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If I aim that at a group of my enemies, will the lightning bolt jump from person to person, as it should?
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It does not even kill one enemy??
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Exactly like that.
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It's not that we have to wait for robots to take over the world, just robot-makers. I am really amazed at the professionalism of those motorcycle racers, though. Some got hit worse than others, but they were all scrambling effectively.
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veedubfreak posted:And this is why Trump is our president. These people can vote. Oh, it's principally fine that uninformed people vote. But when the spirit of one-person-one-vote is regularly violated and a candidate with fewer votes than the other one wins, well, then you might as well start a new republic.
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dupersaurus posted:Props to the second-to-last guy for coming it hot and short but still sticking the landing. I think they're all ladies, but I'm not some kind of bee scientist/pervert. It looks like the bee in question was about to get aid from a wingmate, too. Teamwork makes the dream work, little ladies.
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Though understandable, it was not effective for her to react like that. He wanted to get a reaction like that, so he will pull poo poo like that again. To get him to stop, she should act like she loved it, wait for him to turn his back, put a knife to his throat and tell him calmly that if he fucks with her again, she's going to kill him. edit: but why the heck don't I just share gifs in this thread, like the real heroes do.
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Back out the rabbit hole while you can. You start finding bodies the further down you go. Caufman posted:edit: but why the heck don't I just share gifs in this thread, like the real heroes do. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Took me a couple of viewings, but yes. That woman is amazing. But she's a cat torturer sooooooo.... That cat owner's curves did not quit (for the duration of that gif) veedubfreak posted:Lol, you like them Snookie looking chicks. Holla, man, did you see her posterior? 
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veedubfreak posted:When you're only 4'10* your rear end looks big no matter how fat you are. *And over the age of consent in your jurisdiction. I got you legally covered, stranger.
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Brewmaster posted:Should we just post a bunch of rear end gifs then? So we can compare and contrast? I'm, uh, asking for a friend. I'm the friend you're asking for. ElGroucho posted:We had an rear end thread; the mods, who's every word is a blessing unto their people, decided in their wisdom and mercy that butts were for sex havers Whose face appears on the Something Awful forums? The mods. So give to the mods what belongs to the mods, and give your butt to the butt of all butts. I have no record with the mods. Let me be the first to push this envelope further. 
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Jun 7, 2017 21:17
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Shy gals? 
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Jun 7, 2017 21:52
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You all pushing the pedals to the metals now. I'm gonna tuck and roll before you all crash into a misdemeanor.
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Jun 7, 2017 23:10
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What caused this? Wizard?
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The goat is obviously playing. He keeps bouncing the ball back to his human. If he didn't understand he was playing, he would't keep bouncing the ball and then backing up for another bounce.mobby_6kl posted:Bah bah this is abuse bah bah
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Jul 11, 2017 19:11
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Hah hah hah, that's what happens when you tell a robot they're getting laid off.
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blarzgh posted:and fast forward through the sex parts Sure they did. Just a few guys regularly getting together to watch pornography for the stories.
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Proteus Jones posted:Nope. The mucus that lines the tube going from your mouth to your rear end will protect you from small debris like this. I think you'll find that the tube goes from rear end to mouth, not the other way around 
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blarzgh posted:I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread. Stay on these forums long enough (give or take a week) and you'll hear about both. My trick is to masturbate to both. Proteus Jones posted:Looks like someone didn't manage to be the front of the centipede. 
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Zzulu posted:They uh Why can't we just get our kicks watching digital humans or Westworld hosts killing each other?
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So how are those hot bits of flying metal not making her uncomfortable?
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Aug 7, 2017 21:30
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Hellllooo, dream girl!
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Same reason you can hold a bit of tin foil just out of the oven, but you touch the metal grate and it melts your hand. Gotcha. Superpoweres vs Kryptonite.
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DaveKap posted:Would offer the horse-headed individual a round of the ol' in-out in-out if she were a willing participant. I got you, fam: quote:Would wave back at the horse-headed individual if she waved. From small acorns of friendliness come giant horse-headed fucktrees.
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Obamacare Repeal and Replace, I think.
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By the look of it, I'd enjoy communicating with ASL more than with words. There's something wrong with this poor worm 
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duz posted:I don't know, he did successfully kill Hitler. I suggest that he was way too late coming around to it.
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drat, life is talented.
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That is an impressive narrative.
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NatasDog posted:I want a Light Senor Good news, not every Latino has darker skin. edit: alternate joke: Good news, plenty of Latinos are not overweight.
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Literally A Person posted:Ah, hello LAP's sexual awakening. Nice to see you again. Mine was Jamie Lee Curtis's striptease in True Lies. If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. 
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Rough Lobster posted:I always thought Jamie Lee Curtis looked like a gross old grandma even when she was younger so that scene disgusts me I value all opinions, but this one is the most unlike-me opinion I have ever read.
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Oct 18, 2017 05:30
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First time I heard poo poo music, I had to look it up. Rimsky Korsakov. If you like anything by him, your hearing is wrecked.
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Kennel posted:
The technician who put googly eyes on the machine should get employee of the month.
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Growing up, I used to play with those like they were langoliers. Still do, but also then.
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Trabant posted:RIP Mitchell drat you. I intentionally did not use the verbatim out of respect for his superior timing and originality. Out of respect, drat you!!
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drat, fire, you scary.
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Proteus Jones posted:We're doomed. Was your plan to escape the robot apocalypse to hide behind knee-high blocks?
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Proteus Jones posted:Well, on a floor accessible by stairs only. 
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