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By popular demand posted:69.90 moms, a new variation on a classic 69 90 moms, the sequel to Kill Six Billion Demons
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1 posted:Astwomancy It's not only a good joke, "astromancy" perhaps a better word for what astrology is now
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Carthag Tuek posted:there will always be weird nazis in the corners Today we post things we learned playing Wolfenstein on our dads' 386
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Der Kyhe posted:I only thought popes poo poo in the woods. Those toilet paper commercials with the cartoon bears were clever at first, because the cartoon bear was actually in the woods, and there was no dialogue, so you could just put two and two together on your own Now we got the cartoon bear son rubbing toilet paper on his face because it's just so pillowy soft doncha know. I know I always like to test my bogroll out on my cheek to make sure it's gonna be gentle on my dirt button
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Paper Tiger posted:Kegel Space Program Now we know why Jeb's always makin those faces https://i.imgur.com/3WkzMMB.mp4
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Captain Monkey posted:I'd be pretty worried if I saw a large shrimp in a tree. Ever see a coconut crab?
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Apr 15, 2021 22:22
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The MSJ posted:A coconut crab is also a type of hermit crab, which are not crabs, and are thus probably more shrimp than they are crab. thanks to the carcinization phenomenon it's more accurate to say shrimps are insufficiently crab
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Carthag Tuek posted:someone call al pacino, stat! Oh obviously 
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Apr 22, 2021 20:27
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:It's a jpeg, dumas 
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Apr 26, 2021 17:39
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That's amore
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May 1, 2021 02:20
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Ware the hecatonpyges!
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May 7, 2021 17:51
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Marcade posted:Look, there's nothing wrong with Ursidae per se, I just don't want one playing defense on my hockey team, is all. gently caress that. If the Flames could draft an actual bear I'd buy season tix. (Coincidentally there's been two lethal bear attacks in southern AB in the last month) Baron von Eevl posted:If these Canadian fans don't like Bear then they should consider moving to Antarctica.  "Arctic" meaning "northern" originally referred to either the constellation of Ursa Major or Minor, with the root, "arctos", being another word for bear. So "Antarctic" means "away from bears". Phy has a new favorite as of 18:46 on May 28, 2021 |
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I just remembered that Sarah Connor never went back for her iguana Pugsley after surviving the first Terminator Maybe he was in the jeep at the end but I didn't see him
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Old Men of the Sea
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:This happens every so often it’s not a big deal. Ok, well, is there anyone asking your PM to let their people go, because if this is a regular occurrence by now maybe y'all oughta consider it
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Jun 17, 2021 17:12
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Such Fun posted:Also a big lol at the poor lab technician who had to put a bunch of subs in a blender before loading the PCR with samples of beige sludge I dunno, I'd think it was a nice break from all the liquefied mouses
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What do we book em for, chief? Assault? *dips pinky finger into marinara, tastes the tip* - Nah, just battery... It's salty enough.
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Aug 3, 2021 20:54
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Ok but it doesn't say how short the short legs were. Because if the short legs now are just regular spider length, that doesn't make them a daddy shortlegs, it just makes them a daddy legs.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Captain Tractor's back! https://youtu.be/DuGGNsE3_8Y
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Aug 12, 2021 18:47
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One of my favorite restaurants leaned so hard into this that you used to have to let your eyes adjust to the darkness before the host led you to your enormous wooden throne The chairs at every single table other than booths were enormous wooden thrones They added more lights about ten years ago, and then the restaurant changed hands during covid, and I know they've deleted the ayce salad and soup bar (because of covid) but I hope they at least kept the enormous wooden thrones
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Aug 13, 2021 16:54
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Any business that's mostly or exclusively cash is going to attract people with money to launder. But for some reason the idea of mob run arcades amuses me. It makes me imagine a videogame themed crime syndicate. Ruled with an iron fist by Don Kikong
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Oct 8, 2021 00:00
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Tei posted:Is a time honored tradition that people with horrible tastes meet in a single place on the internet. Angelfire, Geocities, Facebook. Concentrated dipshits self-amplify their own dipshittery. It's like having too many chunks of uranium too close together.
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Jihad Joe posted:Surely Canberries Nah they were Irish
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By popular demand posted:Hammered, having a sauna or shooting at Soviets. Usually a combination of those according to my ineffable knowledge of Finland. I was going to add "playing hockey" but upon reflection I think that counts as "shooting at Soviets"
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I've read that jaguars attack humans pretty infrequently (ie quite a bit less than the Eurasian big cats, particularly leopards) Like, Wikipedia has lists of attacks on humans by lions, tigers, leopards, and mountain lions... Nothing for jaguars. I say bring em back, see how it goes. Thread relevant, there's also an article about attacks by beavers on humans. There's one recorded death in 2013, in Belarus. Imagine being the only man in recorded history to die from a beaver bite.
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Phy posted:I've read that jaguars attack humans pretty infrequently (ie quite a bit less than the Eurasian big cats, particularly leopards) It just now occurs to me that the Wikipedia article on jaguar attacks on humans could have been deleted by a jaguar
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Potato Salad posted:there's already cougars Cougars are a hoax perpetrated by jaguar wikipedia editors (really though the mountain lion is a pretty successful cat. I have a tendency to think of them as The North American Big Cat, cause it's the one we have, but its range extends down into South America, farther south than where jaguars go, and they absolutely live in the same places jaguars do)
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Whooping Crabs posted:Shooting guns while on a roller coaster sounds loving dope though I went on that Men In Black ride at Universal once, it was ok
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Burkion posted:Nixon was a weird dude who ultimately was his own worst enemy Please stop drawing parallels between me and Richard Nixon
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Oh, Captain Hygiene, no! You're my best enemy.
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E: upon reflection, nah
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Rascar Capac posted:nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early Somebody track down Delos Harriman and break his fuckin legs
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Lobok posted:Google Giggly? 
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By popular demand posted:
Great way to get a henereal disease
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I've seen ravens team up, where one distracts a tourist, the other yoinks their food, then they go off and share it. 
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If you're wondering how scallops go in to a trap, and you're like me and basically know gently caress all about how bivalves live... scallops can swim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90
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Pookah posted:Rocket, aka arugula is excellent on a burger. Every single loving time someone refers to arugula as rocket, my brain starts trying to figure out how to drop a "chew chew rocket" pun, only to abandon it because of the unlikelihood that anyone else in the conversation has had a weird commercial for an obscure Dreamcast game rattling around in their internal jukebox for nearly their entire adult life
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Knormal posted:The trick is to just pee in front of you as you walk. All this time I've been looking down on rats when I could have been learning from them
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A little followup from earlier this year: https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2022/01/17/scientists-study-trajectory-of-meteorite-that-landed-in-bc-in-october.html It's an "L chondrite", a type of relatively common meteorite where many of the ones that are found show signs of having been blasted apart from a larger body about 470 million years ago.
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