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i impregnated roland's wife twice as charlemagne
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 06:22 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:00 |
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he never found out but i felt bad and am going to give him a duchy later
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 06:33 |
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rajas of india is cool tho you should try it. jains ftw
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 06:33 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:It's their recompense for inflicting Brazilians upon the internet. that's uncalled for
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 02:29 |
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muh achievements
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 04:05 |
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DICKHEAD posted:The current version of the mod is way too easy. They put an impenetrable border between you and the US and give you way more ponies with like 90% literacy. Like it's only hard if you embrace pony fascism and make only unicorns ponies accepted plz stop
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 03:23 |
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qfb
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 03:39 |
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DICKHEAD posted:dude i REALLY wanted them to add Qarmatians as an invader / mega revolt event like the Shepherd's Crusade when they added vegetarian as a trait but paradox won't even though Qarmatians were a way bigger deal than the stupid Shepherd's Crusade lmao i read that and it would be cool if they made an unique qarmatian heresy if it was a crazy-rear end mix of zoroastrain+muslim mechanics
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 01:25 |
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also i always thought the reason ottomans were broken as gently caress was because they are supposed to be the tutorial nation on eu4?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 01:29 |
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messalians are ftw bc they worship satan and can gently caress their sisters
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 03:45 |
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you could just whip out ruler designer or the console
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 03:50 |
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how are nestorians are they lovely pseudo-orthodox like miasyphites?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 03:52 |
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DICKHEAD posted:I like their cross but I dunno cause I don't feel like playing that one island. one of the golden horde starters is one but he has gimpy stats lol
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 04:11 |
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Crimea river
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 15:56 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:IS expelled Jews supposed to be permanent? My guy died and his kid still had it. I thought I could invite them back. it takes some years
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 05:32 |
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DICKHEAD posted:Anyway I got smashed in the second tutorial by the Transylvanians. Cripes. draculowned
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 06:01 |
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can you play as those badass bohemian battle wagons on pike and shot
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 00:01 |
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Wormskull posted:All swedes except for Johan and Toxjq are putrid scum, in this gamer's opinion. You forgot Pewdiepie.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 17:43 |
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they have ideas for a lot of lovely eastern european minors and some that don't even exist at 1444 but where's my south american ideas :sadfrog: at least africans have stuff now
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 23:01 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I think they are putting SA ideas in. cool. maybe this time i can actuallly do an inca game without having to import from CK2
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 23:37 |
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is the werewolf guy playable on CK2 bc it would loving rule if true
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 22:31 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:It's a really difficult start because you're tribal, but there are no churches in your holdings. The Lithuanians don't really help much as raid targets because their lands are poor as poo poo. You kinda have to abuse your alliances with the other Rurikid princes. yikes
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 00:36 |
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im gonna email johan or wiz and ask them to add a werewolf or vampire traits
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 00:37 |
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i started an ethiopian game and some of the unit descriptions are broken lol also the badass 6/5/5 leader you start with died after 5 years so i closed the game out of rage
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 00:26 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DICKHEAD is away and he's me go to guy for what's broken in patches etc. which yosposter did you troll now
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 00:35 |
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brazil is p epic
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 02:11 |
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zeal posted:are there any hardcoded invasions of India before the 15th Century in CK2? My tough little centralized Sri Lankan kingdom seems primed to take the whole Deccan without significant outside intervention. only the ghaznavids afaik and they usually just keep to the afghanistan/baluchistan zone
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 02:19 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Oh, 15th century...getting too excited about dlc. to be fair 15th century is the one where eu4 grand campaign starts
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 02:23 |
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that feel when im going to miami next week but the real-dollar currency is too expensive
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 04:00 |
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Wormskull posted:Drive up to Tampa Bay and I'll meet you in South St Pete and we can smoke some crack, hang out with prostitutes and talk map games. im not going to tampa man, im staying on miami and orlando and the places where south american fucksticks like me buy a shitload of cheapo stuff from americans lol
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 04:51 |
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hell if the wii u there doesnt have the mega taxes that it has here... i know what im bringing home
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 04:52 |
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Pewdiepie posted:You should set up an IRC SimulSmoke in TCC.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 05:01 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I'm loling at how some of my ck2 reviews were recieved. The one where I say people hate Sunset invasion because they are cheaters that suck at the game is voted helpful, but pretty much the same thing for the converter has probably the worst rating of any review I've ever made, including the one where I called the Wiz a friend of the family. link
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2014 23:42 |
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Panzeh posted:
Shove that up yo rear end, bitch!
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 14:51 |
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I did a hansa game when res publica came out where i colonized and moved my capital to panama and after building my badass american empire i went to try and form Germany
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 14:53 |
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i gave up trying to play as saxons to get the anglo-saxon cheevo bc that fuckass charlemagne kept steamrolling us and i failed assassinating hm on the game start
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 22:42 |
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It owns to have a vassal of different religion and the holy war cb and you use it to push that poo poo on people of the same religion as you
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 12:53 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Wiz The friend of the family will patch that out. thats my hindustan strat...
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 13:21 |
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 02:37 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:00 |
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i just had a hearty lol when i found out that the province id 420 is named ganja
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 02:41 |