Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
As long as the new season doesn't have a time traveling ghost man, the worst witch hunter business people, and try's not to be a 2010 era show and a 1920s and a 1820s show I will find it more watchable. A story that isn't completely random would not be bad too but they can't do everything.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I don't know if it has been called but I bet Jessica Lange has Teeth this season. Time to enjoy the show slip from having potential into being super awful.

Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Oct 9, 2014

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Waffleman_ posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about.

Teeth in her vagina, it is a freakshow season.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Just speculation about the new show is all.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Who trusts clowns anyways. Always around honking their horn, killing people.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Freakshow gangbang goooo!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Bet lobster boy and the twins are the love interest.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
That nurse is gonna totally have a baby from the freakshow gangbang.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Worst employee ever.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Were just regular people! Yea, we drug women and gang rape them like everyone else!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Rich kid is Twisty!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
It only took 2 episodes for people to call Horror Story out on bullshit and people to defend it from them! Wooooooooooo! Come on the store clerk couldn't even remember what kind of mannequins were in the shop in the first part of the episode. How long did he work there, 5 minutes? Just face it, this show basically has always had glaring plot holes. And so far only season 2 was worth anything.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I think the forum arguing is the best part about the show. Maybe during the episodes we will have better commercial entertainment. I will watch it in till the bloody end.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Random Stranger posted:

When this week kicked off with a poorly delivered speech about how the freaks had to just be understood by the townspeople while they were burying a police office they tore to pieces

Don't forget they drugged and gang raped that one chick. Were just trying to live our lives here townsfolk.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

TrekBek posted:

I really don't understand what Mordrake was even looking for. I thought he was looking for a terrible person to join his ghost crew.

Think he was just looking for a person with a sad story. Just watched it, gently caress mean midgets. 4 episodes so far with pretty decent pacing, but it's too soon to call it.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Captain Mog posted:

This has been probably the single largest theme which unites all seasons of AHS. The biggest monsters in each season were the perfectly "normal" humans who inflict terror on others whom they perceive as lesser than them.

Season 1 and 3 didn't really have a main bad guy, so I don't see this.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Crummelhorn posted:

Constance for season 1, you'd have to be an idiot to watch season 3 so who knows whether or not it had a villain???

She basically did nothing bad in all of season 1, there was no main bad person. It was like season 3 a bunch of dumb bad people that kinda win/lose the entire time.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
let there be sunny.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
she ain't hiding that body fast that's for drat sure.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
So now she cant preform? wtf.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Great soon comes a huge murder garden.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Her plot was going nowhere , at least they went out just great. Holy poo poo this show needs people to die for it to be good.

EDIT: gently caress, its a flashforward and didn't happend, damnit!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I GET IT! This is the story of Rush Limbaugh!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
So whats the angle here? Gays are freaks? Quite the bold stand FX.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Ok $20 bucks to murder you, i mean take you home and murder you.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I heard miss daisy needs a new head maid, that's some job security there!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Dandy has leveled up knife, disposing, and trickery.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Ops you can't doctor when you're DEAD!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Kinda ok episode, didn't really pay attention. Hope dandy gets the nice twin and not the crazy rude one.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

TrekBek posted:

I'll laugh if Dot finally gets her dream of separation, and it's Bette who lives.

Also, I know it's AHS and bad things always happen, but I hope Paul and Penny get to run off together and live happily...

I bet Stanley ends up in that museum because he is actually a freak too.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Totally digging this pacing, keep it up!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Hang on you lost me, i get to keep my penis?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Major diss on the Roosevelts.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
drat I think hes drinking straight iodine!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Already banging the fattie

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
And they are all dead.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
So far way better then coven, less then asylum. I'll be happy if this series comes second.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I bet you have alot of blood.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Oh poo poo! gently caress you fat bitch from the coven!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Arrested for murder!

  • Locked thread