CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Paladinus posted:

4chan gave two thousand dollars to some charity event, where women are invited to pitch ideas for games, and whichever game wins in a vote will be developed with crowdfunding money, while all proceedings will go to charities and something like 8% for the idea ladies. Some people are mad because women aren't paid enough for their ideas. And also there is a very similar event that Zoe is behind. That's what I've heard.

The Game Jam she is pulling has no set date, rules or anything whatsoever but she is still happy getting money out it from pussywhipped tumblrites afaik

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:40

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:00

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Codependent Poster posted:

Yeah and it donates right to her personal paypal account.

Hahaha what the gently caress

e: poo poo scrolling through all that poo poo I learned she has Patron up too for free money

wish I had a vagina :smith:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:43

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTXpXesMcKE

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 22:03

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Best Friends posted:

definitely not going to buy some dumb idiot baby video game aka High And True Art because of this

Good to hear!!

Keep at it, buddy!!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 23:55

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

mind the walrus posted:

Is there anyone on any side of this who isn't acting like a shithead?

The people who are mounting any case against Quinn are at least partially a bunch of lovely meganerds gangpiling onto a fairly benign woman because they perceive her as a target they can actually hit without much fear of reprisal, while the people supporting her seem to be ensconced in a bubble of victimization and refuse to acknowledge that there's any sort of underlying issue here other than misogyny and internet bullying because this was started by a bitter ex and involves a woman's sex life.

It's just all a ploy for her to get free money out of betalords on twitter/tumblr that hope acting all nice to girls will get them laid one day

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 00:51

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Junkfist posted:

lol they got the reddit mod logs.

Here: http://i.imgur.com/lpJjYFN.png

So that's reddit on fire for another week.

hahahaha jesus

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 01:01

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Tokamak posted:

At least Anita's videos have some value to teenagers who are interested in a gentle introduction to feminism. These guys just want to make Reddit MRA conspiracy theory: The Movie. Can't wait for all the drama and tears to follow.

lmao

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 08:08

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Tobias Grant posted:

So apparently the Indiegogo thing /v/ was funding got shut down.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/this-campaign-has-been-closed--2

Yesssss, feed the fire, Indiegogo, feed it

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

apparently the donate button still works.

Oh so it's just a prank

:smith:

Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Aug 24, 2014

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 08:33

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Tokamak posted:

Zoe Quinn and Phil Fish Doxxed themselves, The Young Capitalists were hacked

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 08:56

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

turnways posted:

This Campaign Has Been Cucked

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 08:57

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Falsum posted:

Ah, found it:

Are people stupid or what

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 10:19

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Stoat posted:

Skipped from page 2 to page 93 someone fill me in

Jombo posted:

See if I got this right: Essentially this shitfest has exposed the fact indie game development and small-time game journalists have been taken over by a cabal of completely untalented nepotistic SJW hipsters who use their followers to stifle dissent, control internet discourse - aka wikipedia pages on unremarkable games/devs backed up by articles on websites by others in the clique, and reserve jobs/games publicity for themselves and their friends. Then they blackmail legitimate indie projects into 'donating' (read: giving them) money or they will blacklist them by calling their project racist/sexist/triggering.

Everyone who wants to get into the industry must not only avoid offending the inner circle, but apparently must actively worship at the SJ altar otherwise risk insinuations of racism/sexism/triggerism which in the SJW world is as good as a conviction by full jury trial if the accuser is more popular than you.

Members of this inner circle and their followers are now trying to spin this whole debacle as misogynist gamers attacking an innocent woman over her private life.

How on target it this?

When indie games started to take off some really great titles came out - this then rapidly turned into a poo poo faucet. Horrible games were getting far more publicity than they deserved - publicity that would sometimes entice me to buy the game before realizing it was a piece of poo poo (as evidenced by the long list of indie steam games I own with <1hr play time). While really good indie games wallowed out of sight, off the radar, never seeing the steam green light of day.

Wonder if these two things are connected?

e: grammars

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 10:20

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Don Tacorleone posted:

this loving hobby

lmao

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 06:09

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Fisticuffs posted:

Zoe and her ex are both so hopelessly lame I can't turn away.

According to what Zoe's ex wrote about S, she has some sort of emotional trauma wherein even making out would result in weeks of panic attacks. Where the gently caress do you find these people

Internet

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 08:56

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

lol what a pussy

loving nerds

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 09:15

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

VJeff posted:

I also remember Iwata posted an unboxing video of the Wii U himself and that really pissed the journos off

Iwata seems like a pretty chill duder

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 10:30

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Fathis Munk posted:

Man the number of gaming magazines I bought solely for the games they contained.

