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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Christians that support Trump must have been born-again yesterday

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Hillary without Bill in her life would likely have resulted in her having a happier life, but at the same time it wouldn't have resulted in the strong + skilled abuela we know today.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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My facebook friend list is a carefully curated list of Noam Chomskys.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Ya'll done TRumped UP!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Jill Stein doesn't own a microwave because of the radiation exposure.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Instead of going out dancing, I'm staying in and watching SNL tonight.

Hope Baldwin's impression of Trump is worth it!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Bestest Computer Janitor so can spot flawed logics. MAGA!!!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Definitely check the tax returns before dating.

Oh and make sure they're not part of the Drumpf family tree.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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All catfish are beautiful.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Turns out not only does the Emperor not have any clothes, he's also smoothed like Ken doll.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Bethamphetamine posted:

This thread is impossible to follow and dumb-zasterous - and I mean this, a complete dumb-zaster - and I love it.

I now appreciate the congrats for my no-content post.

High Five!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Yes Donnie because ISIS has NO IDEA that a battle is coming. LOL

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Who's Augustus Gloop in this scenario?

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Now I'm imagining John Kasich stuck in a tube until the morning of Nov. 9th, when he'll be shot out into some conservative post election processing plant by all the built up pressure of Trump's campaign bullshit.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Powerball is not a real girl. Powerball is a markov chain bot raised on a steady diet of 17 year old sad girl tumblrs.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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This late night posting has me thinking...What if..stay with me now!! What IF.. Trump is our own Great Filter (Robin Hanson...Fermi paradox..etc).

Tell the Alt-Right he's the reason we will never reach the stars!!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Pon de Bundy posted:

ive eaten 8 frozen burritoes in a row do you think i give a gently caress about aCREW
hold me back lou hold me back

*votes for trump*

Enough frozen burritos to ruin 8 perfectly good toilets.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Don't any of you night birds need some rest for the coming week? Why you gotta keep postin?

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Philthy posted:

Jesus, this douche on CNN is saying how awesome Trump is for losing a billion dollars when the economy was roaring and everyone else was doing amazing. "It shows he knows how to lead out of a downturn! Like this country is right now. No one has any jobs! Trump shows he can bring us back from where we are now."

Hey, it's not 2007 anymore guy.

Yeah the Trump surrogates are trying to rewrite economic history by saying there was an economic recession during 1994. Nearly as bad as the Great Depression!

The really crazy part of that? A lot of people are going to start saying that as if it really happened!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Referring to all Trump supporters as "Trump Chumps" from this day forward.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Then can you please clear up what


meant? Because my point was that for a poo poo ton of people, and dare I say most people in America, there is no 'handed out pain meds like candy' and instead it's 'given pain meds period'.

Maybe before attacking this guy you should share some evidence besides "Some people say..."

You sound like the Donald Trump of Oxycontin boosters

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Yinlock posted:

If Hillary Clinton is winning, why do I keep insisting she isn't?

If jesus real why water walker wet wipes!

Sippy Cobb!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Eric Trump just reminds me of a dumber Patrick Bateman.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Schnorkles posted:

Trump camp is already struggling to handle Pence's breaks with their policy on things like Russia in interviews. It's hard to mark this as a win for them.

Yeah the narrative is too muddy to be a bigly winner for Trump.

Lots of fact checking saying Pence was full of poo poo and Trump surrogates are trying to answer Russia policy flips.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Okay all the talk of Tim Kaine wanting to rip out Mike Pence's spleen has me thinking of a scene from Stephen King's 'Salem's Lot.

Father Callahan is Tim Kaine and Kurt Barlow is Mike Pence. If you've read it you know the scene.
Except this time Tim Kaine drops the crucifix immediately because he knows his faith is stronger than whatever abominable fake faith Mike Pence has wrapped up in his blood pumper.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Trump: "This was the single most decisive victory in a VP Debate in history. I believe that."

Hahahahaha

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Nothing the Trump campaign says about Putin will change the reason why Putin would prefer Trump over Clinton as US President: Trump's a thin skinned tiny fingered ego freak who telegraphs his punches weeks before he takes a swing.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Remember Fox News also did a special about Food Stamp fraud where they focused on a beach bum rock band wannabe as a representative of the average person using government funded services.

It's poo poo stacked on poo poo all the way down to nude Rupert Murdoch, hunched over like a turtle, with the whole organization balanced on his back.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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"WHY WON'T YOU VOTE FOR ME!!?? I LIKE TAYCOS AND TAYCO BOWLS!"

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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I grew up in Missouri, so I'll concur that it's full of dumb whites that earnestly believe racism against whites is a real thing.

My parents were some of the only liberals in the area and hardcore right wingers from the community whispered mean poo poo because of their supporting an adulterer like Bill Clinton! No one said anything to my face or their faces of course because authoritarians are cowards.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Trump, his pee pee short

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Whoa like slow down your meltdown dood

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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shiksa posted:

Yeah, pardon my take but I'm not exactly going to weep over Twitter banning a guy who used their platform for harassment campaigns

it's a slip n slide straight into tyranny I tell ya'll!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Don't go chasing waterfalls either. It's bad business.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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The base that got him here isn't going to evaporate after Nov. 8th. Even though Trump may fail, remember well dear thread-friends: There will always be a Lich King. Just like there will always be a Darth Kreia.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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If anyone says this election doesn't matter: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/paul-ryan-budget-congress-229216

Repubs making noise about using reconciliation to get the "revised" Ryan Plan through and repealing obamacare. Need HRC at the helm to ensure this bullshit doesn't get through.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Tatsuta Age posted:

who has said this lol

There's still sanders supporters saying Trump and Clinton are basically the same. I know, it's crazy but I can't claim to understand the position.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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triple sulk posted:

trump's hosed

Nah, he's Tucked.

Or Trucked?

Trumped?

Frumped?

Fuckumped?

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Katrina Pierson is that scum that accumulates on top of a stagnant pool of piss after it's sat in the sun for a few hours.

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

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Wait...did Matt Drudge come back from the dead to tweet about unskewing hurricanes?


Nevermind, I mix up my right wingers.

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