MLS Cup Playoffs 2014: Calvinism

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Who's winning this loving thing? This poll is closed.
(W1) Seattle Sounders	31	22.63%
(W2) Los Angeles Galaxy	13	9.49%
(W3) Real Salt Lake	1	0.73%
(W4) FC Dallas	4	2.92%
(W5) Vancouver Whitecaps	4	2.92%
(E1) DC United	16	11.68%
(E2) New England Revolution	27	19.71%
(E3) Columbus Crew	11	8.03%
(E4) Red Bull New York	5	3.65%
(E5) Sporting Kansas City	0	0%
(C1) Calvinball	25	18.25%
Total:	137 votes

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Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

If you guys who are fans of garbage teams want to make an offseason thread, feel free. I just don't want to split up posting about the playoffs in two separate threads.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 15:25

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 17:14

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Should have just left open a single MLS thread to handle all the garbage, boss

We dont need a thread just for you.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 19:49

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

I don't know about that call.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 03:49

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Really Good

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 22:17

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Mike Toole posted:

So what needs to happen:
Revs beat Columbus
DC beats New York
Revs beat DC

RSL beats LA
Dallas beats Seattle
Dallas beats RSL

Revs vs Dallas at Gillette Stadium

In this way only, I don't have to buy a plane ticket to the final if the Revs get into it, and Don Garber will want to die.

Crazy match earlier today. It'll be interesting to see what the Disciplinary Committee does to Wahl for the scissor-kick on Rowe or Francis for the flying elbow on Jones, if anything at all.

Gettin on this train right now.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2014 04:50

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Fucitol posted:

The best thing that I will take solace in this game is Higuain consistently making GBS threads all over Shuttleworth through this season. His last PK was a p big "ess my dilz."

This game's going to be scrappy on a field that favors fast play. Parking the bus is the easiest option for NE, and I expect Parkhurst and one of Wahl/Gehrig/Pogatetz to be the only true defenders on the field for Columbus. A full field press that gives way to easy counters.

Parking the bus would be a huge mistake for New England, the defense is not good enough to handle Higuain and co for 90 minutes.

I think every Revs fan is thinking that the penalty will come back to bite us. At least it's worth going to the match :v:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 19:13

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

fat greasy puto posted:

no my team is gonna lose

Yeah I was actually thinking what a pathetic argument this is, heh.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 19:56

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Mmm I'm basking in some locally sourced tifos at Gillette right now. Lee Nguyen, what a player.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 01:08

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

They'll be defragging hard drives in the streets of Foxborough tonight.

Lmao

# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 02:15

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

13 year old girls posted:

1,150 Revolution fans are going to be bussed to the NY game tomorrow. Talk about a loving away supporter section, that's practically the entire Fort on a good day times three

It's actually easier to get to jersey than it is to get to foxboro so this makes sense.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 18:20

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

New England will score three away and then Henry will be forced to play on the lovely turf at Gillette and he'll quit in a rage.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 21:09

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

fat greasy puto posted:

ill bet you one (1) week of having to use the av (you know the one) on this tie and i will take the red bulls

lol this is good, I'm in.

I realize I lose in both cases since I'll have to look at it either way.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 21:38

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

WangNV posted:

How does one get to Gillette; if say, one is going to be in Boston on the 29th anyway?

Driving is literally the only way to get there.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 04:27

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

Post about the playoffs you retards.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 21:58

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

It's going to swing the other way entirely. I'm thinking 3 players sent off total.

What're the suspension rules for the final? Anyone who gets sent off misses it?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 22:34

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I'm pretty sure the only way you miss the final is a red at this point.

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

I think yellows are reset at least, not sure about straight reds

Makes sense.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 22:47

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

drat it looks like titty and the rest of the New Jersey battymen got owned.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 23:32

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

fat greasy puto posted:

give me any av you want gd my heart and mind are clear

I will

# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 23:33

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Mike Toole posted:

Yeah, Henry was a goddamn joy to watch, the turf didn't appear to affect his game at all. I got really nervous late on, when he was obliged to push up the field-- I'd rather him dish up deadly crosses and forward passes to a pack of shitheads than make those runs himself.

All of his set pieces made me nervous, even the corners. I'm glad I got to see him play at least once more.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 05:38

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Sir Unimaginative posted:

And now, a semifinal on carpet.

Where you can still see the gridiron.

Ruin this town, Galaxy.

The other semifinal was on carpet too. The football lines weren't there, though.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 03:38

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

That was a real nice goal.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 04:43

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Gordon looking like a knockoff Sergio Ramos

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 05:03

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

I hope the Revs loving humiliate LA so we don't have to endure the endless tributes and circlejerks to fat landon's 'legacy'

but also because the Revs are cool and LA is not.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 16:47

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

You're wrong Terroni

I'm right and the singular term is terrone

Don't mis-regionalize me!!!!

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 18:09

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

Then I'm fine. It's just the chest thumpers I hate. Granted, I bleed purple for my team and shout and chant when I'm in the stadium. When talking about it to a stranger, I can banter. But being obnoxious isn't something I do. Unless I'm posting here.

All the other Revs fans I've met are all very different then the rest of the Boston sports teams. Not much to brag about when your trophy cabinet contains a USOC and uhhh...this Superliga thing.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 19:17