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Didn't see a PYF for regular wikipedia articles so hopefully I can unload this jizz here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding) quote:Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by using jizz. quote:If we are walking on the road and see, far ahead, someone whom we recognise although we can neither distinguish features nor particular clothes, we may be certain that we are not mistaken; there is something in the carriage, the walk, the general appearance which is familiar; it is, in fact, the individual's jizz. quote:The term was first used in print in 1922 [...] attributed it to "a west-coast Irishman"
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 15:12 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:40 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I always thought jizz was a kind of music. Shows what I know. Don't sell yourself short. You've probably accumulated a lot of people's jizz over the years.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 21:48 |
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The medical aspect of the DNA sequencing is interesting, like I could understand if a person wants to know if they've got Alzheimer's headed their way but the genealogy part is just funny to me. Like ok, I apparently am 20% "Italian"? I don't know how that changes anything about my life or who I am unless-a I a-want to-a talk-a like-a thees.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 14:17 |
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Phlegmish posted:It can be incredibly important to mixed-race people, especially those from the New World who often have no idea what their racial make-up might be. No, it doesn't change anything in practice, and it's not rational, but people aren't rational. It has reaI emotional value to some people, and I can understand that. I don't doubt that it's emotional for people because clearly it's a big popular thing. What I should say is that it's funny for me. Though I am an odd duck because of my family history because my history of nationalities is a mystery so I'm as generically white as they come.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 14:54 |
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Jabor posted:This is some pro se shenanigans, right? No actual lawyer would say "gaming rig" when describing a computer in a filing. If that lawyer isn't a sissy console player they would.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 13:55 |
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Thought we had rules against image leeching.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 12:34 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I only go to the library for the porn shoots What about the leaves?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 17:19 |
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Phlegmish posted:Is it weird that I actually don't think this reflects negatively on Trump, given the past couple of years? Did he care or was he afraid he wouldn't get to make any more appearances?
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 13:52 |
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luxury handset posted:trump isn't a sociopath. it's just that his internal values are so out of whack, and he's a bully authoritarian racist, that he comes off like a sociopath a lot of the time He's not a sociopath all the time, no. Man's gotta sleep.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 20:47 |
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Go Roni, Go Roni, Go! Go Roni, Go Roni, Go!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 02:31 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Havin' a Roni was RIGHT THERE Wow, that is actually the real song title. I defer to your superior knowledge of Vanilla Ice's ouevre.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 14:23 |
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Those lyrics are too perfect. VIP meaning Very Infectious Person.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 14:39 |
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Another politician sells their sole.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 19:10 |
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 19:40 |
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Phlegmish posted:Friendship? I've already started shipping them, they're both criminal druggies with similar smug looks on their faces, they were made for each other I think David Cronenberg beat you to it.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 19:56 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Scream from your rear end in a top hat Wasn't that the line they yell at the end of the Japanese X-Men intro?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 23:06 |
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Phlegmish posted:But also who cares, they don't know about our posts, Sorry, wait. What do you mean? They can't see what we write? Who have I been posting for all these years? Just... other goons?! Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 14:08 |
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People with a lot to lose also tend to worry a lot about losing it. You don't just go back to the same apartment complex you were living in. You go somewhere isolated, you wall it off, you pay for security measures, etc.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 15:21 |
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Leavemywife posted:No joke, if I suddenly won a ton of money, I'd very heavily consider having a replica of the mansion from Resident Evil made, complete with silly-rear end keys, emblem puzzles, and traps. It's not everyday that the rich decapitate themselves.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 18:39 |
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Each of the original Pokemon were all supposed to be a different animal with huge breasts.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 14:09 |
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Pikachu was supposed to be a tiger with huge breasts. *Pikachu opens the door back up and looks at Jerry* "And by the way, they're real, and they're GRRREAT!"
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 15:22 |
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This works either as Pikachu with huge breasts or Pikachu eating rear end. Very versatile.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 17:12 |
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Did you make that yourself or do you now have "pikachu eating rear end winking at me" in your search history? This thread and the DeviantArt thread are converging.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 17:33 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Suddenly I wish I had a clit. I could spend each day vibratin', Breakin' only for hydratin', And occasionally a poo poo Could stop the foolishness o' flirtin' And start some tool-assisted squirtin' If I only had a clit I'd compare some wands for wages Massage myself for papers' pages My reviews'd be a hit They'd crown me the queen B of buzzin' Orgasms cheaper by the dozen If I only had a clit
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 14:01 |
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Gizmo Chicken posted:Bari Weiss was clearly trying to get fired from the New York Times so she could go down in a blaze of free speech glory, but they weren't playing ball so she retired. Self-cancelled, if you will. Her preferred term is "self-expelled". Like she Uncle Phil'd her own Jazzy Jeff rear end out of the building.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 19:56 |
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Is that what the movie Porky's is adapted from?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 00:48 |
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The Sinister Sex
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 00:36 |
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Destabilize history should be a phrase reserved only for people loving with the space-time continuum.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:10 |
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Byzantine posted:Another demigod from Zeus? Achilles! Heracles! Theseus! Owen!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 13:24 |
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Spider-Femme, Spider-Femme She'll arrive at 7:35pm DTF? Just watch me Invade arachnid wet-rear end P. Look out, here comes the Spider-Femme
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 17:17 |
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Pretty good career choice with a name like Mr. Fears.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 15:51 |
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We're also in the arms business, don't forget that. Arming Saudi Arabia should be on the list, maybe just below our celebrity exports.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 20:28 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did that stuff in their cartoons? I would have watched it if I knew that. Guess you haven't heard what April O'Neil has been up to lately.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 20:29 |
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God can obviously watch you have sex whenever but if you have sex on an altar does that enhance it? Can He feel it? Something faintly poking him in the side and He goes "what is that? Oh, ew. Gross, guys..."
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 20:55 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Scientists accidentally discover new organ in human head This looks like a delightful procedure:
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 19:12 |
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Marcade posted:Yeah, hands off the Congo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glT-xBbfIjo
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 15:14 |
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You open up the research paper and it's just pages of reflective foil so you see your own face.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 03:13 |
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Looking at this post on my phone, laughing because I cannot tell what the hell is even bandaged up. Is that the idiot's head?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 15:48 |
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Does international law apply interplanetarily as well? Like could an Earth country launch a nuke at a Mars colony and in the Geneva Conventions there's nothing but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 23:21 |
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Also it's a strudel.
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