Cute pictures thread: Look at my weird cat

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Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Pander posted:

I had to leave my cat at home with only a once-a-day sitter coming in to feed her for the past 4 days.

She basically did that when I came in

Also, that wolf thing is so cool and I am hiding it from my gf because I don't have the capability of going there RIGHT NOW to do it THIS INSTANT.

Big cats and housecats are basically exactly the same only the big cats are big. That's the only real difference. And that's why big cats are so dangerous.

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:45

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Try rubbing that belly and see how much of your arm you come away with.

My point is that if you rub a housecat's belly and it playfully chomps on you it's fine, but if a lion playfully chomps on you your arm is loving gone. Ever pissed off your cat by kicking it out of somewhere you don't want it to be? It might hiss and get angry at you, but it can't really do much to stop you. A lion can.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 18:36

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Croisquessein posted:

Who wouldn't want to sleep on a husky, and who wouldn't want a kitty sleeping on them? It's a perfect situation.

I've been slept on by a husky, does that count? I was lying down on the floor when the husky that lived there just flopped down on top of me.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 16:07

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oliven posted:

This is the best thread.

Here's a dog that hangs around work sometimes. She is really soft and always patient when people want to pet her

Yeeeees that's the spot!

I know you mean a member of staff brings her along, but part of me wants to believe this dog just turns up for pettings and nobody knows who owns her. There was a cat that did that where my dad worked. He was a groundskeeper and had a shed where he and his coworkers drank coffee and ate lunch and stuff, and one day a cat started hanging out there. They let it sleep on their chairs and started buying food for it because cats are charming fuckers.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 19:58

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The very animal way the thing moves makes watching it be kicked a little upsetting. It's like watching someone kick a robot doggy.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 21:37

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Pharnakes posted:

Found this in the related videos, I'm not quite sure if this is cute, or schadenfreude ro what, but I do know I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, so atleast it's uplifting I suppose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

I know the kangaroo was pretty loving unhappy about it all but the sight of a guy wearing a dead emu grab a kangaroo and hold on to it's tail while it tries to hop away is loving hilarious.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 02:17

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

There's something on this page that's causing my browser (and I assume other people's) to poo poo every time. Can we sort it out please?

It's the gif of a chameleon hatching. It's 24 megabytes in size. I mean it's cute but jeez if the gif is that huge just post a video link or something.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 15:33

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SinineSiil posted:

I stumbled upon this today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTTbxgV50Sc
I never knew they could jump :o

It's like a cat, but also a lizard.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 02:02

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SynthOrange posted:

That's great. I wish my cat would make sausage.

Check the litterbox.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 02:29

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

Dogs annoying cats with friendship.

False advertising! Some of those cats don't seem annoyed in the slightest, and at least one of them is the one being all friendly.

The doberman and the kitten is loving adorable as hell though.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 00:08

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CzarChasm posted:

The farting deer and farting horse videos reminded me of my dog Jojo.

He's the second dog my wife and I have owned and we've had him for about 2 years now. He's the quietest dog I've ever met. Hardly ever barks, doesn't whine a lot except when we stop on car rides. But I promised a story about a farting dog.

I remember the very first time he farted in front of my wife and me. We were sitting watching TV in the living room, he was sleeping on the couch next to my wife. All of a sudden we hear this tiny little squeak of a fart, which was funny enough by itself. But immediately after, Jojo wakes up, ears perked, and looking around confused. After looking around the room for the source of the noise, he proceeds to turn his head back, and sniff his own butt. He apparently didn't like that very much as he then gets up, hops off the couch and leaves the room. And then we smelled it. Pretty bad even by dog fart standards.

So now he does this every time he farts. If he's asleep he'll wake up, assess the situation, and then leave the room, quiet as a mouse. But he leaves a not so gentle reminder that he was in the room recently. I swear, he smiles as he leaves every time.

My sister had a cat who ran away whenever he farted. He was a completely silent farter, so the first warning you got of the impending stench was him suddenly getting up from his comfy seat and leaving the room. Like your dog, I swear he loving enjoyed subjecting people to his farts. I still miss that little rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 18:58

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Gorilla Salad posted:

I hereby proclaim Dennis to be the best because he is derpy and has the number '4' on his face.

