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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Didn't see a PYF for regular wikipedia articles so hopefully I can unload this jizz here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)

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Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by using jizz.

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If we are walking on the road and see, far ahead, someone whom we recognise although we can neither distinguish features nor particular clothes, we may be certain that we are not mistaken; there is something in the carriage, the walk, the general appearance which is familiar; it is, in fact, the individual's jizz.

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The term was first used in print in 1922 [...] attributed it to "a west-coast Irishman"

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pope Hilarius II posted:

I always thought jizz was a kind of music. Shows what I know.

Don't sell yourself short. You've probably accumulated a lot of people's jizz over the years.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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The medical aspect of the DNA sequencing is interesting, like I could understand if a person wants to know if they've got Alzheimer's headed their way but the genealogy part is just funny to me. Like ok, I apparently am 20% "Italian"? I don't know how that changes anything about my life or who I am unless-a I a-want to-a talk-a like-a thees.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

It can be incredibly important to mixed-race people, especially those from the New World who often have no idea what their racial make-up might be. No, it doesn't change anything in practice, and it's not rational, but people aren't rational. It has reaI emotional value to some people, and I can understand that.

What I'll agree with is that it gets arbitrary when it gets too granular, like distinguishing more than two or three types of European. Europeans have been mixing among themselves (and others) since prehistoric times. There's a certain flawed circular logic to it all. We've determined that people from [country] tend to have this genetic composition, you have this genetic composition among others, therefore...it's more of a statistical likelihood than a certainty.

e: if you don't believe the emotional part, check out some 'DNA reveal' videos on YouTube, many of them are actually crying at the end.

I don't doubt that it's emotional for people because clearly it's a big popular thing. What I should say is that it's funny for me. Though I am an odd duck because of my family history because my history of nationalities is a mystery so I'm as generically white as they come.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Jabor posted:

This is some pro se shenanigans, right? No actual lawyer would say "gaming rig" when describing a computer in a filing.

If that lawyer isn't a sissy console player they would.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Thought we had rules against image leeching.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I only go to the library for the porn shoots

What about the leaves?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

Is it weird that I actually don't think this reflects negatively on Trump, given the past couple of years?

We already knew he was clueless, I didn't know he was capable of caring about a human being that wasn't him

Did he care or was he afraid he wouldn't get to make any more appearances?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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luxury handset posted:

trump isn't a sociopath. it's just that his internal values are so out of whack, and he's a bully authoritarian racist, that he comes off like a sociopath a lot of the time

He's not a sociopath all the time, no. Man's gotta sleep.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Go Roni, Go Roni, Go!
Go Roni, Go Roni, Go!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pastry of the Year posted:

Havin' a Roni was RIGHT THERE

Wow, that is actually the real song title. I defer to your superior knowledge of Vanilla Ice's ouevre.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Those lyrics are too perfect.

VIP meaning Very Infectious Person.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Another politician sells their sole.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

Friendship? I've already started shipping them, they're both criminal druggies with similar smug looks on their faces, they were made for each other

e: you know, given their background and that they were 'under the influence' at the time of the mugshot, they don't look half bad. The woman is cute. Brb making this into a Hollywood movie

I think David Cronenberg beat you to it.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Scream from your rear end in a top hat

Wasn't that the line they yell at the end of the Japanese X-Men intro?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

But also who cares, they don't know about our posts,

Sorry, wait. What do you mean? They can't see what we write? Who have I been posting for all these years? Just... other goons?! Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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People with a lot to lose also tend to worry a lot about losing it. You don't just go back to the same apartment complex you were living in. You go somewhere isolated, you wall it off, you pay for security measures, etc.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Leavemywife posted:

No joke, if I suddenly won a ton of money, I'd very heavily consider having a replica of the mansion from Resident Evil made, complete with silly-rear end keys, emblem puzzles, and traps.

It's not everyday that the rich decapitate themselves.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Each of the original Pokemon were all supposed to be a different animal with huge breasts.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pikachu was supposed to be a tiger with huge breasts.

*Pikachu opens the door back up and looks at Jerry*
"And by the way, they're real, and they're GRRREAT!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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This works either as Pikachu with huge breasts or Pikachu eating rear end. Very versatile.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Did you make that yourself or do you now have "pikachu eating rear end winking at me" in your search history?

This thread and the DeviantArt thread are converging.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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The Lone Badger posted:

Suddenly I wish I had a clit.

I could spend each day vibratin',
Breakin' only for hydratin',
And occasionally a poo poo
Could stop the foolishness o' flirtin'
And start some tool-assisted squirtin'
If I only had a clit

I'd compare some wands for wages
Massage myself for papers' pages
My reviews'd be a hit
They'd crown me the queen B of buzzin'
Orgasms cheaper by the dozen
If I only had a clit

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Gizmo Chicken posted:

Bari Weiss was clearly trying to get fired from the New York Times so she could go down in a blaze of free speech glory, but they weren't playing ball so she retired. Self-cancelled, if you will.

Her preferred term is "self-expelled". Like she Uncle Phil'd her own Jazzy Jeff rear end out of the building.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Is that what the movie Porky's is adapted from?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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The Sinister Sex

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Destabilize history should be a phrase reserved only for people loving with the space-time continuum.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Byzantine posted:

Another demigod from Zeus?

Achilles! Heracles! Theseus! Owen!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Spider-Femme, Spider-Femme
She'll arrive at 7:35pm
DTF? Just watch me
Invade arachnid wet-rear end P.
Look out, here comes the Spider-Femme

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pretty good career choice with a name like Mr. Fears.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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We're also in the arms business, don't forget that. Arming Saudi Arabia should be on the list, maybe just below our celebrity exports.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did that stuff in their cartoons? I would have watched it if I knew that.

Guess you haven't heard what April O'Neil has been up to lately.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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God can obviously watch you have sex whenever but if you have sex on an altar does that enhance it? Can He feel it? Something faintly poking him in the side and He goes "what is that? Oh, ew. Gross, guys..."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Scientists accidentally discover new organ in human head

That is not a comforting headline to see in 2020.


Not helping!

This looks like a delightful procedure:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Marcade posted:

Yeah, hands off the Congo.

Wait, not like that Belgium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glT-xBbfIjo

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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You open up the research paper and it's just pages of reflective foil so you see your own face.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Looking at this post on my phone, laughing because I cannot tell what the hell is even bandaged up. Is that the idiot's head?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Does international law apply interplanetarily as well? Like could an Earth country launch a nuke at a Mars colony and in the Geneva Conventions there's nothing but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

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Also it's a strudel.

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