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Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Widestancer posted:

Leave this thread open for the normal people who want to play and post about Archeage since Goonsquad apparently only posts on the offsite because they're totally not mad and totally haven't been chased out :iiam:

Widestancer can you copy the OP post infos from the old thread into your OP? :) I'd greatly appreciate it if we're going to keep this one!

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Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Widestancer posted:

I definitely can! I'll go do that right now.

Thanks! You're the best!

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Axel Serenity posted:

The problem is that he is still involved behind closed doors, can still post in AAGoons, and the guild leadership is trying to censor any discussion or jokes at SCT's expense instead of admitting he protected a pedophile. All it would take to get the discussion to stop is guild leadership going "SCT is not welcome and anyone associated with him and BFM are not welcome. Please feel free to laugh at his expense." But, instead, they continue to tiptoe around the issue, shout down dissenters, and attempt to sweep discussion under the rug instead of just outright saying they have cut ties with some internet BFF of theirs. The last time I heard Dodgy in Mumble making a state of the guild address, he literally said "We've been working with act and others for Auroria planning." So, no, he is not cast out as he should be.

Just because someone isn't a pedophile themselves doesn't mean they aren't supporting a culture that condones it. Nothing changes if these people aren't shown that there are actual consequences to being pieces of poo poo, and no game is more important than an actual child being groomed by some creepster. If the guild would straight up say that instead of going "Oh, but we kicked him! See! We're totally not still chatting with them in private mumble servers or anything!" then the problem would be solved. But instead of laughing at how dumb SCT was, people rage out and end up stirring poo poo over their e-friends' honor because "he led fun raids."

Not all of us. I don't think Eonwe should have been kicked for making fun of SCT/supporters, I think he was entitled to his opinion and posted a thread indicating as such. I think people should be welcome to express their opinions and if you do something that 98% of goons disapprove of, trolling is only natural. Don't speak in sweeping rhetoric using phrases like "guild leadership" like all of us are fine with the current state of affairs (I know you are not either) -- we're not. I've said here and in the offsite I don't think SCT or many others involved should be welcomed back to the guild after they went pirate, but I'm viewed as "radical".

You, myself, and a number of other goons feel the same but getting the guild to pull the trigger is hard. Eonwe was kicked by an officer without consulting the others for trolling the poo poo out of someone, which, unless I'm misinformed, shouldn't be, and has never been, against the rules.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 27, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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ragnoxiii posted:

There is some really small vocal minority that think SCT is going to return to Goon Squad like some prophesized messiah. Those people deserve to be ridiculed.

I agree wholeheartedly, which, unless I'm mistaken, sat at the core of Eonwe's "trolling".

In any case, I'd like to just take things back and just talk about AA stuff. I feel pretty strongly guild drama should be confined to the offsite wherever possible.

Speaking off, Widestancer, could you add the info for the various AA goon guilds to the OP? I don't know, I might have missed it, sorry if you already posted it.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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ragnoxiii posted:

That's the plan. And Kimsemus hasn't even logged on in days. It's other people stomping out those kinds of things.

I was logged in today.

The problem as I see it, pre Auroria, is since I've already made my money and built up my land holdings, there isn't much to do. Piracy is entertaining but for many goons who still need gold, time=money, and fishing is just a better way to do it, and I've really no interest in any more fishing myself.

I'm still very much involved with what is going on, but for many players, this is a CD period until Auroria drops.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Widestancer -- thanks for everything putting together the new OP and taking submissions. I have found the guild information to be accurate and fair, especially information involving various pirate guilds. Well done.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Today in As The ArcheAge Turns: fishing goons get mad about people saying hurtful things in guild chat, and pirating their fishing spots.

More at 11.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Oil! posted:

Reaching fishing agreements is inherently anti-free market and the socialist reign of terror is already starting to show strain. Too many fishing ships at a single location causes insane lag and I really doubt the profitability of fishing. Unless you are filling a ship yourself, you are going to be limited to 2-3 fish that all need to be 30 or 37k and take 30-45+ minutes round trip if you include time searching for spawns.

