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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah but they gave the job to Liz Truss, not a cat or a shoe.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AlbieQuirky posted:

I can’t see it, but I am positive that dude is wearing a Big Johnson t-shirt

My school district specifically banned those shirts. Some kids wore them anyway and got in trouble.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

That Fr*nch billionaire who died due to penis enhancement complications should have gotten someone to write a sad article about him.

Excuse me?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Samovar posted:

No, no - why is French censored.

Yes. Thank you.

Seriously what the hell?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I appreciate that the play-by-play dude doesn't understand how mammals work.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Alaois posted:

what lovely factory produces these kinds of posters

Dunno but I hope Bobby Wagner tackles the poo poo out of it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Scathach posted:

And really which of you goons doesn't have a sex tape out there somewhere anyway.

Me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Captain Monkey posted:

Tokaii or tokeii yeah, I think he eventually got outed as some kind of weirdo around the time the goon consensus on cops shifted and he was no longer being hero worshipped for posting about beating protesters.

Pedo defender.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Team Jeb.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

What's so strange about this?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The General posted:

Can't write six words without mentioning the price range of the neighbourhood.

In this case the more expensive the house, the funnier the story is.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Vikings won by the way.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Goddamnit Tim Matheson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Lady Disdain posted:

Obligatory "someone please explain the specifically-American sporting event for the rest of us" comment.

Imagine if a soccer team decided to line every player up in the wrong position and literally poo poo themselves instead of trying to kick the ball. That's about what you're seeing in American football terms.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Is the King on Wikifeet now?

I think those weirdos only care about women's feet for some reason.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

freeedr posted:

What are you guys giving up for Mark Wahlberg’s 40-day Challenge this year

Remembering Mark Wahlberg's existence.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

By popular demand posted:

everything I read about UK politics hints that every government minister is a grotesque homunculus desperately pretending to be a person.

That's an accurate description of a lot of the population of the UK, not just their government ministers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Kenneth Clark would be proud.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
:ok:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

By popular demand posted:

What a surprisingly benign type of insanity.
I could definitely enjoy some tea and cucumber sandwiches with that man.

Insane Brits are either monsters or the nicest, most entertaining goddamn people in the world.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ah, Prohibition.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:frogon:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is what True Art looks like.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Wanting to punch Elon Musk is probably the most human-like quality Zuck has ever exhibited.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Scathach posted:

The Dept of Wildlife is trying to catch her for "an examination" which is just stupid. If the wales can do it, why not let the otters join? Besides, surfers clearly don't have enough fear of the ocean anyway.

I don't recall hearing anything about the Royals commandeering surfboards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

UwUnabomber posted:

Yeah it's extremely cool.



Looks uncomfortable though.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OK, this game of Madlibs has gone too far.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The games or actual radioactive fallout?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I smell a new goon zipline project.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Kevin Harlan is the best.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Oh good, it's one of those suicidal security robots.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

They all look so thrilled to be together.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

I use doctor bronners concentrate so that I am covered in a thick film of oil that prevents predators from getting a good grip on me

That's the All-One! difference.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

They've got a point.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

By popular demand posted:

Ah yes that completely normal thing to take with you on a plane, a maggot infested fish.

This is the sort of thing that should actually be a death penalty crime.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Inceltown posted:

Depends on the rotting fish. You can't take surströmming.

Thank God for small mercies.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I didn't know there was a brothel near Fawlty Towers.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Man, Texas parents used to be kinda cool.

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