I remember finding a local finnish Pelit(Literally "Games")-magazine 10-year anniversary or whatever box that came with like six CD's full of every _single_ freeware and shareware game that they released with their magazine

Needless to say I was hot poo poo in school after that

Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Aug 27, 2014

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 10:43

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Mazzletoff posted:

I don't even know what JonTron did last night, but if it pissed off Anthony "Waste of air" Burch I think it must have been pretty good.

FTFY

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 12:24

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Slanderer posted:

apparently Gone Home was IGN's (PC) game of the year

http://www.ign.com/wikis/best-of-2013/Best_PC_Game

gamespot nominated it for GOTY too

either the indie conspiracy is a thousand limbed beast that traps all, or video game dudes sorta like gone home

makes u think

Being PC as gently caress is the flavor of the month, no matter how indie or not your company is

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 16:57

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Don Tacorleone posted:

hobby

lmao

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 16:59

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Slanderer posted:

do you mean personal computer or politically correct

this is a very important question

What do u think

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 16:59

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

The Droid posted:

i'd say bioshock infinite is much more definitely pretentious bullshit than Gone Home

I'd say theyre both there*

*I havent played either of them but HEY

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:01

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Gorman Thomas posted:

what if i told u.....

all games are good..

unless they're bad

*drops bong*

whoa

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:09

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Slanderer posted:

not really

Yeah, MYST was actually a good game

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:17

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Lobster Harmonica posted:

I was gonna say I'd love an online experience where I hunt a whale with a bunch of nerds but then I realized where I am

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 18:25

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Lazyfire posted:

Based on other people's notes on her videos, it appears she doesn't play games and instead browses the Longplays.org site to find games that have women in them. This lack of understanding led her to drop some points of praise on Bayonetta because she thought the main character was a strong single mother.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 20:23

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

a cop posted:

Oh my god. I just heard from someone personally involved that Zoe was attacked outside her apartment over all of this? Wtf?

It was Phil

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 20:26

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Gyges posted:

Unlikely. Pepsico does not forgive. Pepsico does not forget.

lol is it true that she was pretty much the ringleader in that "mutiny" that ruined 400k game jam sponsored by Pepsico?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 06:17

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

EA Sports posted:

her ex said she planned in on the ama, so maybe

Well I guess there is a reason why Polaris poo poo-talks about her now

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 06:20

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

No, this is just something she and her stupid friends are trying to take credit for. Every other story posted about it is that literally every single person there realized it was some huge catastrophe and they all walked.

Instead of leaving it at that though Zoe and her little retard clique tried to spin it in a way that she single handedly brought it crashing to its knees with and I quote "an amazing speech that brings tears to people's eyes", and the very heads of Pepsi themselves were preparing to destroy all of them under the heels of their aluminum boots.

Seriously read the thing I posted a few pages back, it's less believable than a super hero's origin story. I'll try to find it to link again

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/817/608/67f.jpg

There. Just see if you can even make it half way through without literally loling

So let me get it straight:

They were going to pull it through and sell themselves to Mtn. Dew of all the things like good little bitches no matter how hard it would wreck their "indie credibility" until Big Bad Corporation Dude said something vaguely sexist and they went all postal?

Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Aug 28, 2014

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 11:14

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Mulefisk posted:

in nippon game is many japan characte. make u think

*rauded as a most progressive company in a glorious nippon*

e: anime

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 11:46

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

poptart_fairy posted:

if you brought this up in the minorities perspective gaming thread they'd flip out, always, lol

just because we never post discuss or raise that topic doesn't mean we care less about it than cleavage!!!!

boobies = video games

genocide = not video games

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 11:49

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

So guys what video games have u been playing lately

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 11:59

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

About that...

lmao

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 05:33

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

CrazyLittle posted:

So we have established that in just the past two pages, that Zoe Quinn is the problem, and not any actual journalists... and it's a conspiracy. Thank you for clearing that up.

I have never seen anybody rp their avatar so well on these forums

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 05:45

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

fnox posted:

you'd think that after kony 2012 people would stop blindly committing to a cause after watching a video

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 05:55

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

natetimm posted:

I've been gone all day drinking and having a good time, has anything besides stupid goon infighting happened?

Nah

4chan says that they have "credible information" about Zoe Quinn pulling some poo poo off today at PAX but idgaf really anymore, just staying here for spergs and pics about twitter

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 06:23

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

Its nice to see the "GAS THREAD" brigade put out an effort post.

http://youtu.be/UTXpXesMcKE

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 07:19

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

I still love this one from the first Fyad vs. Xbox One thread encounter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY

Its catchy as poo poo. Seriously.

It's so loving dumb I can't help but smirk like a retard

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 07:23

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:00

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Inco posted:

so is there anything in this cacophony of farts and poo poo of any merit or is everything a waste of time?

Hilarious tweets by coddled dweebs detached from reality

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 07:40

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