In reality, hunting fishing fleets is likely the best way to make money until they stop being such easy targets. You can kill and steal enough large fish for the pirates in 1/2 the time and if you have a fishing boat, fill it up with your ill gotten gains.

That's what I keep saying, but people feel like their precious fishing would be interrupted by PVP in a PVP centric game.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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wfwon posted:

That is until the "PvP" Commander, Kim-"FYGM"-semus, decide to screw everyone by killing all the other "non allied" greens fishing with us.

:toot:

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Bait and Swatch posted:

He has a Roose Bolton av, you really should have seen this coming.

Seriously though, apparently I'm ruining this PVP game with PVP.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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DirtyFalcon posted:

How would you know?

nice ninja edit

You try to be so edgy, but then you post frothy, rage induced gems like this:



10/10

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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ragnoxiii posted:

Sorry that he owned you on the offsite and you had to come running here.

This thread was doing pretty well for a while...

In other news: Auroria Launches 11/4 in case anyone was inactive and wants to come back for that. Come stop by the offsite so we can fill you in on what we are working on so you don't look like this guy when you log on.

Actually, I'm going to get Widestancer to add that info to the OP.

It's really just hit a point of pure stupidity though, you all have officer titles like I do, the difference is because you log in more you guys circlejerk each other while you herd the guild from one bad decision to another. The fact that any of you are entertaining any notions of getting a castle, let alone keeping one, is hubris beyond reason at this point, when every single active "leader" in the guild is wholly focused on trying and (failing) to get anyone geared for PVE content, while fishing until your fingers bleed, and forming every diplomatic position around protecting fishing.

Gold isn't going to do anything for you, people are getting privately wealthy, which isn't going to make them better players, and they won't be able to pace with the rising gear costs.



Posts like that are the best though, tacitly implying I'll be demoted/kicked at the first opportunity because I disagree with the stupid direction the guild is being taken is hilarious, especially when not 2 weeks ago I was accused of being the thought police, etc etc. Really, if I had been able to make any of those leadership meetings, I would have said the same thing then.

The hard and fast facts are that at any time of the day or evening, primetime or not, most people are fishing. Naga and others whine beat their chests about "progress", yet fail to see that all those mountains of gold aren't going to buy you your castle (incidentally, I told Dodgy before he left I would front 100% of the gold cost for all castle materials, and you can't keep up with gear costs so I'm not exactly sure what your strategy is), and even if by some miracle you built it, you would never hold it past the first siege, because of a total lack of foresight and planning beyond making gold.

From day one and going forward I have emphasized PVP over all other things because if you want to do/be anything meaningful in AA that's what you have to be good it. Yes I'm loud, yes I yell a lot, yes I hurt people's feelings when they do stupid poo poo in my PVP raids, but that's because I like to win. In this game that means high gear levels, and high skillcap in PVP. Nothing else matters as much as that.

You can't build anything meaningful in AA even if you piled your stupid fish to the ceiling, but that's really the only thing I see the guild "accomplishing". You have a fleet of fishing ships and virtually no ability to PVP anymore because of down numbers, many of the good PVPers leaving, and no one to lead them (successfully).

This guild isn't going to fail because of trolls or gassed threads or pedophiles, the guild is going to fail because a bunch of PVE tryhards who can't acknowledge a different viewpoint without frothing at the mouth are trying to apply EVE politics to a game that fundamentally is as simple as maxing gear levels and AOEing until you win. And at that, you can't ask me to lead content while at the same time cutting the legs out from underneath me any time your wallet might get thinner because of it.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Oct 29, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Morbidmind posted:

I don't understand what alternative you're offering though Kim. By attacking greens at fishing points goons are at its not gaining anything, its just making it more difficult for the people that want to fish to buy their gear and whatever else from fishing with really no positives. I agree people need to get better at pvp, but thats not really the way to go about it in my opinion. If you want to message me in game, I've been working on a couple ideas I'd like to bounce off the other pvp commander.

