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Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Tiggum posted:

If you're already OK with stealing, why not just go all the way and not pay at all?

Less likely to get caught this way I guess?

Angela Christine posted:

rear end in a top hat hacks

Both of these are straight up "commit theft."

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 05:24

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:21

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

pienipple posted:

It even says on the pump not to do that because then the pump can't click itself off and you'll spill gas.

Every pump I've ever used will click itself off even if the handle is depressed, probably for this very reason.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 08:00

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Lifehack: don't eat jagged pieces of plastic. Or plastic in general, really.

# ¿ May 4, 2015 08:04

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

If you add a lot of cheese and butter to bread you will have cheesy, buttery bread, yeah. I'd probably just make a grilled cheese for myself and a different appetizer for friends because that looks messy as hell.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 04:54

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Lifehack: vice grips can open cans

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 09:43

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

When I was a kid I'd drink maple syrup straight from the bottle. Pancakes and waffles existed only as a more parent-acceptable way to relocate maple syrup into my mouth.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 22:11

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Ammonia and bleach create chlorine gas because of chemistry reasons I forget, vinegar and bleach create chlorine gas because bleach and weak acids don't get along well. Or get along very well, depending on what your metric for success is.

e: Bleach and ammonia might create chloramine vapor, and it's been too long since I took chemistry to know the difference.

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# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 01:05

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

SiKboy posted:

Isnt it a litre bottle in the very video that you were replying to in the first place? So you never use a glass for soda except in the exact situation presented?

2L can be a single serving depending on the level of depravity you've sunk to

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:25

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

HOLY gently caress posted:

let's face it, most of us using electric probably don't have a choice otherwise

at least I don't

Yeah, I have an electric range and I hate it. Given the choice, I can't imagine anyone choosing electric unless they were woefully unaware of what it's like to cook on anything else.

# ¿ May 27, 2018 01:26

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Julet Esqu posted:

Lots of preoccupation ITT with the useless trash known as the can opener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acnRB_sEKtc

Only god can judge me

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 07:16

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Scientastic posted:

I remember a time before these sorts of things were called life hacks, opening a bottle of wine by putting it in show and repeatedly hitting the bottom against a wall

Edit: it took loving ages

https://i.imgur.com/hqzDvKC.mp4

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 21:28

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

FluxFaun posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/a1ehf9/cuz_she_stay_thirsty/?ref=share&ref_source=link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUm0V2Kz8kQ&t=77s

I'm not sure what weather conditions would be bad enough to make me want to use that. Maybe the Australian 120 degree heat wave.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 11:36

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

mozman posted:

I cannot for the life of me remember if "walla" came from this thread, and this isn't technically a lifehack, unless you take it as a lifehack to learn French? V'wol-ah!

Public page, not bothered to block out names.

The apostrophe makes it not even a correct phoenic spelling :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 10:30

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

I would rather work out next to Gruntmaster XL drinking out of a forty gallon drum than have a klaxon go off during my workout. If Planet Fitness wants to police behavior then have an employee talk to the gymgoer instead of setting off an ambiguous alarm that the gymgoer might not even realize was targeting them.

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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 22:05

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

e: this is not lifehax

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 22:19

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

credburn posted:

Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high?

... I did not tell her about the olives ...

This reminds me of my friend's dad growing up who drank pickle juice and had to stop when it was starting to damage his esophagus (maybe also acid reflux?).

# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 22:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:21

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The gently caress is this poo poo.

Any time I see a time estimate on a recipe I double it or add an hour, whichever is less. I�ve never even come close to a recipe�s estimate.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 19:07

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