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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Wayback posted:

Crosspost! Think of this as life sized modeling, from Russia.




I love this little guy



Every picture in that gallery is wonderful.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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gently caress, I remember those. Back when those showed up for the first time I got into an argument with some loving goons about how that's not even slightly how women look while wearing armour (ignoring the Planet of the Apes face).

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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That pic has been floating around for about a decade now, and it never stops making me smile.

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Jan 18, 2010

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JcDent posted:

Was discussing how silly some of the Khorne Bloodblooders look yesterday and I wanted to illustrate a point. Modelling Unspiration?



Blood Bowl is coming out soon...

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Moola posted:



BEEP BEEP!

How do I buy ten of those? :3:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Moola posted:

Conan is bad?

I've heard its 'alright'.

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Jan 18, 2010

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mango sentinel posted:

Why is it so difficult for people to
a) just admit they're perverts
and
b) realize boner popping time and general board game time should not be combined

I never understood the nerd obsession with having tits in all of their media. Like, masturbation is fine and great. Turning masturbation into a hobby that intersects with other hobbies is not fine and great.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Frobbe posted:

Someone made a typo in a sales post on a local facebook, wanting to sell a devastator squash.



inspiration struck me, and i found this the most fitting thread.

Devastators can't take assault cannons :colbert:

I love the effort you put to a terrible joke

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Belisarius Cawl was feeling a little down after hearing about Cadia, so he cheered himself up by finally getting that boob job he'd always wanted.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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LordAba posted:

Not a mini yet but:

Bang-Bang and Mr Milky.

You know you've become numb to a awful industry when it takes you a while to figure out why that's garbage.

Like, no visible genitals, the boobs are only exaggerated instead of hyper-exaggerated, and there's no implied threats to her.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Zark the Damned posted:

Renders of the minis have been unveiled



Why does the cow have penis-arms?

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Jan 18, 2010

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NTRabbit posted:



[SQUELCHING SOUNDS]

It looks like a balloon animal.

Atlas Hugged posted:

Sauron is/was a playable unit in Lord of the Rings. But I think the scenario basically called for an entire army to fight against just Sauron.

Sauron was slain by a dwarven throwing axe.

Dwarven throwing axes have also killed a Nazgul riding a fellbeast, trolls, Aragorn, and many others. Our LotR meta is broken.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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They're terrible and wonderful and I bet they look goddamn amazing on the table.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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What every space wolf, and space wolf player truly wants deep down.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Hmmm...


Still a better purchase than more warhammer, probably.

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Jan 18, 2010

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berzerkmonkey posted:

Mold line/connection point?

Looks like it's casting a shadow on the upper part of the back. 99% sure it's a hair stuck to the thing.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Who can even look at Blizzard characters and think they don't have enough titty.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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With the right paint job, those things will look amazing. Horribly over-designed can lend itself occasionally to be works of art.

That being said, odds are the painting they will get will not pull that off.

Not to compare it to a classic work of art, but it gives me a dumb 40k version of the feeling of one of these paintings; where theres so much going on it works

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Jan 18, 2010

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Ugleb posted:

After the bondage porn extravaganza I was expecting something worse than this turned out to be.

I think the worst part of the mini is the 200-word defense of it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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I'm the random heart that a titty snake lady decided to bring to class show and tell.

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Jan 18, 2010

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That's pretty rad. Alternate timeline Horus Heresy stuff is always appealing to me, and thats a neat conversion.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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If those are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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Jan 18, 2010

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General Olloth posted:



Antique rifle aka three barrels.

Thats just a mechanicum rifle though? Like the only modification is the removal of the long mono-pod support stand thing.



I don't think that's even a modification. You can just not attach the stand to the gun.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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That's loving incredible.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

i think people are coming full circle on star wars. they went from kids liking movies, to canon-obsessed hyper nerds, to hating it, to liking it ironically, and finally to liking it in a normal, non-nerd way

well some people

If you liked Rogue One, you're whats wrong with north american culture.

The others are entirely ok blockbuster action movies, but nerds have raised star wars up to such a weird level.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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How many hundreds of dollars did this monstrosity cost to build?

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Jan 18, 2010

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Cessna posted:

In cosplay form:



There are plenty of other photos online.

That is fantastic cosplay, and doubly amazing for how many rear end in a top hat 40k players would get butthurt over it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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I would be impressed if that mini was made out of carved cake icing.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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9/10 for idea, 6/10 for execution.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Improbable Lobster posted:


I love the octopus

Oh poo poo I just noticed the octopus is holding a knife. I now unironically want that model (and remove the dude, just have a knife-wielding octopus mini)

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Jan 18, 2010

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General Olloth posted:



Who needs 15mm scale when you can just find old trukks!

Someone actually brought this to a 8th tournament last weekend. Who says hills don't have any purpose in 8th????

I wasn't even mad. Who can get mad at orks? It's not modelling for advantage.. it's a legit model!

I love those old models. I think Orks are one of the few races where you can look back at their ancient models and they still look mostly great.

Well, except maybe these guys.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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The Doom 2016 menu music uses a chainsaw put through a synthesizer (like digitally, not that they used a chainsaw to cut a synthesizer in half). I feel like these are the miniatures version of that.


Yeah, thats rad too.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Moola posted:

but you could burn that money on like

actual good models instead tho

Think of all the huge tiddied battle ladies you could get for £200!

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Jan 18, 2010

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

good news friendo. gw, being the same totally incompetent hack frauds theyve always been, still havent figured out how to to stop codex creep. and guess whos rumored to be the last codex in line?

I'm sure the fix they throw in is to reduce the point cost of everything by 20%, so they can hopefully boost sales by 20%.

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Jan 18, 2010

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SteelMentor posted:

It's me, the evil swidge legbutt feminid destroying the hobby by... existing and occasionally lightly criticising the dumbest parts of it.

How dare you. Do you not know that to be a fan of something you cannot be critical of it even slightly?

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Jan 18, 2010

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DiHK posted:

Not even gender neutral. They don't reproduce sexually at all.

:eng101: that means they're incels

Tyranids are eating the galaxy because they're angry they cant get laid?

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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So is a tervigon a mother giving birth to termagants, or a testicle releasing sperm?

Please help me I need to assign very strict gender binary to a fictional alien race from another galaxy.

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