You completely de-emphasize a pyrrhic economic pursuit and focus entirely on PVP development. No amount of money is going to help you do that, and you could fish forever and still not be successful if you cannot be good at PVP. Whenever we pirated, I took exactly zero packs that we seized because the real fruit was getting people to learn to play their spec and coordinate, not the money we seized. I feel like it's fine to attack non-allied greens fishing because fishing shouldn't be a watershed activity for the guild (yet it is now our number one priority), and hurting them economically is way more important but also, and this is important, way more fun.

I may be "KimFYGMsemus", but I did so with zero help from the guild while volunteering vast quantities of time and material that I asked nothing in return for.

If you want a castle, and you want to win at AA, abandon voodoo economics, trickle down programs, guild coffers, etc, and focus wholly and entirely on mass equipping gear and learning to play the game well.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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I personally had a great time leading pirate content with one of the largest pirate fleets we've had in awhile, and we were able to have fun while respecting our fishing agreements 100%. Even though DBRB and others cried so much to Riyott he had to leave his IRL Friends and rush home to try and ban me on mumble, once everyone in the channel explained I, and the others did nothing wrong, he left satisfied that the pirates, once again, were on the right side of justice.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Charles Bukowski posted:

C'mon bud, give us the juicy details! People having fun will attract new players!

Well,

Tonight I was prompted to begin getting active again after being encouraged by Dirty and others, so I decided to take a pirate fleet out.

Now, I know the rule that our fishing pact has is as follows:

quote:

Don't attack greens at schools of fish if they are fishing with other Goons. Also don't be dicks and hang around just outside of view range waiting for them to return. (yes people have done this too)

If you see Greens fishing and there's no Goons fishing the same spot, feel free to push their poo poo in.

That is straight off of our "diplomat's" post about it.

So we went looking for targets in spots close to our continent. On the way, we picked up a couple of green fishing boats not allied to us, and blew them up and got packs, we saw an allied one (in the strategic sense not fishing pact sense) and let it go, of course.

Then came fishing spot number one. Must have had, I don't know, four green fishing boats. We thoroughly checked, and made sure no goons were present so we wouldn't be loving other goons. Once we were sure, we blew them all up and got more packs in 5 minutes than a group would fishing for two hours. Towards the end of killing greens, a goon boat showed up (presumably to fish) so we promptly left. On our way to the second spot, fishing goons began to sperg and froth hard, invading our channel, despite having done nothing wrong.

I guess when they wrote the rules, they never expected us to actually follow them. In any case, DBRB and a few others began spamming Riyott like CRAZY on his mobile IRC to come on mumble and ban me for violating our fishing pact. Of course, when he got in, he found out I didn't, and the other 30 in the channel, even some more level headed fishing goons, agreed with that.

Anyway, we found a second fishing spot, again, after searching for a few minutes, no goons. So we pushed more green guild poo poo in. Sunk all their boats, took their fish. Sunk all the boats around them. Sunk all the boats going from the spot and shore. We probably collected ~500g in fish when it was all said and done.

Despite all of this though, fishing goons were really upset. We didn't know why, they wrote the agreement, and we followed it to the letter. In any event, I came back to the game, we had a GREAT time, huge, unnecessary drama was had, and a bunch of pirates got a bunch of gold in their pockets, that involved having a lot of fun and not clicking the equivalent of a quick time event for fifteen minutes.

I guess when it comes right down to it -- I was wrong all about fishing. Fishing IS a lot of fun, it's quick and easy when you let people fill their expensive fishing boats full of marlin and just let you glide on in and liberate them.

//edit I don't get it, people were complaining for two pages about me not being around to provide content, I log in, make content, many goons have a great time, and some of those same people are still butthurt. :iiam:

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Oct 30, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Deki posted:

With Goonsquad's numbers why the gently caress aren't you guys cockblocking other guilds from the kraken? It takes like 2 minutes and 2 galleon deaths to entirely gently caress an attempt. The huge West faction alliance on Ollo despawns everything if they find out that my guild is bringing even 15 people because that's enough to take a lightly-manned galleon and start feeding ships to the Kraken.

