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Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ultrafilter posted:

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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 17:21

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 12:39

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxoW0zXiZ8Q

"What an Australian reason for a safety car..."

Truer words never spoken.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 19:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Cartoon Man posted:

Every single word of this is solid gold.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 01:14

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople/status/1513236874911010824

You wouldn't download breast milk.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 16:29

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ATAB

# ¿ May 4, 2022 10:40

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1528728345260789760

Oh poo poo.

# ¿ May 24, 2022 14:39

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/UncleRamrod/status/1549398119653249024

gently caress Ted Faro

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 04:33

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Yes, but there plenty of famous people from the 60s who are still alive, some are even still working. I definitely don't think of it as "assume they're dead" vintage. It certainly not "assume they've been dead for decades" vintage.

Can confirm. I am from the early 60s and currently not dead.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 20:06

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

By popular demand posted:

I know that, I'd just like to find some angry rambling about how the kids will never learn proper technique now and will only make lazy kitche.

http://chimeraobscura.com/vm/episode-497-dave-mckean

# ¿ Sep 4, 2022 18:31

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Captain Hygiene posted:

I am delighted yet still mystified after sending this through google translate

Somehow it's even less comprehensible after being translated.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 16:23

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

"Nicaragua Peaces Out from Central America"

# ¿ Oct 1, 2022 19:54

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

trapped mouse posted:

The weirdest part about this headline is that the car was not a Tesla.

Hey! My car has an alibi!

# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 05:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Captain Monkey posted:

Only some vampires can turn into a bat, in fact it requires a relatively high xp investment of Protean 4, which is out of clan for most Clans, and furthermore,

Or you have to defeat Night marshal Styx the Summoner and drain him. Be careful though, he's a level 76 and his adds suck.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 00:00

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Us boomers remember Vietnam.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 19:54

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

freeedr posted:

Here�s a weird quote written by a man:

Oh brother

Read Fred Saberhagen's 'The Dracula Tape' for a completely different view on the events.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 18:21

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Inceltown posted:

River of melted butter blocks Wisconsin waterway after fire at dairy plant

Firefighters describe struggling through butter �three inches thick� on steps as they battled blaze at factory

Not the first time...

https://www.nbc15.com/2021/05/02/the-butter-fire-30-years-later/

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 21:19

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Phy posted:

The town is just off the coast of the Gulf of St Lawrence

My vote is New Brunswick gets flipped into the sky by a heretofore unknown supervolcano like the world's largest toonie, and lands edge-first on the Gaspe peninsula

And nothing of value is lost...

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 02:25

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/paulisci/status/1627859650921267201

A dentist above a candy shop? Seems suss.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 17:59

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: my genitals were partially covered (by the cheese)

The iguanas have calmed down by now.

# ¿ May 7, 2023 15:42

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Knormal posted:

I recently learned the Byzantines were terrorized by a really pissed off whale for over 50 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)

His legend lives on.

What about Mocha Dick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mocha_Dick

# ¿ May 21, 2023 03:48

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Would you like to tote my scrote?

I would not like to tote your scrote.

Not in a boat...not with a goat...not on a train...not in a plane...

Your scrote offends me you must see, my scrote is the only one for me!

# ¿ May 22, 2023 17:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This was California three years ago...

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 14:58

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Phy posted:

La Belle Epoque

La Belle Ecroak

# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 15:52

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Blue Moonlight posted:

Honey came out and she caught me red-membered
Creepin' with the ants out doors
Picture this, I was all butt naked
Bangin' on the ants� nest home

...It wasn't bee...

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 21:12

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Poster name/Image combo.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 20:05

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ultrafilter posted:

GWAR: Tiny Desk Concert

It unironically rocks.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 01:51

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Mandatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--Hz4C9XSo

# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 19:17

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Master Twig posted:

That man made me realize.

It's been a combined 22 years since we had a new mainline game in the GTA and Elder Scrolls series.

And nothing of value was lost.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 15:11

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1694393353327034825

Sadly, that headline has gone from weird, to a normal state of affairs

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 01:52

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/this_is_mallory/status/1700478391244497157

Has to be checked out for an hour at a time, but this book has a fascinating section on the Bates Method.

https://archive.org/details/bwb_KR-589-957

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 16:00

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

By popular demand posted:

Found a on a quick search and that Dr. Bates had quite a history.

but honestly the only thing everyone needs to read is the closing of that chapter:

Fads and Fallacies is a must-read. Gardner covers a lot of poo poo that people are still swearing by today.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 16:46

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Sobatchja Morda posted:

That's a Non-Flying Fox, not a Bat

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 16:33

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

We need a replacement for Sticky Vicki

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 20:13

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

bobjr posted:

https://x.com/mailonline/status/1746969876474790336?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

That's not true, she also owned all those tasty tasty swans.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 17:01

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

A version of the actual article.
https://freespeechunion.org/police-accused-of-parodying-jk-rowling-with-jo-who-thinks-trans-people-should-go-to-gas-chambers/

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 18:03

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 12:39

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Mescal posted:

gang tag please!

Oh hell yes

# ¿ May 2, 2024 16:02

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