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Improbable Lobster posted:I personally fart on every Kiwi I see in my local grocery store. I'm Swedish. I just put them up my rear end.
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Rad Tad posted:and every year you ruin family easter What the hell else am I going to do with hard-boiled eggs? It's not my fault they're the perfect size.
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Hirayuki posted:Freeze a tube of toothpaste and cut it into guitar picks! #mintyfresh Like. A animal.
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Sep 5, 2014 17:53
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What are jokes?
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Sep 9, 2014 15:51
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It's called "mobile Internet", gramps. Look it up.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:20
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I, too, sweat blue liquid.
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Sep 15, 2014 14:26
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ninjahedgehog posted:Even better: learn to knit, make this, never be cold again (provided you never have to scratch yourself/poop): That looks like a woolen still suit. EDIT: Goddamnit.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:54
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It's not really a uni-tasker. It can also be used for checking when your potatoes are done.
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Sep 21, 2014 21:06
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serious norman posted:toilethack: use paper to wipe your rear end instead of your hand to avoid touching the poop ftfy
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Sep 28, 2014 14:49
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#lifehack: Buy a goddamn clothes iron.
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Oct 1, 2014 12:58
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You're good unless it says "INSERT DICK TO CONTINUE." Ghosts are pesky fuckers. FEED ME A STRAY CAT
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Oct 6, 2014 19:05
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I do like these agricultural life hacks. Lifehack: For a cheap and useful building material, why not mix manure with clay? It spreads easily, and maintains its shape on a framework of interwoven branches.
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Oct 11, 2014 21:55
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Couldn't you just take a bag-in-box (without the box, I mean)?
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Oct 15, 2014 14:28
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Get a cockerel and some hens! Not only will you get up in the morning, to the completely natural sound of birdsong, but you will also get free eggs for your breakfast! #medievallifehax #back2nature
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Oct 22, 2014 14:54
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Feck!
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Oct 24, 2014 09:21
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If you're gonna eat that much spaghetti before it goes stale, you might as well throw it on the floor. You piece of poo poo.
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Oct 27, 2014 08:05
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#Lifehack: Wipe back to front, for that clean feeling!
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Nov 9, 2014 20:24
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Karma Monkey posted:When I was stationed in N. Yorkshire, the restaurant on base that subbed for having a chow hall used to serve this mashed stuff all the time that they called Swede. I thought it was a combo of mashed potatoes and carrots and it was pretty tasty. Years later I found out it was just rutabagas. I still like it though. v Aww yeah, rotmos is the poo poo. (Swedish traditional dish, usually served with thick pork sausage.) #Foodhack: Don't put HFCS or toasted marshmallows in your mash, you idiot. Boil potatoes, carrots and rutabaga and mash that. Like a animal. 
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Karma Monkey posted:Mostly I just want to state for the record that people that say "adorbs" should be smacked. Hard. What's your position on "amazeballs"?
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Nov 16, 2014 23:35
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Shwqa posted:goons are super defensive Who knew?!
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Dec 4, 2014 11:35
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Turfahurf posted:Mio and those other squirt bottle things are great for when I'm really broke and need something to mix with lovely vodka. #alcoholichax Not a lifehack, but I gotta know. Why is your avatar a low-rent version of Captain Cold?
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Dec 5, 2014 11:13
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Ahh, it's saft.
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Dec 7, 2014 21:13
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Alternatively, you can rub the bottom of the pan with a sugar cube to get rid of the burned stuff.
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bamhand posted:Won't the left over bits of sugar burn the next time you cook? Or was this a joke. Nope. You rinse the pot after you're done.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Look at all these fools. The best pets are clearly bunnies. Sheesh. True. You could cook the bunny when you're done with it, too.
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Jan 17, 2015 08:21
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I can get behind that. The pump-bottle is more convenient when you're wet and blind than the normal shampoo bottle.
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Screaming Idiot posted:He said infections, colds, flus, headaches, and upset stomach -- he didn't mention anything about heart attacks. It's also likely a joke, but you know, goons.
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On the other hand, smoke inhalation will kill you faster than the fire.
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:Get married on 9/11 so you never forget your anniversary Why, what happened on that day?
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Tasty_Crayon posted:Tired of your rug? Tell everyone some nihilists pissed on it and get someone else to replace it. Don't have a witty comeback? Just repeat things you hear on TV! #Dudehacks
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C.P.A.N. posted:Hey, man, at least I'm housebroken.
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Edit: Nothing to see here. Move along
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bringmyfishback posted:
I'm in geriatrics, and we use similar devices for when the patients can't use a normal toilet.
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The material is an issue, I agree.
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Mar 12, 2015 14:58
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Actual garlic-based lifehack that makes peeling easier: Put the cloves into a glass of water for five minutes before peeling.
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Sure, Bert.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:a paralyzed cockatiel Did you go back to the store to complain?
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Mar 29, 2015 16:14
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You could always light your cigar on fire with your firey convictions.
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So it's like the army?
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Zwille posted:Throwing that around will gently caress up the lead inside though, making it break apart once you sharpen it. There's no lead in pencils, though.
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