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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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One weird trick to prevent the wheel of your chair to be of any use.

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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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If you buytwo books pay by credit card so you get one additional bookmark.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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I honestly doubt they make up much of the life hack crowd.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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CJacobs posted:

You can also put them on your penis and use them during sex as a catcher for all your wayward sperm, which you can then easily deposit in a rubber/latex-safe container afterward! #lifehack

Surely you mean plastic bags with a rubber band?

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Also you know they're going to use that delicious hot tap water for the rinsing part.

Yum yum.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Trent posted:

What?

Lifehack: not everyone's tap water smells like skunk farts and nematodes, I guess?

You're not supposed to drink hot tap water. Unless you're a animal something something.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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That's the best one ever.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Lifehack : drink all the time, never get hungover.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Stretch by doing push-ups...

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Geoj posted:

It never matters, even if it's bar soap they want it in a separate bag. People are idiots when it comes to having their groceries bagged.

Once I had an older (50ish?) woman come through my lane with a toothbrush, a sample size bottle of mouthwash and a box of baking soda. I put all three in one bag.

"Oh no, that's too heavy."

*put baking soda in one bag, toothbrush and mouthwash in other*

"Still too heavy!"

:suicide:

Well throw in a free helium balloon instead of not helping.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Lifehack : Don't become a worthless junkie, save money and remain a legit human being!

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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I guess they can now that Aatrek's gone.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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MariusLecter posted:

lifehack: put sriracha sauce in the garbage #awesome #wow #lifehack

That's a good hack. You can save time and money by never buying any. wala

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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MariusLecter posted:

Guys, I got $10 to feed myself with today, anyone got some primo #foodhacks to get the most out of it?

Soylent.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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You need to remove the planes from the hangar before you can put anything in it though.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Sleep on the floor like you-know-what.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Build a shed out of padlocks.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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50%

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Take screenshot of the screen
Put it as wallpaper.
Delete all the desktop icons.
Watch your coworker click on his wallpaper and get angry.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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If it does not fly just explain that courts are unconstitutional walla.

Judges hate it!

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Chisel a microUSB port through the screen.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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The hack is to put jam in your neighbour's house so all the ants go there.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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I shared that link on facebook with a pithy comment and my ex-boss liked it in what I'm fairly sure is an unironic way.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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It's not as bad as what I really feared for the first two seconds.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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I kind of almost like that one.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Same but with your desk.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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Just buy them several size too big and pack them with rags/straw like in the old days

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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How could they possibly enforce that?

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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That's a really docile one

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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On the other hand the first time I cooked chickpeas I thought they'd get softer but stay roughly the same size, like lentils and beans.

I ate a lot of chickpeas that week.

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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

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zedprime posted:

I think your beans and lentils are broken if they are staying the same size while cooking.

Roughly they do.

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