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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Have you ever understood every individual word in a sentence, yet not understood what the whole combination together was saying? Like even after reading the article I don't understand what she's going on about.

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

I really like that her plan or Trump's plan or whatever to fix a century of conniving to ruin the country by turning everyone into debt slaves is to implement the old jewish jubilee concept and cancel all debt every 50 years -- a thing the president definitely can't do. Surely that would take a constitutional amendment or something.

No you see the president has access to a lever called ECONOMY GOOD and one called ECONOMY BAD so they just need to stop pulling the latter one and start pulling the former.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Tunicate posted:

I mean theoretically it'd reduce the risk posed by someone with covid breathing near a medical professional who doesn't have it.

That sounds like something the robots would say to try and reassure us they aren't planning to stab our brains.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

That's not that out of the ordinary for New Hampshire, especially that part of New Hampshire.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
They're careful not to leave remains, no one knows it was an orca attack because there's no body to test if it's an orca attack. Every ship that mysteriously disappeared without a trace was actually an orca pod attack. WAKE UP SHEEPLE THEY'VE DECLARED WAR ON US.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Our lazy Lord and Savior just needs to get a job already, dude is in his 30s (give or take 2000 years) and still refuses to wear anything but a robe while yelling at people

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

It's just a standard word for "people whose religion is Islam".

More accurately, in arabic it means "one who has surrendered themselves before God", comes from the same SLM root as Islam, which means "total surrender to God" or thereabouts. The eurocentric old way to refer to them is Mohhamadean, which will make you sound like a 18th century teacher.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Tesla Autopolice working about as well as expected

I'd say better, most goons would expect that to burst into flames and ram an orphanage or something.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The Lone Badger posted:

TLoU3 looking very, very bad.

I'm all for this new and fresh take on the zombie apocalypse.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

I'm sorry, what?

It's more papery than paper mache but not quite as papery as papierest mache is

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
So how long until they turn into a dark souls boss

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Collateral Damage posted:

Don't starfish eat sponges?

Are you saying Patrick wouldn't eat SpongeBob on accident? The starfish eats basically everything out in front of him and is as dumb as a brick.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The Lone Badger posted:

This has to be a op targeted at Peter Thiele.

He is welcome to buy as much of my poo poo as possible, it is premium half-Japanese half-Mexican poo poo so that means it has both mystic asian powers and ancient native American powers. I charge a million dollars a pound.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
It's also in the spirit of the original Olympics, where one of the most famous wrestling champions actually died during a match and they gave him the victory, as obviously he was willing to go even to the death in order to win.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Tunicate posted:

Nah he tapped out while being pinned by the corpse.

Honestly, that's even funnier.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I'm always mad those ventures fail early, I want to see Peter Thiel thrown overboard by angry residents.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
It's an absurdly specific law Texas passed in the 70s but you'd be surprised how many times people get fined as a result.

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

I can understand that they wanted to eat Shakira's child, but what were they going to do with the laptop? They just keep getting bolder.

The same thing everyone else with a laptop uses them for. Buying guns and watching porn.

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