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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

Did you watch his TV show during the World Cup? He looks like he's been munching on anxiolytics big time.

Yeah his show is shown on VTV here, Chavez's channel.

Most of the time he can't even form coherent thoughts, it's really pathetic.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

xian posted:

That's really the most insanely bad answer he could have given. Why not just "I saw how strength training has benefited Cristiano, so I did some."

he's a dumb player who says yeah yeah yeah a lot

don't expect an intelligent answer from any of these guys

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sassassin posted:

Welsh people are incapable of learning more than very basic Spanish.

it took like 4 years for Beckham to even consider speaking Spanish in public and he only did it when he was leaving RM anyway

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sassassin posted:

He looks like he has mentals problems

What's his username here?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Fernando Torres should give him nightmares with how poo poo he is

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Shrapnig posted:

Yeah, I'm definitely clicking that youtube video of a women's football game taken with a cell phone.

thats mean :(

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ray Clemence looks like he rolled with Jimmy Saville

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ephex posted:

lol

the five dogturd NE players that he skimmed in that video with their basic wages in 2014 excluding all the extras

#9 Charlie Davies [$ 75,000.00]
#8 Chris Tierney [$ 100,000.00]
#6 Scott Caldwell [$ 52,313.00]
#2 Andrew Farrell (?) [$ 95,000.00]
#5 A.J. Soares [$ 119,180.00]

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

just look at those numbers and weep

jesus I thought lamont craston was joking

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

zegadeth posted:

$52k a year isnt poverty wage you clown.

lol imagine any of these mls idiots getting roasted by 50 cent for only earning 52k a year

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Diego Costa is a top top entertaining oval office and I'm sad la Liga lost him.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srNEs4DJdUo

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Too bad senzu beans aren't real

Cool thing to do by Villarreal though

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

lol

he scored a perfect free kick same game though best of both worlds

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Neymar is a good lad who means well

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

RVProfootballer posted:

Count the rolls!!!

is that what you tell your physician? ahahah

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ephex posted:

i just broke my neck

Just lock the screen on your appel device and watch video beutifuly

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

lol nice

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

It is weird, he never did this at Udinese. Maybe he wants to show off that residual Barca-Tech.

He always did it at Barça right from the beginning he was ripped as hell too

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

mackintosh posted:

Casillas has literally forgotten how to be a keeper. It's not Mourinho that broke him though, it's his family problems.


mackintosh posted:

This. He's doing well for Madrid at the moment. No footballing reason to bench him.

:wtc:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Where's Xhaqiri?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

at looking like the dueling banjo kid from deliverance the ugly motherfucker

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Jose posted:

Russian ultras. Make sure to watch some of the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOgP1MT3_c

lol this is so stupid

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
hahah Landon Donovan is gay

so am I though :p

:D

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit posted:

I hate to get too off topic here, but taking your children to support the local team, and to enjoy the game in person, and cultivating bonds over a game we are all passionate about should be what the game is ultimately about.

I watched Barcelona because I had no local alternative. Now that I have one I'd watch a Scorpions game over a Barcelona game every time.

Get your priorities straight Shrapnac.

Lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Big fan of Trujillanos FC here, you guys have probably never heard of them, they are pretty obscure.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Eau de MacGowan posted:

There is a famous film called Gorillas in the Mist.

Sanogo is a black African.

how the gently caress do you people remember all this poo poo

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Shrapnig posted:

We're not malnourished from living in a third world hellhole?

Hurf durf shut up fag

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Marca has Zlatan's dream team

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

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I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
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Vinestalk posted:

Since when has anyone cared about a FIFA award? Last I checked FPOTY and FIFA rankings for countries were worthless.

People care about it if their favorite player wins it, if they don't then it's a poo poo award and fifa are corrupt.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Stroop There It Is posted:

if he came out in tighty-whiteys during every match that would save him a lot of shorts-hikin' time

if you had legs like that you'd be showing them all the time too tbf

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Frankston posted:

Ronaldo's bulge has finally been immortalized





El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

drat boy

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
the sky commentators were right the goal should have stood

barca got robbed

its a loving disgrace

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Big 'Mar did nothing wrong

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

lol such excitement over haveing 1 less ballon dor than messi? pathetic

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

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Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
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MacheteZombie posted:

Is there an up close video of this technique in action? I'm having trouble picturing how you send a ball 35+ yards with three toes and put it exactly where it needs to go. Not saying I want to replicate it because lol I'm a trash player, but it would be neat from an informational standpoint.

Edit: Something like a practice video.

Kind of like David Luiz's goal during the World Cup

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

reformed bad troll posted:



Lol at the loving MLS

Who would pay money to watch a game like this

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