I propose that Dennis be renamed Frank, as he clearly has donkey brain.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 16:56

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spinst posted:

This is Betty:

Sometimes that is a trap, sometimes it isn't. Roll the dice... pet the tummy.

Her tail is the most ridiculous thing in the whole world.

I would fall for that trap every drat time.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 19:28

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Birb Katter posted:

Please see a doctor if your dong has eyes.

But only if it has multiple eyes, one eye is normal.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 08:58

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Sociopastry posted:

Please post more pictures of your excellent cat in bandanas please tia

Animals look awesome with bandanas. My dad was looking after his friend's dog once and for some reason he had a bandana with skulls on it, he put it on the dog and she made it work for her.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 21:35

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Iunnrais posted:

The internet currently contains more cat pictures and cat videos than porn. Possibly by orders of magnitude.

Are you sure you're not just mixing up the two different kinds of pussy?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 16:25

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SinineSiil posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OVAP63lAKM

The way she puts her hood up as the owl flies towards her makes me believe this happens quite often.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 19:18

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waggles posted:

And that's how baby frogs are made.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 15:06

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Billy Gnosis posted:

Goon.jpg

Goon.jpg isn't a fluffy pig, it's the pig making GBS threads on its own balls.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 23:49

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Triskelli posted:

I just want you to do one thing with Butterscotch

And Chili was never heard from again.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 16:51

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My friend's cat has evolved a bit.

He used to eat about half a can of food, go sit for a bit, go take a dump, and then go back to eating.

NOW, he sees him grabbing the can of food, so he immediately heads to the litter box to make sure there's room for num nums.

He's learning

Pff, I knew a dog who was WAY smarter. I had to go over and feed a friend of the family's dogs while their owner was away for the day. They were hungry, but they were also lonely and wanted attention. I'm sat down a few metres away from their food bowls. One of them kept running back and forth between me and the food bowl, snatching a mouthful of food here and a petting there. The other one was the smart one, and dragged his food bowl over towards me so I could pet him while he ate. Clever dog.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 22:44

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Foxhound posted:

I'm calling your bluff, there are no cats in Silent Hill.

They look like cats to you?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 11:56

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Inzombiac posted:

Here are my two furry potatoes, Blade & Whistler

Phone posting so sorry for the lovely quality.

That picture is terrible, you'll need to take a few more.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 22:08

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Nordick posted:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/12055542/Norway-launches-campaign-to-give-Finland-a-mountain.html

Say what you will, but I think this is downright adorable

That's gonna take some pretty clever wrapping.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 23:17

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Safari Disco Lion posted:

I like how he doesn't immediately run away for an adventure or something, he just sits down and mlems all "yeah what? I'm just showing you that I can do that any time I want."

"What you gonna do now, fucker?"

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 18:29

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JEEVES420 posted:

One of my dogs would do this. There were times that I realized he got loose only to open the front door and find him sitting there looking at me like "its about drat time you opened the door"

My old dog from childhood did this once. She jumped the wall in the back garden, got into the neighbour's garden and then ran off. My dad spend hours looking for her, then he got back and...the dog was sat in front of the door, waiting for him.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 22:03

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Mr. Fish posted:

It is pretty well documented in the yospos cat thread that they are furry snakes or some sort of liquid.

That's ferrets.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:03

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Could you make some sort of permanent litter tray? Take an ordinary one and nail it to the ground or something so he can't flip it, or make ramps for him to get in and out.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 23:58

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Alteisen posted:

My kitten Luna's collar popped open somehow, she just brought over it in her mouth to me, dropped at it my feet then sat looking at me till I put it back.

I wish the cat I had as a kid did that. She didn't like wearing a collar and always managed to remove it. Eventually we just kind of gave up on putting one on her.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 22:50

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Choco1980 posted:

Isn't there a fable where Mohammed's only companion during his desert sojourn was a cat, and that's why tabbies have an "M" on their forehead?

I believe so. There's also a story where his cat is sleeping on his prayer robe, so rather than disturb the cat he just cuts off the bit the cat is sleeping on and wears the robe with a chunk cut out of it.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 23:22

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My brother in law once had to bathe their fat white and orange cat. The cat did not approve. My sister came home to find him covered in scratches and a very grumpy, wet cat.

Butterscotch is much better at being bathed.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 04:06