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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I can't remember if they came out of the enemies but I thought Bayonetta 1 had a bunch of numbers flying around

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Yeah that's probably what I was thinking of.

Bayo is cooooool as heck

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Anyone making lets plays with exaggerated accents needs to be jailed.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

BonoMan posted:

I have a friend who is having a baby in February and he said "Man I haven't played any video games in forever.... I figure I'll probably get one when the baby is born though so I can play it while the wife and I take shifts."

I didn't even have the heart to tell him.

oh god

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
what did they say was available today?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oh well thats cool. Not like we're already in the thralls of a long rear end game right now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

TaurusOxford posted:

I think they already stated they're not gonna do SUPER ULTRA TURBO anymore and just do a similar thing to Killer Instinct.

Lol yeah loving right. Capcom will always find a way to gently caress you. Within a year I bet we'll start hearing about poo poo they want to do that just caaaant posssibly be done in this restrictive "not letting us leverage your love for more money" system.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ahhhhhhahahahahaha people really believe them holy poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Those who do not learn from super turbo championship history are doomed to its arcade edition.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Who ya'll trying to convince

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Or you can, because they don't

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Spend a day in the xbox thread, expand yo mind

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sakurazuka posted:

You should probably stay there

Dang dude

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Just in case anyone is living in sin: there's no reason to play asscreed if you have not played shadow of mordor yet. That game is asscreed with all the bad stuff removed and some fun stuff added.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The only bad thing about SOM is that the grimdark protagonist with a murdered family isn't needed at all and the game would clearly be better as an orc politics sim but devs are pussies and life sucks.

Edit: I suppose there are still niggling asscreed annoyances but they went a loooooong way towards removing them and just making a fun running and killing stuff game.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Feenix posted:

Anyone want some SMITE in their life?

DOn't PM me. I get flooded. First quote of this post gets it. (Post your email or just say PM if you have PM)

Pm

Is it a beta?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My favorite is the people who go solo into ranked Doubles on Rocket League and complain about their teammate. I have one saved where it evolved into a critique of Christian values and hypocrisy that got so heated they stopped playing to focus on yelling at eacother in the RL chatbox.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mrEkli posted:

You have it saved?! Time to upload that trainwreck. :D

I'll try to remember tonight

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Real hurthling! posted:

Yes depending on wifi strength. I played most of mgsv on the beach outside my mother in laws house last summer.

Girl in bikini: "oh kathy, look at that guys PF score. Shhh shhh dont look right away. drat."

*swoon*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I dunno but messing with Broforce's performance is un-American as hell.

But receiving performance enhancements is absolutely in line with the aesthetic.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Broforce is fun and dumb. I thought I'd have more fun with galak-z but I'm enjoying "guess which explosion will kill you" starring pixelated action heroes of all kinds more.

I like chuck norris' kicks and mcguyvers everything.

Haven't really noticed any glitching other than the delay at the start.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I have one and I don't even know why.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If you can drop 400 without even looking up what else you need, the annoyance will last about 30 seconds and most of it will belong to a gamestop employee.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oculus might hold out in a dumb PC gamer-esque hostile/premium niche way out of sheer willpower and weird shill power. Everything else is gonna crash imo. Sony def has the best shot now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

EC posted:

Klepek is a pretty good source for this stuff. He broke the story about MS abandoning their DRM plans on the Xbox one when he was at Giant Bomb.

Wow, next he's gonna tell me there's a new assassins creed being developed

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

NESguerilla posted:

Gonna get 4k Ps4 and hook it up on my 9 year old TV

Jealous of all these pixels being treated to a nice warm tone that I think is actually better.

*puts on vinyl copy of album mastered in pro tools*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

goferchan posted:

What the hell?? Oh nice

edit: track editor!!! 60fps 1080p!!!! oh baby!!

Yeah nice weekend surprise, I'm diggin it. Trying to run up the leaderboard on a few drift tracks.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Someone here said until launch day

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trackmania feels extremely inspired by Wipeout and I love it. The F1 speed and some tracks really capture it. Its got a good mix of sim and arcade. I especially like how tracks sometimes start as an arcadey "gently caress, how do I finish this" thing and an hour later I was analyzing apexes trying to shave portions of seconds off the same track.

I haven't got into gently caress YOUR LEADERBOOOOARD mode harder than the fifth track in the beta, the three laps one in drift mt land, in a long rear end time.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All the GTA games are pretty boring

This always weirds me out, especially 4 and 5. They have all the pieces ready to be constantly causing really neat procedural madness but they design their cops and baddies and missions as if they specifically don't want this to happen.

Some of the most interesting GTA times I've ever had are interactions between players with and without wanted levels online where the cops become confused or mixed up in two different chases. Just a tiiiiiiiiiny bit of random idiocy in the police behavior would make the meat of their games (running from the cops) waaaaay less predictable and boring.

I still love the games just for the glimpses of these things and their mindblowing effort on the cities, but goddamn. Update the chases already rockstar.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Like some of Franklins assassin missions flirt with a Hitman/Mordor/Dishonored style "get him however you want" kind of gameplay but even then you have to work at it and it never feels like they WANT you to try it differently.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Feenix posted:

Anyone else hearing whatshisface from MGSV in the announcer/pit guy in Trackmania.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO do you mean?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If its the same 5th track as the beta (3 laps on a drift area, large uphill climb after the first drift, hole that shoots you to the finish line) there's no trick, you just need to avoid catching too much air off the hump. I did it by erring right a tad on the hole jump.

You can still catch some air but I always had to at least touch the boost area to set it off. Imo catching air at all on that part is loving up your time.


I obsessed over that track time in the beta and ended up like 7th in the US.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Other tips: stay as close as possible to the right when doing the boost drift. Trying to hit the apex doesn't seem to help with however the boost is working.

Catching air off that middle hill climb can actually hurt your time, because it lessens the amount of time you can accelerate. This tip may not apply if you're getting a really good speed through the hill climb.

Focus on maintaining speed and momentum through the non boost drift

Exit the hole while moving right and you'll set yourself up great for the start of the next lap. Drift waaaaaaaay loving early if you get a good boost on a non first lap.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Double post

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That space moba that's free next month looked pretty boss.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hey I haven't found one that's grabbed me yet either but the preview thing I saw looked promising.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
What does being a track master actually mean? I got two and couldnt figure it out. Some hidden level above gold?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Is there any way to get into the doom betas still? If I grab one of the wolfensteins can I still get in?

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Gamestop has 1886 listed for 10 bucks new.

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