChaosArgate posted:Not everyone lives near a high end organic supermarket. It'd cost me more money in gas to go to either of those stores than to just walk down the street and buy Hershey's. Just have your valet, butler, or some other manservant go get your chocolate for you. Jesus Christ, you loving peasant.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:32
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In fact, forget the chocolate. Just have chili with bacon.
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slinkimalinki posted:This is the correct way to prepare a kiwi, btw. Step 3 seems unnecessary.
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Apr 19, 2015 23:41
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The really stupid thing is that if memory serves Mythbusters proved that you literally can't ignite gas with a cellphone. It just doesn't happen. Smoking near gas, however, is incredibly stupid. Cigarettes can't ignite gasoline.
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Apr 21, 2015 19:34
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Meatwave posted:Use pencils as dice, you loving nerds: I used to do exactly this to roll up Shadowrun characters during study hall and detention. I didn't have fancy pre-numbered ones, so I'd just write on one pencil with another.
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Apr 29, 2015 21:09
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I just switched from coffee to crack cocaine. Lifehack: Solve all of life's problems by drinking sweet, sweet crack cocaine. Even if the problems aren't solved, at least you'll stop caring about them.
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#9 doesn't say how much water to mix that poo poo with.
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Jun 4, 2015 14:20
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Ignite Memories posted:Why the gently caress hasn't whataburger expanded northward??! Depending on exactly how north you are there is Culver's, and that's like a Whataburger with sundaes.
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Jul 14, 2015 16:01
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Angela Christine posted:If you have a bit of noodle or something stuck to the plate when you put your plate in the sink of water you're going to have a bit of noodle floating around in there. When the bit of noodle brushes your hand it feels like a slimy worm. I'm so loving triggered right now.
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Aug 14, 2015 00:05
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Decrepus posted:Find a local sewer plant that uses chrlorine gas and string up your clothes in the room and open the cylinders. Save time by wearing the clothes when you do this. Walla!
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Sep 5, 2015 03:43
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Why wouldn't you just cook the ramen? Like, that "hack" is to convert the pasta to mush, convert the mush back into pasta, then cook the pasta. What's the point?
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Sep 9, 2015 04:45
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MasBrillante posted:Can you explain the white chalk hopskotch thing at the end of the stairs? I assume that image is from an advertisement for the weird stairs, and that is there to show space savings.
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Sep 26, 2015 02:26
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Picnic Princess posted:They need to make aerosol garlic spray, would solve so many problems 
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Oct 6, 2015 17:14
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Tiggum posted:How long are you spending on the toilet? Except when I've been sick, I've never taken long enough to make bringing reading material worthwhile. When somebody spends 30 minutes in the toilet it's because they spend 2 minutes making GBS threads and 28 minutes not being at work. I'm unsure how this math is confusing to you.
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Nov 22, 2015 19:26
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I unironically like 10 of those. I think something's wrong with me. 
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Nov 23, 2015 05:14
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 As a change of pace, this is actually super useful. Just make sure you punch the holes a couple inches up, in case a bag ever leaks.
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Dec 13, 2015 16:17
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Not all garbage cans do this, I'm sure, but sometimes, usually with a really full bag, the bag will create a seal around the edge of the can, which means when you pull it out you're creating a weak vacuum on the bottom. Then you go to lift the bag out and the whole can comes up with it, then slowwwwllyy slides off as air seeps in. Good ol #psychics. Yeah, this. As a nice side effect it also eliminates the occasional annoyance of air being trapped under a new empty bag, preventing it from fully expanding.
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Sleeveless posted:I'm pretty sure self surgery has more to do with the woeful state of health care in America than whatever comic book thing you're talking about. If I have an ingrown toenail I can either live in stabbing agony, take a pliers and cleaver to my foot, or spend my grocery and rent money on a doctor. I can choose ANY of those. That's Freedom, baby! 
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titties posted:Are you even capable of looking another person in the eye titties posted:I just want them to look at me. Good post/username combos.
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I just eat my victims off the floor like a animal, you pieces of poo poo.
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May 2, 2016 16:23
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Warbird posted:Lifehack: Don't live in cold hellish climates that permit snow to stay on the ground That would make it difficult to build the topical snowman.
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May 4, 2016 13:48
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Meowjesty posted:Now we just need to summon someone who hates ketchup to tell us the lifehack is to just not use ketchup because only idiot babies like ketchup This is me. You're welcome. Besesoth posted:I have nothing against idiots who like catsup, but everything against idiot babies who spell it "ketchup". You spell things wrong. In other news, I ate a banana today and I specifically peeled it from the stem end, because gently caress lifehackers.
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May 22, 2016 15:10
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"Replace a purpose built product with a cheap product that's not designed for the task at hand but sorta kinda does it in a passingly lovely way if you squint at it right." is literally every lifehack.
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Jun 4, 2016 14:55
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Reading every thread in depth but never posting is my gimmick. Edit: gently caress! Mods, please delete.
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Jun 4, 2016 23:00
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EKDS5k posted:I hope you only ever use it to hang things that are symmetrical. If you set the copier to mirror the image you'd be fine, but there's zero chance anybody using this would have thought of that.
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Jun 5, 2016 14:50
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Powered Descent posted:Hey, sometimes it just feels nice to get your sock cooked. Having a girlfriend who cooks sock (and does it well) is a great feeling. 
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Jul 9, 2016 04:10
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SpacePig posted:How to cut a pizza into 10 slices: Cut a pizza 5 times. Watch the video before commenting, smart guy! If you'd done that, you'd see that he only cuts it four times. Now you look like a jackass.
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Jul 19, 2016 16:28
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Rysithusiku posted:The reason Goodwill acts so shady is that Goodwill is a for-profit company. Look it up some time. This is internet bullshit and is debunked every time it does the clickbait rounds on Facebook. The stores function in order to turn a profit, yeah, but that's because they need to actually have money to spend on the charity programs that are the reasons they exist.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:28
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As with any retail chain, you'll get some lovely and some good experiences based on the store manager. These local decisions don't always reflect company policy.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:01
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Dareon posted:Impossible, animals don't use Segways. https://youtu.be/NPGUIpv-JxI https://youtu.be/haB7xEikaL8 Never underestimate the things humanity will force animals to do for our amusement.
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Jul 31, 2016 06:35
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh... thought provoking. Lifehack: Already have Snatch Duster on ignore from the cosplay thread, so you don't have to read his posts here.
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Palpek posted:One time I just looked at a wine bottle and it popped open. Same, but it was panties and I'm The Fonz.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:21
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zedprime posted:The obvious cutlery life hack is the only utensil you really need is a spoon with a small part of it sharpened to an edge. Forks and sporks are just ruined spoons and knives are nice, but why not multitask with a sharp spoon? https://youtu.be/TTygajaWaR0
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Butt Ox posted:I would expect the acid + baking soda to at least get a little fizzy. I assume the intent if for that fizzy to build up enough pressure to explode the bottle and take off a fingat.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:22
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As if I'm going to take advice from someone who opens their banana from the stem end. 
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Karate Bastard posted:Here dumbasses y'all've been wrong this whole time an you didn't even know it Exclusive? What the hell does that even mean?
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Sep 16, 2016 20:22
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You're insane if you think in this economy a huge percentage of adults don't eat 75 cent white bread instead of $3 multigrain stuff.
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Platystemon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q23WC-z4jMc Roommate passive-aggressively padlocked his mug to the dish drainer? Break off the handle. Walla!
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How the gently caress are electronics sold without the cable attached in any place except the 1960s Soviet Union? Did you people buy cars without steering wheels and axles too?
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