The main eastern guild that does it, Forestcrow, can right now put roughly the same number of dudes on the field as us and vastly outskill/outgear most of our guys. We ruined their attempts for a few nights working with other guilds, but quite frankly, they were determined to get it done, and many goons go to the point where wasting their entire night not doing something fun and getting nothing out of it made camping kraken not worth it. The poopsock of some of the Aranzeb guilds cannot be underestimated.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Arcade posted:

I wouldn't have minded camping it, but we weren't the guild there to kill the Kraken, Wicked was. We were just defending them basically, and while destroying FC junks was fun, after six hours it got kind of old. If were the guild contesting the Kraken, I maybe would have cared a bit more. Unless I'm mistaken, we didn't even have an arrangement for taking turns with Wicked at the time so they probably would have wanted us to do the same thing the next time.

And when it came down to Auroria, somehow it was arranged that Wicked was getting the first castle for our side, instead of us. The "alliance" began to stink. It's why when Wicked got into a twist about goons making a deal for Freedick with Forestcrow, we didn't hesitate.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Eonwe posted:

I'd rather pirate it off greens tbh.

It's really much easier/quicker to do it that way.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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One of SCT's ilk was re-invited to the guild, made GM and I was promptly kicked.

No good deed goes unpunished.This was probably a combination of people just talking to him and him getting revenge for my hard stance against anyone associating with BFM. He didn't bother to contact me or hear my side of course. Didn't respond to my tells either, so final vengeance is theirs I guess.

With that though, many of the remaining PVPers are discussing leaving, joining pirate faction, or forming our own guild/joining another guild. Stay tuned to this thread.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Lol it's actually totally fine, guild will be dead in another 4 weeks anyway, if the last 2 days are any indication.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Oct 31, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Eonwe posted:

so are you saying that Kimsemus didn't just get kicked, and I didn't get kicked because I made fun of pedophile defenders in guild chat

hmmmmmmmm

A pattern emerges.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Third World Reggin posted:

I am not guild leader yet. This is horse poo poo.

I tried, but I was drug out into the street and headshot before you could take your crown.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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I figure while we're on the subject, I show you just what I was up against. This was the last major "discussion" we had in Officer chat, regarding our pirating in a piracy game, presented in chronological post to illustrate some of the insurmountable stupidity (and level voices trying to reign it in) and petty backtalk afoot.

For the record, I did nothing but pretty much devote most of my logged in time trying to help this guild and create content. The lovely part is, a lot of goons suffer because of the incomprehensible failures in personalities and leadership. Remember, this drama started recently because people were mad about getting their fishing hosed up in a PVP game.

Context: I opened up a public debate regarding our completely idiotic guild policies and lack of leadership, and this is what happened where the guild couldn't see. This is the backstory of what caused so much drama in the last 48 hours:
















(The irony about the fishing supporting is while the people fishing have gotten personally rich, the guild hasn't actually gotten anything from it, nor has any armor magically materialized).

This is an officer's true opinion of one of the most dedicated and active content leaders in the guild:



This is the strawman argument that is brought up every time any modicum of discipline is attempted:



This shows the lack of communication going on in leadership, as brought up by the guy that was supposed to be GM:



Fears about Widestancer, and the continued lack of leadership. Note who was supposed to get the guild (turtle), and who actually got it (Taters), which ended up in my public execution, of course of course. :dance:



These are, of course, just some of the gems. This just kind of shows what was actually going on, beyond the frothing in IRC and the "trolling". There were people that were really trying to stear/care about this guild, and most of those people are quit/kicked for their trouble.

Enjoy. :munch:

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Oct 31, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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<GOONFLEET> has been formed as a guild on Aranzeb west to help control the fishing population. This is a goon guild with a PVP focus. All goons are welcome to join. This guild has actual leadership and direction, no fishing pacts, and is okay with drama.

TL;DR we're going to have fun and hurt a lot of feelings.

We will use the Camping the Stairs SA mumble once we're finally banned off the Goon Squad mumble (Camping the Stairs).

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 31, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Fauxtool posted:

hah those fishermen are getting hosed, are you asking for protection money first or just wrecking them?

No pacts, no protection. Only tears.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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FYI all goons that wish for amnesty are welcome with GOONFLEET (Unless you're an unrepentant heretic). Even if you were being a bad because you were blinded by greed or fish hate, we rule by the most just laws -- the laws of the kangaroo court.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Yet Widestancer has the best OP yet. Should Imp Zone control all the OPs in the MMO HMO?

I think so! :pcgaming:

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Charles Bukowski posted:

G-good morning Sempai!



In honor of those senpai who have fallen before their time.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Axel Serenity posted:

Careful guys. Valor (the player, but also the guild) knows goons and was trying to drop some sweet knowledge on why Kimsemus left (all fo which was bullshit). Apparently he "knows goons better than we know the bottom of our nutsack," and has totally legit insider info.

He called me salty. Thanks for the trade packs, Valor. :allears:

Oh my I wonder what it could have been, what if VALOR IS ACTUALLY TATERS :tinfoil:

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Third World Reggin posted:

Castle update: The guy with all the materials left the guild. Apparently this was because he did not get to become guild leader.

Guild bank update: A lot of goons don't know this, but we apparently had a guild bank. That has also left the guild.

Those materials are now in the hand of wicked.

Chaos Reigns.

That's actually pretty lovely.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Kalarifik posted:

The important thing is we did some piracy and everyone had a good time and laughed at Balisata while he was doing a good job of running it, so if we can do this with Kimsemus too everyone will have fun!

Except fishers. but who gives a poo poo about them.

There is a palpable irony that the spergy, screaming fishing goons are the ones quite literally and directly loving the guild into the ground.

Simply amazing, you couldn't make poo poo like this up. Many people who fleet with me know I'm actually pretty chill and I just yell during fights so people know what's going on because PVP is herding cats. I'm actually very approachable whenever people are not screaming themselves to death about me harpooning ships in the same ocean as their fish.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Internet Kraken posted:

The drama that started all this was Kimsemus leading a raid that conflicted with the interests of fishing goons so I have no idea what the gently caress you think caused this.

There is literally no other plausible explanation based on their behavior, unless they created a self-sustaining shitter singularity and were consumed by their own hand to mouth making GBS threads in their fishing channels.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Goon Fishermen reasoning:

We don't want to be pirated fishing, and PVPers could gently caress up our fishing, so we should all quit the goon guild whereby we will absolutely get hosed up fishing.

Oh, and we'll accuse Kim and his ilk of loving the guild, then absolutely and clearly gently caress it by robbing it.

:master:

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Nov 1, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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ruffz posted:

With this latest post from Trion about the Auroria patch, I have no idea what the mats for a Farm Wagon are going to be. They make it sound like it'll just take a Farm Cart plus Flaming Logs. If that's the case and it doesn't need 2 thunderstrucks anymore, that's kinda awesome and terrible at the same time. Terrible because everyone that already had a Farm Cart will have a Wagon, and trade pack values are going to constantly be low.

...you still need the thunderstruck to make the original cart, so price should be normal.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Internet Kraken posted:

Alright give it to Balista then. Or any other active goon that has nothing to do with this leadership fuckery and just wants the guild to succeed.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Nov 1, 2014

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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ruffz posted:

I'm curious how many people sold their trees after Trion's post last night? It sounded pretty clear that you didn't need trees anymore, but something didn't seem right about that so I held onto my trees. I can only imagine what the official forums look like right now in response to this.

I would hold onto your trees and see how it plays out. If everyone is dumping trees and you hold yours, you might stand to make some nice windfall profit.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Third World Reggin posted:

FC is actually ok with goons having a castle as long as wicked doesn't have one but that would require goons being able to defend against wicked.

Whenever we un-derail diplomacy, we'll probably just ally with eastern guilds like FC, who will like us for our constant attacks on western guilds.

This will result in maximum profit/tears/fun.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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It's a conspiracy, I've convinced a bunch of goons from different communities/interests, and even fellow imps, to lie for me because you are the only one that knows the truth of what happened and I had to make sure you were silenced.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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Oh my.

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Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
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the new meta-meta move has occurred: fishing goons are now going to other organizations I play with in SA in an attempt to get me banned from those communities by lying to the people who lead them.

You really cannot make this stuff up.

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